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June 21, 2009 9:14 PM  (go back to main view)
FOR WHOM THE BLOG TOLLS
FLEW DOWNTOWN TO SEE MY FRIEND AMANDA BLANK PERFORM
ME & JIMMY IOVINE
UPSHIRT
IN ONE OF AMANDA'S SONGS SHE DISSES FERGI THEN SAYS " FUCK THE BLACK EYED PEAS". SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT TO ME. THIS DOUCHE WAS IN THE WINGS LISTNING & GOT ALL BENT OUTTA SHAPE. HE STEPPED TO HER AFTER THE SHOW TALKING SHIT. FIRST OF ALL DUDE YOU'RE CORNY. SECOND, FUCK THAT FAT MS. PIGGY LOOKIN BITCH FERGI. YOU LUCKY ANYONE'S EVEN TALKIN ABOUT YOUR WAK ASSES. PLUS I KNOW YOU PAID $500 FOR THAT TROOP JACKET WHICH MAKES YOU A SUCKAH

A LITTLE BIRDY TOLD ME THESE DUDES DON'T LIKE ME CUZ I SHAT ON AOKI, WELL THAT'S GOOD CUZ I DON'T LIKE YOU OR YOUR MUSIC EITHER...YOUR MANAGERS SAFE
MSTRKRAP
MSTRBATE
HERE'S A FEW BIRDS WHO WERE CHECKIN' ME OUT

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MY HOMEY NOA EMAILED ME THIS TODAY & THOUGHT I'D BE INTO IT...SAME CHICK. THE OTHER ONE'S JIMMY IOVINE'S DAUGHTER
THEN I VENTURED OFF INTO GENERAL POPULATION FOR A MINUTE. IT WAS LIKE SHOOTIN FISH IN A BARREL. THIS UGRY BITCH COULDN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGRISH TALKIN BOUT NY
LOTS OF GAY RAVERS

THIS DUDE ASKED TO SEE HIS PICTURE, LOOKS AT IT & GOES "I LOOK GAY." YOU THINK SO? SHITHEAD
SHIT WAS SERIOUSLY RETARDED
IF HEADS ARE SUCKIN ON A PACIFIERS AT THE PARTY THEN THE PARTY SUCKS
IF I HAD A HAND FULL OF GLOW STICKS I'D BE THE MAN RIGHT?
FINALLY I MET THE MAYOR OF DIPSHIT CITY
I NEEDED A DRINK AFTER SEEING THAT STUPID SHIT

PHARELL GETS ALL THE HOT ONES
NORE GOT FAT NOW THAT HE'S COMMERCIAL THUG

WHAT A MESS

HEY IT'S YOU AGAIN

TIME TO GO

WENT TO AN AFTER PARTY AT THE OLD GRAND ROYAL STUDIO & GOT SOME EXERCISE. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA PULL A LEN BIAS. IT'S FUNNY HOW THE NEXT DAY I ENDED UP MEETING THE RICKSTER WHO USED TO BALL ON THIS COURT
TAKIN' BITCHES TO SCHOOL
WENT OUT FOR A MINUTE TODAY & HAD TO PULL MY CAR OVER TO CATCH A PREDATOR. DUDE WAS LIKE THEGAY JOE PESCI... CREEPY
I GO WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST WALKIN AROUND? HE'S LIKE YEAH... JUST HAVING SOME FUN. I SAID PEACE AND WATCHED HIM WALK OFF INTO THE BUSHES OUTSIDE FAIRFAX HIGH WITH HIS BACKLESS LEATHER VEST. WATCH OUT FOR THIS DUDE... HE AIN'T RIGHT
SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN TRAGEDY KHADAFI AKA THE INTELLIGENT HOODLUM
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INSHALLAH

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Blog Comments (10):
Posted by Mapei on July 27, 2008 7:38 PM
yo take that tittie picture down yo, i was drunk!ok if it was hot but..........that aint kickin
Posted by girls got... on July 22, 2008 6:26 PM
your blog and coffee does not mix well some times...

Posted by Promise on July 22, 2008 5:51 AM
The asian talk and raver posts kill me...LMAO
Posted by  on July 22, 2008 3:44 AM
waow that fool is a dateline predator...
weird body , WTF! is it....
Posted by ruffus on July 22, 2008 12:35 AM
Vanessa has some nice titties!!! wow.
Posted by brynne on July 21, 2008 10:21 PM
scary leathery pedophiles.
Posted by ParrotLove... on July 21, 2008 8:07 PM
Posted by rhonda on July 21, 2008 7:49 PM
that last dude is fuckin creepy
Posted by  on July 21, 2008 2:26 PM
Shout out to JNCO. And NORE has gotten fat, that's wack.
Posted by winni the... on July 21, 2008 2:02 PM
werd
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