"Dear Arab,
I just recently started dating this guy...and he is amazing!! he's
hot, fun, more intellectual than me (hard to find), and we have mind
blowing sex. but im starting to suspect he's a cokehead (no offense),
so id thought id ask you...is it possible that its the birdnip alone
that made his personality so bomb? and i need some tips on figuring
out if he does do that shit a lil too much - and what is considered
too much anyway...thanks"
-21 yrs old
TAP:
FIRST OF ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP! THIS IS A DUMB QUESTION ONLY A GUPPY WOULD ASK. ENJOY THE DICK & STOP ANALYZING SHIT. KEEP THIS ANNOYING SHIT UP & YOU'LL BE SITTING THERE TALKING TO YOUR GF'S ABOUT HIS COKE PROBLEM WHILE HE'S IN THE BATHROOM DOING BIRDNIP OFF SOME OTHER GIRLS NIPPLE. THIS DUDE WILL BE GHOST THE MINUTE HE'S TIRED OF HAVING "MIND BLOWING SEX" WITH YOU SO WHO CARES ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE RAILS & WHY YOU LIKED HIM FROM THE JUMP? IT SOUNDS LIKE HE LIKES TO PARTY DOWN & ONE THING THAT DOESN'T MIX W/ PARTYING IS AN ANNOYING CHICK WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE JUDGING YOU.
NOW IF HE'S STEALING FROM YOUR PURSE TO BUY BOOGER SUGAR THEN YOU MAY WANT TO ADDRESS THE ISSUE. COCAINE IS GROSS & CAN TURN PEOPLE INTO MONSTERS
HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH? THAT DEPENDS ON THE PERSON. SOME PEOPLE JUST HIT THE BUNNY SLOPES WHILE OTHERS LIKE
TO
HERE ARE SOME TELL TALE SIGNS TO SPOT A COKEHEAD:
1. DOING SNOOTERS IN BROAD DAY LIGHT OR WHEN YOU WAKE UP FROM DOING IT ALL NIGHT
2. SUGGESTING BUYING ANOTHER BAG AT 6 AM
3. THE PERSON WHOS JAW IS SWIRLING OUT OF CONTROL WITH BREATH THAT SMELLS LIKE TERADACTILE SHIT & WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THEMSELVES
4. PEOPLE WHO DON'T SHARE
5. PEOPLE WHO SUCK DICK FOR IT
COOL OUT, HAVE FUN, & JUST ENJOY YOURSELF...THAT'S THE BEST ADVICE I CAN GIVE. IT DOESN'T SOUND THAT SERIOUS. BY THE WAY I'M NOT COKEHEAD ;)
"SNOWBLIND"
STAY TUNED FOR DEAR PARROT #3..."MY FRIENDS BITING MY STYLE... WHAT SHOULD I DO ?"