WHERE WAS I? ANTHEM PARTY. HOT AS FUCK OUT. TOTAL MTV SPRING BREAK VIBE. MOSTLY D- BAGS JUMPING IN AND OUT OF THE MURKY PISS FILLED POOL. BUNCH OF BIRDS WHO SHOULDN'T BE SEEN IN DAYLIGHT, A BAR THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET TO UNLESS YOU WANTED TO STAND THERE FOR 45 MINUTES, THEN THEY RAN OUT OF BOOZE. TOOK A FEW FLICKS THEN KEPT IT MOVING

TREMENDASS







A LOT OF PEOPLE COME OUT TO COACHELLA FOR THE PARTIES BUT PERSONALLY I THINK THE PARTIES SUCK. THE FESTIVAL IS WHERE IT'S AT. I DIDN'T HAVE A TICKET SO I SAID LETS BLOW THIS HELL HOLE SO I CAN GET OUT THERE AND WORK ON SNEAKING IN. IN THE CAR MY HOMEY GOT A CALL THAT A FRIEND OF OURS WASN'T COMING OUT SO SUDDENLY I HAD A TICKET WITH THE VIP WRISTBAND. SWEET.
I THOUGHT WHY DO I NEED THE TICKET IF I HAVE THE WRISTBAND ALREADY? SO I WENT TO THE FRONT AND TRIED TO SLIDE IN WITH IT BUT THEY WANTED TO SEE THE TICKET. THEN I WENT TO THE SIDE ENTRANCE AND NOTICED THIS DUDE ROLLIN UP. QUICKLY THE BULB IN MY BIRD BRAIN SWITCHED ON. I GOT RIGHT BEHIND HIM & AND AS HE SHOWED HIS TICKET I SHOWED MY WRISTBAND AND POINTED AT HIS BACK & MOUTHED I'M WITH HIM LIKE I WAS HIS CARETAKER OR SOMETHING AND IT WORKED
THEN I SOLD MY TICKET 5 MINUTES LATER FOR 70 BUCKS.. EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN'




WHEN THE SUN SET IS WHEN I GOT MY FAVORITE FLICK FROM THE WEEKEND.SHE'S REAL NICE AND WE HAD THE WHOLE MODELING THING IN COMMON. SEE YOU ON THE CATWALK OR SHOULD I SAY THE BIRD WALK


BEST QUOTE FROM THE WEEKEND CAME FROM DOUG E FRESH..."WHAT'S THIS PLACE CALLED AGAIN?"

WATCHED MIA, SHE GOTS TO CHILL WIT THAT FOG HORN
AFTER THAT I WENT HUNTING. MY FAVORITE SHIT IS RUNNING AROUND IN THERE THRU THE CROWD LOOKIN FOR FLICKS. THIS BIRD GOT HER BEAK BUSTED


JESUS


NO FEEDING THE ANIMALS
TREV FOUND THIS ON THE FLOOR


SICK


WHILE EVERYONE WENT TO CHECK OUT MSTRKRAP I WENT TO MASTODON. LT
BEFORE I KNEW IT IT WAS 12. MY RIDE HAD GOTTEN KICKED OUT AT 9. LUCKILY FOUND SOMEONE TO DRIVE ME BACK TO MY UNOFFICIAL PLACE. TOOK LIKE 30 MINUTES TO WALK TO THE CAR. 30 MINUTES TO GET BACK. THEN I WAITED AN HOUR FOR CHARLIE TO COME PICK ME UP TO GO TO THE PARTY AT FRANK SINATRAS HOUSE CUZ I WASN'T GOIN TO THAT TMOBILE BS AGAIN. I WAS SO FUCKIN TIRED I COULDN'T FEEL MY LEGS. CHARLIE CAME IN THE VAN AND INSTEAD OF TAKING THE SHUTTLE UP THERE WE JUST FOLLOWED IT
BUT WHEN WE GOT TO THE DOOR THEY WANTED TO SEE THE STAMP THAT YOU HAVE TO GET FROM THE SHUTTLE DUDE. SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. SAME THING HAPPENED LAST YEAR. SO JUST LIKE LAST YEAR WE JUST JUMPED THE WALL
WALKED IN, WENT STRAIGHT TO THE BAR, RAN INTO THIS TURD
THE PARTY WAS PRETTY COOR


THESE GUYS

THIS DUDE WAS CRAZED. MISSED THE ONE OF HIM FALLING DOWN

THAT'S IT. GOT HOME AT LIKE 5, SLEEP BY 6. WOKE UP AT 12. WANTED TO GO BACK TO THE FESTIVAL BUT MY RIDE WANTED TO LEAVE SO I SAID FUCK IT AND CAME BACK TO LA. WOULD'VE LIKED TO GO BIRD HUNTING SOME MORE, KINDA BUMMED ABOUT THAT BUT THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.

WING TANG
BEEN ON A MISSION THAT NI66AZ SAY IS IMPOSSIBLE. TIMES WUZ RUFF AND TUFF LIKE LEATHER. BANK ACCOUNT NEGATIVE 42 DOLLARS. UNEMPLOYMENT EXTENSION DENIED, NO CAGE TO PERCH IN. BUT NOW MY FEATHERED FRIENDS & ENEMIES, NEW BLOOD IS PUMPING THRU MY BIRD VEINS. JUST FOUND OUT I GOT A GIG IN NYC IN MAY. THEY'RE FLYING THE PARROT OUT PLUS HOTEL ACCOMODASHUNS. BIG BIRD BUCKS FOR ONE DAYS WORK. THAT'S WHAT I'M SQUAWKIN ABOUT. THE BIRD IS BACK IN TOWN. CACKAW