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December 23, 2009 3:01 PM  (go back to main view)
BLACK BY DOPE DEMAND
MAGIC. THE WORRRST. I ENTERED THE CONVENTION CENTER LIKE A PARROT POSSESSED. I GET USUALLY GET A RUSH FROM THE THRILL OF THE HUNT BUT THIS YEAR AFTER AN HOUR I WAS SICK. STREETWEAR IS LIKE KRYPTONITE TO ME LAST YEARS COVERAGE WAS LONGER CUZ I WAS THERE 3 DAYS NOT 3 HOURS. SIT BACK & ENJOY MY COLLECTION. GRAB A BARF BAG... YOU'RE NOW ABOUT TO WITNESS THE WEAKNESS OF STREET GARBAGE
STREETWEAR KILLED THE FRESH PRINCE
NEW RULE...NO JAIL TATS IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN IN JAIL. DUDE ON THE LEFTS CRANIUM TAT LOOKS A LIL FRESH. DID YOU GET THAT FOR MAGIC? TAKE A LOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND
YEAH I GOTTA CHECK HYPEBEAST MAN
RHINESTONE TURTLES...SHITS HARD
I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS GUY WAS PROMOTING
UNTIL HE TURNED AROUND. RHINESTONES
THIS DUDES THE FUNNIEST

ACCESSORY OVERLOAD. DESIGNER HEADPHONES ARE WAK?
HEARD SOME KID FROM THE BAY WHO I CLOWNED LAST YEAR WAS TALKIN' SHIT ABOUT HOW HIM & HIS CREW WERE GONNA RIDE ON THE P. PFFFF. DON'T TALK ABOUT IT... BE ABOUT IT. GET ONE OF THESE SKIRTS IF YOU GONNA CRY LIKE A LIL GIRL
SOMEONE SAID THIS WAS SOULJA BOY. LOOKS SOFT TO ME
AMERICAN APPAREL IN THE HOUSE
WORST T-SHIRT OF MAGIC 08
THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT THRU WAS TO DRINK
THE 6TH ELEMENT
SOURCING

HAHA THIS WAS ACTUALLY A LINE OF CLOTHING

SREEPIN'
HALLY & THE HENDERSONS



TRIBAL IS THE NOT SHIT
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD. WHAT'S WORSE ED HARDY OR ED HARDY KNOCKOFF?
BLACK GUYS ENUFF WITH THE MOHAWKS
RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS?
THIS GUYS FUNNY. HE SAID LAST YEAR I TOOK HIS PIC AND MADE HIM LOOK LIKE A MIDGET. HE WAS A LIL BUMMED SO I TOLD HIM I'D MAKE HIM LOOK TALLER THIS YEAR
THAT WAS ABOUT ALL I COULD FIND. ON THE WAY OUT I WAS HAPPY TO RUN INTO LAST YEARS WORST DRESSED WINNER
HE WAS STILL HOLDIN IT DOWN & STILL COULDN'T SPEAK ENGRISH
WHEN I ASKED HIM TO SUM UP HIS STYLE IN ONE WORD HE RESPONDED...
MOST RETARDED AWARD THIS YEAR WAS A TOSS UP BETWEEN THE GAY WELDER
AND STEVE AOKI
SURVEY SAYS
TOO MANY GUYS LIKE THIS
NITE RIFE
FAVORITE GIRL IN VEGAS AWARD GOES TO...




PARROTS PARTY SO DO MACS PARTY

WOKE UP AT 1, NASH WANTED TO STOP BY PROJECT TO SEE HIS GIRL BEFORE THE LONG DRIVE HOME. LOOK WHO STARTED HIS OWN TRADESHOW

SHIT WAS RETARDED THERE TOO
THIS GUY GETS POINTS FOR ORIGINALITY
WALKIN WITH YER HEAD DOWN SCARED TO LOOK
24 HOURS IN VEGAS & I FELT LIKE JUMPING OFF THIS SHIT
THE BEST PART OF THE TRIP WAS THE RIDE HOME


IN & OUT IN BARSTOW...ANIMAL STYLE. THIS GIRL IS MAD CUTE"
BOOSTED A UNLV TEE IN THE AIRPORT TO MATCH MY HAT. THIS POST TOOK ME FOREVER. THE 5 AM BLOGGER...WORKING HARD FOR NO MONEY. I HAVEN'T DRANK WATER IN DAYS. NEED TO GET HEALTHY. WASHED MY HAIR THO, SPORTIN' WAVES
SUCK ON THAT FOR A WHILE. PARROTS GOT TILL SUNDAY TO FLY THE COOP. MY & BIRD & I BROKE UP. WE'RE BOTH MOVING OUT. INTERNETS BEEN SHUT OFF. A SPECIAL PARROT ADVENTURE COMING SOON. TIME TO SPREAD MY WINGS & ENTER THE WINTER. NY
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Blog Comments (33):
Posted by bonerfromg... on September 04, 2008 7:00 PM
oh yeah...in-n-out mami for reals...
Posted by bonerfromg... on September 04, 2008 6:59 PM
the 6th element guy (whose name will remain anonymous) lives around my way in NYC...what a fucking douche
Posted by bangkok br... on September 02, 2008 9:07 PM
hey man. i come accross you're site my frend tol me about it. why you dont not like ed hardy? i think it's clothes are very cool - and very cheap here in thailand. for the day i come to usa i can not wait to see you and party with some girls in your photo.

