WE HAD PLANS TO GET FOOD THEN GO TO SOME HOUSE PARTY. SARAH HAD THE INFO ON THE PARTY. STOPPED AT A GAS STATION 30 MINUTES FROM THE HAMPTONS TO GET SOME SNACKS & AGUA. WHEN WE GOT BACK IN THE CAR 10 MINUTES LATER SARAH REALIZES SHE LOST HER FONE. IT WASN'T IN THE CAR OR AT THE GAS STATION. SUDDENLY THE TRIP TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORSE. THESE BIRDS WEREN'T USED TO WINGIN SHIT. COUPLE OF PRINCESSES. FROM THERE THE NIGHT TURNED INTO A NIGHTMARE. A FUN NIGHTMARE LOOKIN BACK. WE GOT TO BRIDGEHAMPTON & ATE AT BOBBY VANS. SHIT WAS MAD BOOJIE. PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME LIKE WHO THE FUCK LET THIS GUY IN? HAMPTONS AIN'T REALLY MY SHIT. BENNY LEFT US IN THE HANDS OF JASPER. HE HAD 6 IN HIS RIDE ALREADY. THE 4 OF US JUMPED IN THE TRUNK OF THE STATION WAGON & HEADED TO SOME OTHER PARTY JAMES WAS DOING. WE NEVER WENT THO FOR SOME REASON. SOMETHING ABOUT COPS. THEN WE WENT TO SOME OTHER PARTY THAT ENDED UP BEING THE
WORST PARTY IN THE HAMPTONS THAT WEEKEND. I WAS TEXTING PEOPLE IN THE CITY LIKE WHY THE FUCK DID I COME UP HERE? SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER. EVERYTHING'S SO SPREAD OUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WHIP YOU'RE DONE. EAST HAMPTON, SOUTH HAMPTON, AMAGANSET, SAG HARBOUR, MONTAUK, WAINSCOTT, SAGYBALSAK
LIKE SARDINES
BEST WEEKEND TO BE IN THE HAMPTONS...WORST PARTY EVER. SEER SUCKERS
EVERYONE LOOKED THE SAME. NO BOOZE. NO BIRDS. JUST PREPPY BITCHES
GOT BACK IN THE CAR & WENT TO BRIDGEHAMPTON WHERE THE GIRLS RAN INTO SOME DUDE THEY KNEW & WERE SAVED. GOOD FOR US CUZ THEY WERE STARTIN TO PANIC & BE ANNOYING. I JUST WANTED TO HOP UP IN THE BED & TURN MY SWAG OFF. LUCKILY LUCIENS HOMEY TOOK US IN. STOPPED BY THE 7 ELEVEN ON THE WAY BACK FOR SOME NACHOS. BEST PART OF THE NITE. THERE WAS A SUPERBIRD HUGGED UP ON SOME DUDE WHO LOOKED LIKE HE WORKED THERE
SHE'S INTO MALAKA'S DINO
7 ELEVEN DUDES HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR
DROVE BACK TO SAG HARBOR, STOPPED BY MAX & SUZANNES NEW STORE. IF YOU TRYIN TO GET THE SALMON SUIT FLY OVER TO 78 MAIN ST. #11 SAG HARBOR NY
WENT TO BED. WOKE UP ON THE 4TH FEELING GOOD. GOT LUNCH IN SHAGAMAMSET
WENT TO THE POLO STORE OBVIOUSLY. BOUGHT SOME FILM...NOT ENUFF AS YOU'LL SEE LATER, THEN WENT TO THIS HOUSE
I DIDN'T WANNA ILL, I JUST WANTED TO CHILL. UNWIND MY RUFFLED FEATHERS, MELLOW OUT & JUST LOUNGE
BENNY CAME & PICKED US UP TO GO TO THIS OTHER PARTY. THIS GUY SNACKS EVERY HALF HOUR
TOOK SOME FLICKS FROM THE CAR WINDOW ON THE WAY, SHIT'S SO NICE OUT THERE, THE WEATHER WAS PERFECT, MY DIRTY LUNGS WERE FEELIN THE FRESH MEADOWS
STOPPED BY THE BEACH CUZ AT THE TIME I DIDN'T KNOW THE HOUSE WE WERE GOIN TO WAS ON IT. HADN'T SEEN THE ATLANTIC IN 15 YEARS
WHEN I'M RICH I'LL BUY A HOUSE OUT IN SAGARONSACK OR MARAGONSET
DROVE TO THIS BEACH HOUSE THAT WAS LIKE THE ONE GORDON GEKKO HAD IN WALL STREET. THE SUN WAS SETTING RIGHT AS I GOT DOWN THERE. A CASE OF BUD & ALL THE HOMEYS SHOWED UP A LIL LATER. THEY DUG UP THIS BOAT & BROUGHT IT BACK TO LIFE
USING SHOVELS AS OARS
DOUBLE TAKE
LOADED MY LAST ROLL PREPARING FOR THE FIRE BEING BUILT THAT 40 PEOPLE GATHERED AROUND TO WATCH THE FIREWORKS. OUT OF NOWHERE MY CAMERA FUCKED ME. TOOK ONE FLICK & THE WHOLE ROLL REWOUND ITSELF. I WAS WITHOUT FILM RIGHT AS THE SHIT WAS GETTIN STARTED. HAD NO WAY TO GET ANYWHERE EVEN IF I KNEW WHERE TO GO TO GET FILM. BENNY HANDED ME THIS DISPOSABLE HE HAD BUT IT WAS A DUD. NONE OF THE FLICKS CAME OUT EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE
YOU KNOW WHAT FIREWORKS LOOK LIKE SO WHATEVS. SOMETIMES THE MEMORIES ARE BETTER THAN THE PICTURES SOMETHING YOU FAKE NEW JACK FOTO BLOGGERS WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. AFTER THE SHOW I MET UP WITH MOLLY BY MISTAKE. AFTER THAT I WAS WILD FOR THE NITE. MY DANCE MOVES CAME OUT. TOOK OFF W NICO & SEBO TO MONTAUK YOACHT CLUB FOR ANOTHER PARTY WITH FREE BOOZE. MAD FUN. RAN INTO MORE PEOPLE & AFTER SOME SERIOUS WING FLAPPING WE WENT TO SOME OTHER HOUSE PARTY. EVENTUALLY FELL ASLEEP AT 6AM ON THE FLOOR OF THE POOL HOUSE. SUNDAY WAS AN ALL DAY MISSION TO GET BACK TO NYC. FINALLY MADE IT BACK AT MIDNIGHT. HAMPTONS WERE FUN, DON'T KNOW IF I'LL GO AGAIN NEXT YEAR. IT'S MY LAST WEEK HERE BEFORE I GOTTA GO BACK TO LA FOR A COURT DATE NEXT WEEK. BUMMER
