DOWN BY LAW. THIS WEEKEND WAS BULLSHIT & I UNFORTUNATELY DON'T HAVE MUCH TO SHOW FOR IT. ON WEDNESDAY GARC TOLD ME OUR HOMEY EMILY WAS ON TV SO I SWITCHED IT ON. SHES A CONTESTANT ON THAT SHOW PROJECT RUNGAY
ENDED UP WATCHING 3 EPISODES IN A ROW. HERE'S A REALLY BAD PICTURE OF HER
HEIDI KLUMS HOT I GUESS BUT SHE SEEMS LIKE A REAL CUNT
NATALIE PORTMAN WAS ON AS A CELEBRITY GUEST JUDGE TALKING ABOUT HER NEW LINE OF VEGAN SHOES...WHATEVER BITCH, YOU LOOK LIKE AN ANDROID
THE NEXT NIGHT I RAN INTO EMILY AT THE ECHOPLEX & IT TIED EVERYTHING TOGETHER
SUNSET JUNCTION IS ALWAYS GOOD FOR MATERIAL, HERE'S THE LINE UP

WENT TO CHA CHA FOR A DRINK AFTER & CAUGHT DANNY LAYING DOWN ON THE JOB

AFTERWARDS SOME LIL GUPPIES DRESSED LIKE VIDEO HO'S INVITED ME TO THEIR HOTEL ROOM AT THE ROOSEVELT. SAW QUENTIN TARENTINO IN THE LOBBY
"PUT US ON BLAST PARROT"


WE GOT KICKED OUT AROUND 4 AM CUZ THEY WERE AMATUERS. FINALLY WENT TO BED AT 6:30, WOKE UP ON A COUCH AT 8:45 STILL DRUNK THINKING I COULD MAKE IT TO A 9:30 MEETING. WALKED OUTSIDE THE HOUSE TO TAKE A PISS IN THE BUSHES & FELL INTO THE BUSHES WHILE I WAS PISSING. THEN I WAS LIKE FUCK THE MEETING. WENT BACK TO THE COUCH & TRIED TO FALL ASLEEP. TEN SECONDS LATER I RAN BACK OUT TO THE SAME BUSHES & PUKED. NO PICS. FRIDAY NITE I WENT TO TEDDYS. FIRST I STOPPED BY IN & OUT FOR A DOUBLE DOUBLE CUZ IT HAD BEEN YEARS
LOST MY APPETITE
CUZ OF THESE GUPPY COLLEGE KIDS SITTING NEXT TO ME YAPPING ABOUT THEMSELVES TRYING TO SOUND EDUCATED. TALKING ABOUT THEIR GAY MAJORS & USING COLLEGE WORDS LIKE SEMESTER, CAMPUS & POLY SCI. "I'M AT USC FILM SCHOOL" SHUT THE FUCK UP. LIL BITCH ASS KNOW IT ALL RICH KIDS, FUCK YOU AND YOUR INTERNSHIP AT THE LATE LATE SHOW. LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION COLLEGE BOY..."CAN YOU KICK MY ASS"

TEDDYS WAS THE USUAL. STRING BANDANAS ARE AS CORNY AS CHOKERS
A BUS PULLED UP OUTSIDE THE SMOKING AREA FULL OF DOUCHE BAG WHITEBOYS WHO WERE FROM OUT OF TOWN GETTING DROPPED OFF AT THE HOTEL.THIS GUY MUST HAVE PARTIED A LIL TOO HARD, THERE WAS PUKE ALL OVER HIS LEGS
AFTER I WENT TO ENOCHS STUDIO FOR A LATE NITE FREESTYLE SESSION WITH THE BEAUTIFUL MOUNT AIRY SQUAD. NO PICS. SATURDAY NIGHT I STAYED HOME FOR A CHANGE WHICH WAS NICE
A LOT HAVE PEOPLE HAVE RESPONDED TO THE DEAR PARROT ADVICE COLUMN. I WILL GET TO ALL YOUR QUESTIONS I PROMISE, COME BACK TOMORROW