much peace
Posted by baby skill... on September 01, 2008 4:16 AM
you didnt note that that is THE best ex-street fighter KIMBO wearing the Tapout gear.
Posted by PARROT on September 01, 2008 1:39 AM
SWINGIN SWORDS
Posted by janette Be... on September 02, 2008 9:43 AM
wow great report
I love the pics
check me out: www.janettebeckman.com/jb.rocks

x jb
Posted by  on September 01, 2008 1:07 AM
you kill me parrot, thanks
Posted by E-Rich on August 31, 2008 9:17 PM
I really wanted to respond to one picture, but there were just so much damn shit that my head started hurting. I think I might borrow some of yours(with credit) to make fun of them. I'm SOOOOOOO going to MAGIC next year.
Posted by Themidgetw... on August 30, 2008 5:10 PM
The midget is for real!
Posted by Dia on August 30, 2008 2:45 PM
Hipster Runoff.com
stole one of your pictures son
Posted by 1992dc on August 29, 2008 10:58 PM
STEVE AOKI

OH NO HE DIDNT
Posted by guestsquar... on August 29, 2008 10:44 PM
serious top-shelf journalism. get that connect back up g.
Posted by Lili on August 29, 2008 9:37 PM
lol in n out lost love
Posted by HIGHimDAVE on August 29, 2008 9:34 PM
TRUTH!!!!

How you not gonna give it up for the MACHETE?? Shame on you sir
Posted by Agostinho on August 29, 2008 9:19 PM
Funniest blog on the net by milesssssssssss!

lol @ some of them pics.
Posted by sexybeast on August 29, 2008 5:38 PM
Engrish? LOL. You kill the blog game.
Posted by CRCKD ACTR... on August 29, 2008 3:29 PM
Im sittin here drinking vodka and laughing... thanks!
Posted by mari on August 29, 2008 3:15 PM
IN-n-OUT girl is FINNNEEEE!
Posted by Mel D Cole on August 29, 2008 1:40 PM
great post! I fucks with you my dude!
Posted by Emila Butt... on August 29, 2008 1:16 PM
dude with the tats on his face is D the dragon. Or some shit like that. He's got a Wu tat on his face. I think he thinks hes Wu.
Posted by Dick Teasl... on August 29, 2008 1:13 PM
Ha!!! Great post! I lvoe at least 80-92% of people must throw a peace sign or a finger point or something weird with there hands. Is that street or did LiLo rub off on them? Ghey Phaggots?
Posted by uncle dave on August 29, 2008 12:45 PM
Zzyzx Rd. THE BEST PART ABOUT DRIVING BACK FROM VEGAS!! LMAO ... AND ALL THOSE PPL LOOK LIKE TARDS!!! FUCK EVRY1
Posted by perE on August 29, 2008 9:06 AM
It`s amazing, it a jolly good time reading your blog Parrot!
Christian Audigier is satan!!!!! a fat ugly satan, whom been tosset out of hell because hi`s to gay.
That shitty chlotes starts to crawl in over norway now, people up here is so stupid that their actually buy this stuff for alot of money...fuckThem

Arab keep up the good work man.
Posted by you know w... on August 29, 2008 6:55 AM
8 glasses thats all u need
Posted by oilswell on August 29, 2008 5:17 AM
Funny shit man. Take care of yourself, looking a little rugged there. (no homo)
Posted by Tucan Sam on August 29, 2008 4:59 AM
Posted by Christ on August 29, 2008 4:52 AM
Posts like this are "epic and next level" Stay Black and get those eyes some rest. Big ups on that girl from In N Out.
Posted by trev on August 29, 2008 4:25 AM
YES!
"MAKE SNKRS NOT WAR" with the ever-so casual "talk on the cell, while trying to look cool and uniterested" but u know that guys been practicing


...and steve aoki
Posted by  on August 29, 2008 4:16 AM
I'm so glad you got pics of FOB again, that guy is a legend. I hope you are not really flying from the coop now..
Posted by agha mahmo... on August 29, 2008 2:47 AM
reza jehdee hilarious hastee
Posted by  on August 29, 2008 2:29 AM
Reza this blog is so out of control. Its SO JUICY. I'm cracking up out loud with my dude. Love you miss you! I'm migrating with you!
Posted by e-one! on August 28, 2008 10:06 PM
one day my blog will be like yours
BRAVO!
what a read!
Posted by blah blah on August 28, 2008 10:05 PM
BEAUTIFUL, it was worth the wait.
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