THE HAPPY HARRY HARD ON OF THIS BLOG SHIT IS BLACK FROM THE DEAD JUST IN TIME FOR FRIGHT NIGHT. THE SITES BEEN DOWN CUZ I WAS MOVING SERVERS. JUST KIDDING. I'VE BEEN IN A K HOLE. NO SERIOUSLY I GOT LOCKED UP. NUFF EXCUSES. HERE'S SOME HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE LAST WEEK & A 1/2.
CMGAY WAS GOIN DOWN. LOTS OF SHITTY BANDS & EVEN SHITTIER PARTY'S
SEXUS, NEXUS, PLEXUS. I WAS AT PIA'S WATCHING CAPE FEAR THEN LATER THAT NITE I WAS MAKING OUT WITH JULIETTE LEWIS... NATURAL BORN KILLERS
SUPER FREAK PHYSIQUE LIKE RAPHAEL SADIQ. GOT CLOSER TO COMPLETING MY WU COLLECTION WHEN I RAN INTO U-GOD
BIG JU RUFF & RAUNCHY NEVER NONCHALANTLY...BEATNUTS GET PROPS OVER HERE
ARAB PARROT GIVES YOU WINGS
RETARDS.... IT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO HALLOWEEN
GAY
I'D RATHER THE BUNNY FROM DONNY DARKO COME OUT MY CLOSET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NITE
ONLY PERSON MORE SCARIER IN A JUMPSUIT THAN MICHAEL MYERS...REARY COOR ROOK
YO NEVER INVITE ME TO SHIT AT WEBSTER HALL AGAIN...
& YES GAY STREETWEAR KIDS EXIST IN NYC TOO. I WALKED BY SOME SNEAKER FARTY & SAW THESE DORKS OUTSIDE BLABBIN BOUT SOME BS. AS I PASSED I HEARD "YO! I GOTTA GET THAT JAPAN PACK SON!" PFFFF. WHAT YOU NEED TO GET IS A MIRROR & SOME PUSSY STAT. LOOKS LIKE BIZARRO BEN & BOBBY 100'S
SUPERBIRDSTHEY DID THE MASH
BORN DATESHOMEYS
"YO I LOOK LIKE THAT GIRL GREMLIN IN GREMLINS 2"
GNOME DE GUERRE
ON THAT CHIMP KUSTARD & WONKEY DONKEY AKA ALICE DELLAL
RANDOM SHITTHESE DUDES TOLD ME TO BE CAREFUL WHAT I DO WITH THIS PIC
SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO GET THEIR PICTURE TAKEN, PEOPLE LIKE JAY Z. STORY GOES LIKE THIS. ONE NITE AT A PARTY JAY WAS PROFILIN AT THE BAR WITH HIS BODYGAURD. KINDA COOL THAT HE WAS JUST COOLIN W THE PEOPLE BUT WHEN I TOOK A PIC OF JAVIER WHO WAS STANDING 10 FEET IN FRONT OF JIGGAMAN, NEXT THING I KNOW HOV STEPS TO ME & EVERYONE CLEARS OUT. MAD SERIOUS HE GOES "YO I DON'T LIKE TO GET MY PIC TAKEN PLEASE RESPECT THAT." I'M LIKE YO I WAS TAKING A PIC OF MY HOMEY SO FALL BACK SON BEFORE YOU GET BODIED. HE REPLIES "OH, YOU KNOW I SAW THE FLASH GO OFF & EVERYTHING." I WAS LIKE NAH CHILL I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE YOU BACK THERE. THEN I ASKED IF WE COULD TAKE A PIC TOGETHER & HE DISSED. MUST BE CUZ HE DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE PARROT CUZ HE AIN'T IN TOUCH WITH THE STREETS ANYMORE CUZ HE'S TOO BUSY READING HAMPTONS MAGAZINE. 10 MINUTES LATER I THOUGHT MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SHOT HIM POINT BLANK IN HIS FACE LIKE THIS
THEN MAYBE HE WOULD BUG OUT & HIT ME. SOME RON GALELLA TYPE SHIT. THEN I COULD SUE HIS ASS. SO I TOLD MY FRIENDS TO POSE IN FRONT OF HIM AND I TOOK ANOTHER ONE TO SEE IF I COULD PROVOKE HIM
BUT IT DIDN'T WORK. INSTEAD HE BOUNCED. I CHASED HIM OUT THE CLUB BUT HE GOT AWAY IN THE MAIBACH...TILL NEXT TIME
ELECTIONS ONLY 4 DAYS AWAY
SAY ANYTHING...THE MIDDLE EASTERN JOHN CUSACK...JOHN KUWAIT. I GET HITS IN DUBAI
GIRLS LOVE NARS. EVERYWHERE I GO, EVERY HO I KNOW GOT NARS
WATCHED SOME MOVIES
MORRISEY NITE
MY FAVORITE HOMELESS GUY. HAS HIS OWN PACK OF CIGARETTES, HIS LEGS WORK & HE'S WEARING JORDANS
MY FAVRITE CAB DRIVER AWARD GOES TO MUHAMMED BHATTI. BEEN SPENDING ALL MY MONEY ON CABS, ATM FEE'S & CIGARETTES
FAVORITE SHOP
LOVE DON"T GET MY DICK HARD
DDT
HERE COMES THE STOOP WETTER
WENT TO THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE FOR A NITE
TALK ABOUT PHILLY CHEESE...
TRUE
BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN
TRUST
HAPPY
TONY LAST YEAR
HERE'S ONE TO GET YOU IN THE SPIRIT