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June 21, 2009 9:14 PM  (go back to main view)
ARE YOU THERE JAH? IT'S ME RAS PARROT
THE HAPPY HARRY HARD ON OF THIS BLOG SHIT IS BLACK FROM THE DEAD JUST IN TIME FOR FRIGHT NIGHT. THE SITES BEEN DOWN CUZ I WAS MOVING SERVERS. JUST KIDDING. I'VE BEEN IN A K HOLE. NO SERIOUSLY I GOT LOCKED UP. NUFF EXCUSES. HERE'S SOME HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE LAST WEEK & A 1/2.

CMGAY WAS GOIN DOWN. LOTS OF SHITTY BANDS & EVEN SHITTIER PARTY'S

SEXUS, NEXUS, PLEXUS. I WAS AT PIA'S WATCHING CAPE FEAR THEN LATER THAT NITE I WAS MAKING OUT WITH JULIETTE LEWIS... NATURAL BORN KILLERS
SUPER FREAK PHYSIQUE LIKE RAPHAEL SADIQ. GOT CLOSER TO COMPLETING MY WU COLLECTION WHEN I RAN INTO U-GOD
BIG JU RUFF & RAUNCHY NEVER NONCHALANTLY...BEATNUTS GET PROPS OVER HERE


ARAB PARROT GIVES YOU WINGS
RETARDS....

IT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO HALLOWEEN

GAY
I'D RATHER THE BUNNY FROM DONNY DARKO COME OUT MY CLOSET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NITE
ONLY PERSON MORE SCARIER IN A JUMPSUIT THAN MICHAEL MYERS...REARY COOR ROOK



YO NEVER INVITE ME TO SHIT AT WEBSTER HALL AGAIN...
& YES GAY STREETWEAR KIDS EXIST IN NYC TOO. I WALKED BY SOME SNEAKER FARTY & SAW THESE DORKS OUTSIDE BLABBIN BOUT SOME BS. AS I PASSED I HEARD "YO! I GOTTA GET THAT JAPAN PACK SON!" PFFFF. WHAT YOU NEED TO GET IS A MIRROR & SOME PUSSY STAT. LOOKS LIKE BIZARRO BEN & BOBBY 100'S
SUPERBIRDS


THEY DID THE MASH
BORN DATES


HOMEYS

"YO I LOOK LIKE THAT GIRL GREMLIN IN GREMLINS 2"



GNOME DE GUERRE



ON THAT CHIMP KUSTARD & WONKEY DONKEY AKA ALICE DELLAL
RANDOM SHIT

THESE DUDES TOLD ME TO BE CAREFUL WHAT I DO WITH THIS PIC
SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO GET THEIR PICTURE TAKEN, PEOPLE LIKE JAY Z. STORY GOES LIKE THIS. ONE NITE AT A PARTY JAY WAS PROFILIN AT THE BAR WITH HIS BODYGAURD. KINDA COOL THAT HE WAS JUST COOLIN W THE PEOPLE BUT WHEN I TOOK A PIC OF JAVIER WHO WAS STANDING 10 FEET IN FRONT OF JIGGAMAN, NEXT THING I KNOW HOV STEPS TO ME & EVERYONE CLEARS OUT. MAD SERIOUS HE GOES "YO I DON'T LIKE TO GET MY PIC TAKEN PLEASE RESPECT THAT." I'M LIKE YO I WAS TAKING A PIC OF MY HOMEY SO FALL BACK SON BEFORE YOU GET BODIED. HE REPLIES "OH, YOU KNOW I SAW THE FLASH GO OFF & EVERYTHING." I WAS LIKE NAH CHILL I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE YOU BACK THERE. THEN I ASKED IF WE COULD TAKE A PIC TOGETHER & HE DISSED. MUST BE CUZ HE DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE PARROT CUZ HE AIN'T IN TOUCH WITH THE STREETS ANYMORE CUZ HE'S TOO BUSY READING HAMPTONS MAGAZINE. 10 MINUTES LATER I THOUGHT MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SHOT HIM POINT BLANK IN HIS FACE LIKE THIS
THEN MAYBE HE WOULD BUG OUT & HIT ME. SOME RON GALELLA TYPE SHIT. THEN I COULD SUE HIS ASS. SO I TOLD MY FRIENDS TO POSE IN FRONT OF HIM AND I TOOK ANOTHER ONE TO SEE IF I COULD PROVOKE HIM
BUT IT DIDN'T WORK. INSTEAD HE BOUNCED. I CHASED HIM OUT THE CLUB BUT HE GOT AWAY IN THE MAIBACH...TILL NEXT TIME
ELECTIONS ONLY 4 DAYS AWAY
SAY ANYTHING...THE MIDDLE EASTERN JOHN CUSACK...JOHN KUWAIT. I GET HITS IN DUBAI
GIRLS LOVE NARS. EVERYWHERE I GO, EVERY HO I KNOW GOT NARS





