FRIDAY NITE I STOPPED BY A PARTY SOMEONE TOLD ME WOULD BE GOOD FOR FOTO'S, THEY DIDN'T MENTION IT WAS GONNA BE SUPER GAY... NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
RAN INTO A HOMELESS LEPRACHAUN
IT WAS HOT OUT THAT NITE, BUT INSIDE IT WAS FLAMING. I FELT LIKE I WALKED INTO THE BLUE OYSTER BAR IN POLICE ACADEMY
FAT GUY IN A LIL SHIRT
THE PARTY WAS SPONSORED BY DISNEY & SKITTLES
FINALLY SAW A COUPLE GIRLS
GAYHEM

WELCOME TO THE TERRORDOME... THE VAMP TEETH ARE THE LEAST SCARY THING ABOUT THIS PICTURE. IT WAS TIME TO LEAVE
BILL COSBY OVER HERE TOLD ME HE HAD KEPT AN EYE ON MY CAR WHILE I WAS GONE & WANTED SOME MONEY
THEN I FLEW OVER TO TEDDIES...AGAIN. HAYLEY IS MY NEW ASSISTANT, OLIVIA YOUR FIRED
HERES A TIP FOR ALL YOU DJ'S OUT THERE. ENUFF WITH THE SANTOGOLD, INTO MIA, INTO MGMT, YOU PLAYED THE SHIT OUT
BRACES ARE HOT
HOUSE PARTY AFTER...COWBOYS & INDIANS THEME






SHE SAID IT WAS TIME TO GO
SATURDAY NITE WENT TO A PARTY DOWNTOWN PUT ON BY FORD MOTORS, OPEN BAR ALL NITE, DRANK TILL I HAD A GOOD TIME
WITH ALL THE MONEY FORD HAS I WAS SUPRISED WHEN THE OPENING ACT WAS THE CORNIEST COVER BAND EVER. WE WERE ALL STANDING AROUND LAUGHING AT EM. I HAVEN'T SEEN AN ELECTRIC VIOLIN SINCE REVENGE OF THE NERDS
HUNCHBACKS. SLEEVELESS SUMMER 08 SO MY WINGS CAN BREATHE

PARTY TILL YOU PUKE. WENT TO SOME AFTER PARTY WITH GARC



TODAY I WENT TO WHOLE FOODS IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE HEALTHY AFTER LAST NITES DAMAGE. THESE TWO HAD 944 MAGAZINE WRITTEN ALL OVER THEM...SO THATS WHO I TOLD THEM I WORKED FOR... THEY WERE SO STOKED
I USED TO DRESS LIKE THIS IN THE SUMMER WHEN I WAS 7
OMFG,LOL,LMAO,STFU. DRIVING HOME I SAW THIS IDIOT ACROSS THE STREET & BUSTED AN ILLEGAL U-TURN IN HEAVY TRAFFIC TO GET HIM