I WAS A LIL BUMMED OUT YESTERDAY SO I WENT TO THE AFRIKAN STORE FOR SOME RETAIL THERAPY. I ALWAYS WANTED A HAT LIKE THE ONE EDDIE MURPHY WORE IN GOLDEN CHILD SO WHEN I SAW THEY HAD ONE I HAD TO HAVE IT. THEN I WENT TO MY VINTAGE SPOT & FOUND ANOTHER RAIDER JERSEY. THAT LIFTED MY SPIRITS
I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE THE PARROT IS ALWAYS HAVING A GOOD TIME BUT I GOT PROBLEMS JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. SO IT OCCURRED TO ME THE OTHER DAY WHILE TAKING A SHIT THAT I SHOULD START AN ADVICE COLUMN LIKE DEAR ABBY. I FIGURE IT WOULD BE A NICE ADDITION TO THE CURRENT PROGRAMMING. SO EMAIL THEARABPARROT@GMAIL WITH A PROBLEM YOU'RE HAVING & I'LL DO MY BEST TO HELP BY OFFERING MY TRAINED PARROT EXPERTISE FREE OF CHARGE

IN OTHER WORDS... LEAN ON ME
THE HNIC. BDK ROCKIN' THE MCM TRENCH. SPEAKING OF CHANDLER JARELL, I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS POSTER...THE G CHILD
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN GOLDEN CHILD THEN YOU'RE A GUPPY TURD