WATCHED SOME MOVIES


MORRISEY NITE
MY FAVORITE HOMELESS GUY. HAS HIS OWN PACK OF CIGARETTES, HIS LEGS WORK & HE'S WEARING JORDANS
MY FAVRITE CAB DRIVER AWARD GOES TO MUHAMMED BHATTI. BEEN SPENDING ALL MY MONEY ON CABS, ATM FEE'S & CIGARETTES
FAVORITE SHOP
LOVE DON"T GET MY DICK HARD
DDT
HERE COMES THE STOOP WETTER
WENT TO THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE FOR A NITE

TALK ABOUT PHILLY CHEESE...

TRUE
BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN
TRUST
HAPPY
TONY LAST YEAR
HERE'S ONE TO GET YOU IN THE SPIRIT
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Blog Comments (20):
Posted by tomichill on November 17, 2008 5:43 AM
Where was the party in nyc? we need it for our french invasion in 2009.
Posted by Jewish Par... on November 04, 2008 11:22 AM
Levy's is the shit...real heads know the deal...Glad that uber didn't fuck you man...this site is the reason Al Gore invented the innernets...see you on the streets my nig...
Posted by Atodalwin on November 03, 2008 7:06 AM
BACK ON TRACK, keep up the good work....ppppiece
Posted by lil p on November 03, 2008 3:06 AM
fuck that faggot nigga jay z
Posted by Bird on November 02, 2008 11:07 PM
I'm sure you said "bodied" to hov
Posted by JB on November 02, 2008 5:42 PM
next level shit
Posted by shooter on November 02, 2008 2:05 AM
jay z people are lookin for you I heard
Posted by C. Baines on November 02, 2008 1:08 AM
Jiggy-wiggy is a buster.
Posted by Jae (LTID) on November 01, 2008 11:08 AM
when u said the arab parrot was the spot to be
i thought ok maybe it is since you put so much enery bvehind your words when u said it.. i been checking it out for the past few days i came to the site because you told me to come here and get my picture from tghe night wale performed at sob's i still dont see it up but the site is pretty dope
im checking it out on the reg.
stay cool man

p.s im stil waiting for the pic
haha

jaealzjournal.blogspot.com
Posted by dooth on October 31, 2008 6:25 PM
you went to jang house?
Posted by bk on October 31, 2008 4:03 PM
ketamine
Posted by ganjaqueen on October 31, 2008 2:09 PM
ill smoke you out,
Posted by CharlesT on October 31, 2008 1:54 PM
great to have u back AP
you are the truth!!
Workin on that Jack Daniel sponsorship....
Posted by alissa on October 31, 2008 1:38 PM
youre hot and i want your babies.
Posted by S80 on October 31, 2008 11:25 AM
I'm a nars ho, aha. Btw, if ur lucky, u'll run into my grrl D_nice. She's a gem.
Posted by Creeps on October 31, 2008 10:51 AM
Yo you gotts hit up the wheel chair dude on 46th between 5th and 6th avenue. Hes always near the dressbarn on the north side of 46th. Hes got what you need for cheap.
Posted by chrome on October 31, 2008 2:20 AM
I thought you died out there partying too hard
Posted by hotasballs... on October 31, 2008 1:55 AM
nars is like.
Posted by dboy on October 31, 2008 1:50 AM
missed this shit...hilarious
Posted by bdog on October 31, 2008 12:23 AM
glad you're back
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