GOT TO PALM SPRINGS AT 9PM. STOPPED AT THE HOUSE MY RIDE WAS STAYING AT. 7 BEDROOMS, POOL, JACUZZI. WHEREVER I'M AT I LAY THE WELCOME MAT. HEADS WERE READY TO PARTY DOWN. I DON'T DO E BUT I PRETENDED I WAS ON IT ALL WEEKEND SO I COULD GO AROUND FEELING BIRDS UP SAYING HOW AMAAAZING I FEEL. JUST KIDDING
HEY WHAT'S UP?
BEAKEND AT BERNIES. BY MIDNIGHT MY FRIENDS AL GREEN, BARRY WHITE & JACK DANIELS HAD ME WYLING. READY TO FLY
SINCE I DIDN'T HAVE THE BIRD MOBILE I WAS HOSTAGE TO O.P.P...OTHER PEOPLES PLANS. PARTY AT THE ACE HOTEL OR THE RIVIERA. LET'S DO BOTH. WE SPLIT UP. I WENT TO THE RIVIERA. AS I FOLLOWED THESE 3 D-BAGS INTO THE VEGAS STYLE BALLROOM I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE NITES
GOT WORD THE ACE HOTEL SUCKED EVEN MORE. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? THIS WAS THE WORRRST. KISS THE BOTTLE
OF COURSE ED WAS THERE
SHIT SHOW
THE REALLY LOUD RAVE MUSIC WAS GIVING ME A MASSIVE HEAD ACHE & WAS MAKIN ME SOBER UP. I'M TALKIN LIKE THE TECHNO VERSION OF BUST A MOVE. REMIXES OF REMIXES. MAKES ME SICK. LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS
THE HOTTEST BIRD THERE WASN'T ACTUALLY THERE

SPOTTED GZA STANDING IN THE CORNER BY HIMSELF LOOKIN AROUND LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT? HE STAYED FOR 5 MINUTES

EVENTHOUGH THE PARTY WAS GARBAGE WE STILL HAD A FEW LAUGHS
BUT THE FARTY WAS DRAINING MY ENERGY LIKE A VAMPIRE SO I LEFT
WENT OUTFRONT GNARLIEST SHIT I SAW ALL WEEKEDN WAS DUDE WHO BRANDED TWO AXES INTO HIS CHEST
RAN INTO CHARLIE AND TRACE & GOT IN THE VAN. WE INVITED AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE BACK TO THE BIRD CAGE, THE ONE I DIDN'T REALLY HAVE PERMISSION TO STAY AT...SOWWY
PARTY TIME
LOTTA PEOPLE SHOWED UP. CAN'T SAY IT WAS ALL MY DOING BUT WORD GETS AROUND FAST WHEN YOU TWITTER THE ADDRESS. WASN'T REALLY FEELING THE CROWD SO MUCH SO I WENT OUTSIDE WHERE THE HOMEY HAD PARKED THE RV, STOCKED WITH EVERYTHING YOU NEED
GOOD TIMES
AT LIKE 5 AM THE COPS CAME AND SHUT THE PARTY DOWN. THEY COULDN'T SEE THE ONE GOIN ON IN THE RV. EVENTUALLY THEY FIGURED IT OUT & KNOCKED. THEY FOUND 20 OF US SITTING IN THE DARK QUIETLY WAITING FOR THEM TO LEAVE. THEY WERE COOL ABOUT IT THO AND LET US KEEP IT GOIN. 6 AM THE LIGHT CAME UP AND A BUNCH OF US GOT IN THE POOL AND JACUZZI. NOT BAD FOR NOT HAVING A PLACE. BY 7 AM THIS GUYS JOKES WERE KILLIN ME BY 8 AM I ONLY HAD ONE THING ON MY MIND
BY 9 AM I WAS ASLEEP. GOT WOKEN UP BY BAD RAVE MUSIC BLASTING AT NOON. PEOPLE WERE GETTING READY TO GO TO THE ANTHEM PARTY
I FELT LIKE SHIT BUT THAT'S NOTHING A FEW MIMOSAS AND SOME NIP COULDN'T FIX. IT WAS A 101 DEGREES ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON
THIS GUY GOT PULLED OVER FOR DRIVING WITH THAT SHIRT ON WHILE HAVING A MOHAWK
SHOWED UP AT THE ANTHEM PARTY. THE GIRL DOING THE DOOR WAS THIS LADY WHO LET ME BORROW A CAMERA LAST YEAR AT COACHELLA WHEN MINE RAN OUTTA BATTERIES. I TOOK OFF WITH IT AND NEVER RETURNED IT...BY MISTAKE. SHE WASN'T TOO HAPPY TO SEE ME BUT YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA LET THE PARROT INTO THE PARTY OR ELSE. SHIT WAS LIKE MTV SPRING BREAK MEETS LAKE HAVASU (click on any flick then click again for full effect)
STAY TUNED FOR PART 2 TOMORROW, IT'S LONGER