SUNDAY JUST FLEW AROUND

THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND

THE ASIAN SQUAT

WATCHED HALF THE VMA'S. WENT TO PURPLE MAG PARTY. GOT THERE TOO LATE WEREN'T LETTIN PEOPLE IN

WENT A FEW BLOCKS AWAY TO MEET THE HOMEYS AT THIS VMA AFTERPARTY

PEREZA HILTON

HE HAD SOME NUT ON HIS FACE

HERE'S A LIL STORY. THE HOMEY WHO I WAS MEETING KICKS IT W LADY GAGA PRETTY HARD. I MET HER OVER A YEAR AGO WHEN HE INTRODUCED US IN LA. HE SAID PARROT MEET LADY GAGA. I'M LIKE WHO? HE SAID SHE WAS GONNA BLOW UP & I SHOULD TAKE HER PICTURE. IN MY BIRD BRAIN I WAS LIKE YEAH WHATEVER DUDE BUT TO BE POLITE I SNAPPED ONE. 2 WEEKS LATER HE BROUGHT HER OUT AGAIN

I WAS LIKE WHO IS THIS CHICK?

COUPLE DAYS LATER GOT A CALL FROM HIM SAYING GAGA WANTS TO USE ONE OF YOUR FLICKS FOR HER ALBUM. AGAIN TO BE POLITE I SAID I'D SEND IT BUT I NEVER DID CUZ I'M A DICK. FAST FORWARD A YEAR

LEFT TO SWAY

PEREZ WASN'T REALLY FEELIN IT. THE FLASH ON MY CAMERA DOESN'T REALLY WORK ANYMORE

AS FOR ME...CHAMPAGNE WISHES

& CAVIAR DREAMS