LAST NITE ME & ELI DECIDED TO GO TO THE ROOSEVELT FOR THE USUAL TUESDAY NITE POOL PARTY. MY FONE IS BROKEN AND I HAD BEEN OUT ALL DAY SO I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO THAT IT WAS CANCELLED DUE TO THE BET AWARDS. I GOT STUCK IN A HALF N' HOUR TRAFFIC JAM BEFORE I ENDED UP PARKING 600 BLOCKS AWAY ONLY TO WALK UP & FIND NO DAVID & DAVID
I THINK BET AWARDS MEANS THAT IF YOU'RE BLACK YOU'RE INVITED BECAUSE EVERYONE FROM HERE TO ATLANTA WAS WAITING OUTSIDE THE HOTEL. I THINK I COUNTED LIKE 40 CADILLAC ESCALADES WITH RIMS IN THE 10 MINUTES I WAS THERE NOT TO MENTION LIKE 20 BENTLEYS & A 1000 HOOCHIE MAMA'S & TONS OF BAD LOOKS
PEOPLE WERE DRESSED IN THEIR FINEST ED HARDY.
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SPEAKING OF ED HARDY LOOK WHO'S COLLABORATING WITH HIM TO DO A CLOTHING LINE
I NEVER NOTICED THE METAL DETECTORS OUTSIDE TEDDIES B4
NICE FUR COAT
AND THE BLACK ENTERTAINMENT AWARD GOES TO...
ASS SO FAT THAT YOU CAN SEE IT FROM THE FRONT