RECAP OF WHAT THE P'S BEEN UP TO. LAST FRIDAY NITE, AFTER PARTY IN THE HILLS
NOT MUCH CAUGHT MY EYE UNTIL I SAW THIS BIRD FROM FAR AWAY
I THOUGHT I SAW A NICE BOOBY SO I SWITCHED OVER TO SUPER BIRD VISION
U SEXY LIL GREMLIN U...CALL ME
SATURDAY NITE I FLEW TO VENICE FOR COOP'S ANNUAL LABOR DAY JAM





PUNJABI MC
BOULEVARD NIGHTS PART 2 CALLED, YOU DIDN'T GET THE ROLE. ON MY WAY TO THE CAR I SAW THIS DUDE IN A DIGI ZOOT SUIT ACROSS THE STREET. SAID HE HELPS PEOPLE FIND GOD WHO HAVE SERIOUS DRUG PROBEMS. AFTER I TOOK THE PIC AND WAS WALKIN' AWAY HE GOES "HEY DO YOU KNOW ANY AGENTS CUZ I'M ALSO A STRUGGLIN' ACTOR."
ON SUNDAY I RENTED SOME MEXICANS & MOVED OUTTA MY CRIB IN ECHO PARK & PUT EVERYTHING IN STORAGE. I'LL MISS MY VIEW OF DOWNTOWN
SUDDENLY I BECAME A HOMELESS PARROT BUT LUCKILY MY SPONSOR'S CAME THRU & LACED ME WITH THE PHAT HOUSE IN THE HILL PLUS THE POOL ALL TO MYSELF FOR TEN DAYS. NO MO' HOUSE, NO MONEY, NO JOB, NO GIRL... BUT I'M STILL LIVIN' LARGE
FOR THE NEXT SIX DAYS I BLOG POOLSIDE
SUNDAY NITE I STOLE BLU JEMZ VOLVO SINCE HE'S OFF IN LONDON HANGIN OUT WITH MARK RONSON & FLEW DOWN THE STREET TO HYDE

TORN STOCKINGS GET MY FEATHERS RUFFLED
NICE CLEAVAGE
I LIKE THAT INTERIOR
I WAS THE HOTTEST BIRD IN THERE UNTIL I SAW SOME CRAZE GOIN DOWN OVER MY MANS OVER SHOULDER & SPRUNG INTO ACTION. MY FAVORITE PIC OF THE NITE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS
AFTER 6 OF US PILED INTO A CAR & FLEW DOWNTOWN FOR AFTER HOURS. THE DOOR GUY WAS A HOMEY OF MINE FROM WHEN I LIVED IN NY

FOLLOW THAT BIRD
MONDAY I KICKED IT BY THE POOL ALL DAY
THEN I GOT A CALL FROM DANNY ASKING IF I WANTED TO DJ WITH HIM AT THE DIME...EASY MONEY

THAT TAKES US TO TUESDAY. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE WAKING UP HUNGOVER & WALKING OUT INTO THE SUNSHINE & JUMPING INTO A POOL WITH NOTHING ON BUT MY FEATHERS
WENT OVER TO FAIRFAX TO MEET UP WITH MY WINGMAN RICK TO WORK ON A NEW PARROT POSTER COMING SOON
SUPERMODEL STEVE REE WAS IN THE HOUSE HELPING ME DO A TEST SHOT
BEFORE I SET UP THESE COOR GUYS UP FOR THE KILL. I CALL THIS ONE "JOKYO'S"
"JAPANESE KIDS NEVER BUY SHIT, THEY JUST COME IN & UNFOLD EVERYTHING"
TUESDAY NITE I HAD A COUPLE BIRDS OVER TO THE CRIB BUT THEY WERE ALL TALK. WEDNESDAY ME & THE HOMEY KICKED IT BY THE POOL. SHE'S ON HER WAY TO DPRK AKA NORTH KOREA ON SOME CRAZED MISSION TO MEET KIM JONG ILL...GOOD LUCK
FLAVOR ICE
STAYED HOME LAST NITE & PASSED OUT FROM DRINKING ALL DAY IN THE SUN. 6 MORE DAYS BEFORE I FLY AWAY SO IF YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF DOIN' IT BIRDY STYLE GET AT ME ON THE PARROT HOTLINE & ASK FOR THE SMOOTH OPERATOR. ON THE SKINNY DIP TIP. CUZ ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU'LL NEVER GO BACK + ONCE GO SAND YOU'LL NEVER USE YOUR HAND. FAGS NEED NOT APPLY