SATURDAY WOKE UP ATE SCHILLERS WITH TEAM STEVE. THOUGHT I WAS FINALLY GETTING SICK. WENT BACK TO THE CAGE SLEPT ALL DAY. FELT NO BETTER WHEN I WOKE UP. GOTTA START DRINKING WATER. WAS GONNA STAY HOME BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES. WENT TO SOME BS I WASN'T FEELIN AT TRIBECA GRAND THEN CAB'D BACK EAST WITH SHAMIQUE WHO GOT BUST IN HIS HEAD. SAW ALL THIS COMMOTION ACROSS THE STREET FROM LIT. FIRE TRUCK, AMBULANCE, COPS. MOVED IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK & IT WAS A "BITCH IN A TRASH CAN." DRUNK, PASSED OUT, LEGS OPEN IN A SKIRT WITH SOME LOOJER WHITE BOYS FROM LONG ISLAND WAITING ON HER IN A HUMMER LIMO. MOVED IN FOR A PIC THAT WOULD'VE BEEN CLASSIC BUT COPS & NYFD THREW BLOCKS. FUCK YOU


WENT TO MARS BAR FOR A SHOT. THEN THE FISH FOR ANOTHER. THEN ANOTHER. THEN ANOTHER. SUDDENLY I DIDN'T FEEL SICK ANYMORE. READY TO SQUAWK. THAT'S REASON 67557 I LOVE NY. YOU'RE NITE CAN TOTALLY TURN AROUND AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING. THE ARSONIST
WENT TO ONE SPOT I KNEW ONE OF MY FLOCK WOULD BE WORKIN AT. SHE HOOKED UP THE DRINKS BUT I HAD TO TAKE HER COLORS AWAY LATE NITE. DEADED
SO MANY FUCKIN LOOJERS OUT ON SATURDAYS


BIRD STRENGTH WAS BACK TO NORMAL SUNDAY. WENT TO SWAY LOOKIN TO SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA SOME NERDZ
PANTYHOSE IS OUR PLEASURE

MY DUDE MANFACE CAME THRU WITH THE PINT OF WHISKEY & A BEER = WILDING
6AM SHOWED MY ID TO THE CAMPUS POLICE. 10 AM WOKE UP IN AN NYU DORM ROOM. PUUURCH. MISSED A NICE DAY MONDAY CUZ I SLEPT THRU IT. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WORK THE NITESHIFT. SUNDAY NITE
PARTY BUS. MISSED THE 8:30 SO WE SQUAWKED THE BRIDGE TO BK & HOPPED ON THE 10 OCLOCK


THIS BIRD WAS PLAYING WITH HER LAZY BEANIE EVERY FUCKIN 5 SECONDS TRYING TO KEEP IT CUZ THE SHIT WAS FALLIN ASLEEP RIGHT OFF HER HEAD. FINALLY SHE TOOK IT OFF WHEN SHE SAW ME TAKE 3 PICTURES OF IT. GET THE FUCK OFF THE BUS YOU FUCKIN LOOJER


GREW UP EATING THESE SHITS LIKE CANDY
WILD OUT
CATSUP
TOOK THE TRAIN BACK EAST TALKING BOUT PANTYHOSE THE WHOLE WAY. WENT TO THE GODS CRIB WHO HAD THAT KEEFER SUTHERLAND. WATCHED MOVIES TILL 6 AM. 1% PERCENTER MOTORCYCLE GANG POLICE INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO IS SO ILL
MICKY D'S BREAKFAST AT 9 AM. SLEEP BY 11 AM. IT'S TUESDAY NITE. WHAT'S GOOD?


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