FLEW DOWNTOWN TO SEE MY FRIEND AMANDA BLANK PERFORM
ME &
JIMMY IOVINEUPSHIRT
IN ONE OF AMANDA'S SONGS SHE DISSES FERGI THEN SAYS " FUCK THE BLACK EYED PEAS". SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT TO ME. THIS DOUCHE WAS IN THE WINGS LISTNING & GOT ALL BENT OUTTA SHAPE. HE STEPPED TO HER AFTER THE SHOW TALKING SHIT. FIRST OF ALL DUDE YOU'RE CORNY. SECOND, FUCK THAT FAT MS. PIGGY LOOKIN BITCH FERGI. YOU LUCKY ANYONE'S EVEN TALKIN ABOUT YOUR WAK ASSES. PLUS I KNOW YOU PAID $500 FOR THAT TROOP JACKET WHICH MAKES YOU A SUCKAH
A LITTLE BIRDY TOLD ME THESE DUDES DON'T LIKE ME CUZ I SHAT ON AOKI, WELL THAT'S GOOD CUZ I DON'T LIKE YOU OR YOUR MUSIC EITHER...YOUR MANAGERS SAFE
MSTRKRAP
MSTRBATE
HERE'S A FEW BIRDS WHO WERE CHECKIN' ME OUT
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MY HOMEY NOA EMAILED ME THIS TODAY & THOUGHT I'D BE INTO IT...SAME CHICK. THE OTHER ONE'S JIMMY IOVINE'S DAUGHTER
THEN I VENTURED OFF INTO GENERAL POPULATION FOR A MINUTE. IT WAS LIKE SHOOTIN FISH IN A BARREL. THIS UGRY BITCH COULDN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGRISH TALKIN BOUT NY
LOTS OF GAY RAVERS
THIS DUDE ASKED TO SEE HIS PICTURE, LOOKS AT IT & GOES "I LOOK GAY." YOU THINK SO? SHITHEAD
SHIT WAS SERIOUSLY RETARDED
IF HEADS ARE SUCKIN ON A PACIFIERS AT THE PARTY THEN THE PARTY SUCKS
IF I HAD A HAND FULL OF GLOW STICKS I'D BE THE MAN RIGHT?
FINALLY I MET THE MAYOR OF DIPSHIT CITY
I NEEDED A DRINK AFTER SEEING THAT STUPID SHIT
PHARELL GETS ALL THE HOT ONES
NORE GOT FAT NOW THAT HE'S COMMERCIAL THUG
WHAT A MESS
HEY IT'S YOU AGAIN
TIME TO GO
WENT TO AN AFTER PARTY AT THE OLD GRAND ROYAL STUDIO & GOT SOME EXERCISE. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA PULL A LEN BIAS. IT'S FUNNY HOW THE NEXT DAY I ENDED UP MEETING THE RICKSTER WHO USED TO BALL ON THIS COURT
TAKIN' BITCHES TO SCHOOL
WENT OUT FOR A MINUTE TODAY & HAD TO PULL MY CAR OVER TO CATCH A PREDATOR. DUDE WAS LIKE THEGAY JOE PESCI... CREEPY
I GO WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST WALKIN AROUND? HE'S LIKE YEAH... JUST HAVING SOME FUN. I SAID PEACE AND WATCHED HIM WALK OFF INTO THE BUSHES OUTSIDE FAIRFAX HIGH WITH HIS BACKLESS LEATHER VEST. WATCH OUT FOR THIS DUDE... HE AIN'T RIGHT
SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN TRAGEDY KHADAFI AKA THE INTELLIGENT HOODLUM
INSHALLAH
