WE HAD PLANS TO GET FOOD THEN GO TO SOME HOUSE PARTY. SARAH HAD THE INFO ON THE PARTY. STOPPED AT A GAS STATION 30 MINUTES FROM THE HAMPTONS TO GET SOME SNACKS & AGUA. WHEN WE GOT BACK IN THE CAR 10 MINUTES LATER SARAH REALIZES SHE LOST HER FONE. WASN'T IN THE CAR, WASN'T AT THE GAS STATION. GONE. SUDDENLY THE TRIP TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORSE. THESE BIRDS WEREN'T USED TO WINGIN SHIT. FROM THERE THE NIGHT TURNED INTO A NIGHTMARE BUT A FUN NIGHTMARE LOOKIN BACK. WE GOT TO BRIDGEHAMPTON & ATE AT BOBBY VANS. SHIT WAS MAD BOOJIE. PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME LIKE WHO THE FUCK IS THAT DUDE? HAMPTONS AIN'T REALLY MY SHIT. BENNY LEFT US IN THE HANDS OF JASPER WHO I DIDN'T KNOW AT THE TIME. HE HAD 6 IN HIS RIDE ALREADY. THE 4 OF US JUMPED IN THE TRUNK OF THE BENZO STATION WAGON & HEADED TO SOME OTHER PARTY. WE NEVER WENT THO FOR SOME REASON. SOMETHING ABOUT COPS. THEN WE WENT TO SOME OTHER PARTY THAT ENDED UP BEING THE
WORST PARTY IN THE HAMPTONS THAT WEEKEND. I WAS TEXTING PEOPLE IN THE CITY LIKE WHY THE FUCK DID I COME UP HERE? SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER. EVERYTHING'S SO SPREAD OUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WHIP YOU'RE DONE. EAST HAMPTON, SOUTH HAMPTON, AMAGANSET, SAG HARBOUR, MONTAUK, WAINSCOTT, SAGYBALSAK...UNORGANIZED KONFUNSION
LIKE SARDINES
BEST WEEKEND TO BE IN THE HAMPTONS...WORST PARTY EVER. BUNCH OF HERB ASS SEER SUCKIN NI66AZ
EVERYONE LOOKED THE SAME & NO BOOZE OR BRUDS
GOT BACK IN THE CAR & WENT TO BRIDGEHAMPTON WHERE THE GIRLS RAN INTO SOME DUDE THEY KNEW & WERE SAVED. GOOD FOR US CUZ THEY WERE STARTIN TO PANIC & NOT BE FUN ANYMORE. I JUST WANTED TO HOP UP IN THE BED & TURN MY SWAG OFF. LUCKILY LUCIENS BOY TOOK US IN. STOPPED BY THE 7 ELEVEN ON THE WAY BACK FOR SOME NACHOS. BEST PART OF THE NITE. THERE WAS A SUPERBIRD HUGGED UP ON SOME DUDE WHO LOOKED LIKE HE WORKED THERE
SHE'S INTO MALAKA'S DINO
7 ELEVEN DUDES HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR
DROVE BACK TO SAG HARBOR, STOPPED BY MAX & SUZANNES NEW STORE. IF YOU TRYIN TO GET THE SALMON SUIT FLY OVER TO 78 MAIN ST. #11 SAG HARBOR NY
WENT TO BED. WOKE UP ON THE 4TH FEELING GOOD. GOT LUNCH IN SHAGAMAMSET (ALDEN)
WENT TO THE POLO STORE OBVIOUSLY. BOUGHT SOME FILM...NOT ENUFF AS YOU'LL SEE LATER, THEN WENT TO THIS HOUSE
I DIDN'T WANNA ILL, I JUST WANTED TO CHILL. UNWIND MY RUFFLED FEATHERS, MELLOW OUT & JUST LOUNGE
BENNY CAME & PICKED US UP TO GO TO THIS OTHER PARTY. THIS GUY SNACKS EVERY HALF HOUR
TOOK SOME FLICKS FROM THE CAR WINDOW ON THE WAY, SHIT'S SO NICE OUT THERE, THE WEATHER WAS PERFECT, MY DIRTY LUNGS WERE FEELIN THE FRESH MEADOWS
STOPPED BY THE BEACH CUZ AT THE TIME I DIDN'T KNOW THE HOUSE WE WERE GOIN TO WAS ON IT. HADN'T SEEN THE ATLANTIC IN 15 YEARS
WHEN I'M RICH I'LL BUY A HOUSE OUT IN SAGARONSACK OR MARAGONSET
DROVE TO THIS BEACH HOUSE THAT WAS LIKE THE ONE GORDON GEKKO HAD IN WALL STREET. THE SUN WAS SETTING RIGHT AS I GOT DOWN TO THE BEACH. A CASE OF BUD & ALL THE CITY HOMEYS SHOWED UP A LIL LATER. THEY DUG UP THIS BOAT & BROUGHT IT BACK TO LIFE
USIN SHOVELS AS OARS
DOUBLE TAKE
LOADED MY LAST ROLL PREPARING FOR THE FIRE BEING BUILT THAT 40 PEOPLE GATHERED AROUND TO WATCH THE FIREWORKS. OUT OF NOWHERE MY CAMERA FUCKED ME. TOOK ONE FLICK & THE WHOLE ROLL REWOUND ITSELF. I WAS WITHOUT FILM RIGHT AS THE SHIT WAS GETTIN STARTED. HAD NO WAY TO GET ANYWHERE EVEN IF I KNEW WHERE TO GO TO GET FILM. BENNY HANDED ME THIS DISPOSABLE HE HAD BUT IT WAS A DUD CUZ NONE OF THE FLICKS CAME OUT EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE
YOU KNOW WHAT FIREWORKS LOOK LIKE SO WHATEVS.THE FLICKS AROUND THE FIRE WOULD'VE BEEN DOPE THO. AFTER THE SHOW I MET UP WITH MOLLY BY MISTAKE & AFTER THAT I LIT THE NITE UP WITH MY DANCE MOVES. LEFT W SOME DIFFERENT HEADS & DROVE TO THE MONTAUK YACHT CLUB FOR SOME PARTY WITH FREE BOOZE. MAD FUN. RAN INTO MORE HEADS. AFTER SOME SERIOUS WING FLAPPIN WE WENT TO SOME OTHER HOUSE PARTY. EVENTUALLY FELL ASLEEP AT 6AM ON THE FLOOR OF THE POOL HOUSE WE WERE AT EARLIER. SUNDAY WAS AN ALL DAY MISSION TO GET BACK TO NYC. FINALLY MADE IT BACK AT MIDNIGHT. IT'S MY LAST WEEK HERE BEFORE I GOTTA GO BACK TO LA FOR A COURT DATE NEXT WEEK
