FRIDAYS POST WAS VAGUE CUZ THE FUTURE OF THE P IS UNCERTAIN. I'M WORKING ON WAYS TO KEEP THE ADVENTURES OF THE ARAB PARROT GOIN'. RIGHT NOW I'M REMOTE BLOGGIN' SO YOU BIRD BRAINZ CAN GET YOUR MONDAY MORNING FIX...RAW & UNCUT. THAT'S MY PLEASURE

LAST WEEKEND I WENT TO SOME COWBOYS & INDIANS PARTY, MY CAMERA DIED SO I BORROWED CRAIGS WHO STILL HASN'T EMAILED ME THE PICS CUZ HE'S AT HOME JERKING OFF TO EM


TUESDAY NITE WENT TO ZOO YORK ORIGINATOR ELI'S SUPRISE BDAY DINNER AT PACE, THEN TO THE ROOSEVELT, THEN BACK TO MOUNT AIRY FOR A MASSIVE FREESTYLE SESSION W/ SPECIAL GUEST RAPS FROM MC HUSH MONEY & HONDURAN JAVS

WEDNESDAY NITE I DISCOVERED BARRAGANS ON WEDNESDAYS. I NEVER KNEW THE ECHO PARK MEXICAN RESTAURANT WENT OFF. DJ, 2 DOLLAR MARGARITAS & HO'S, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
I WANT BRACES

AFTER I WENT OVER TO LOLA'S BDAY PARTY
THATS MY LIL ENGLISH BIRD WHO FLEW BACK TO CHICAGO
THIS DUDE WAS CLEANING UP AFTER A LEZBO FIGHT BROKE OUT. IT'S HILARIOUS TO SEE CHICKS WEARING NEW ERA'S COCK'D TO THE SIDE THROWING BOTTLES AT EACH OTHER
THE ONLY OTHER DUDES THERE

HEY WYATT, CHEVY CHASE CALLED HE WANTS HIS SHOES BACK
ON MY WAY HOME I STOPPED TO BUY SOME CIGARETTES AT 7-11 & KICKED IT WITH MY MAN FOR A MINUTE
CALLING MR. MOHAMMED
THURSDAY NIGHT I WENT TO THE OPENING OF SOME NEW SPOT IN BOYS TOWN CALLED THE CRAPPLE (APPLE) LOUNGE. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ABOUT 7 PEOPLE, IT WAS A ZOO FILLED WITH HOLLYWOOD DOUCHEBAGS LIKE THESE
THIS FREAKAZOID STARTS TALKING TO ME & ASKS ME IF I WANNA DANCE? I LOOKED AT HIM LIKE HE WAS BUGGIN' & HE GOES I'M NOT GAY OR ANYTHING...OK BUDDY. GET AWAY FROM ME DUDE, YOUR CREEPING ME OUT
THEN I SPOTTED THE HILTONS & COULDN'T TAKE MY BIRDS EYE OFF PARIS
THEN JONNY BOY INTRODUCED US & SHE WAS MORE THAN DOWN FOR THE FOTO SHOOT
MY DIAMOND GIRL
RIGGLER THE ROLLERBLADER


UPSTAIRS LINDSEY & SAM WERE HAVING A GAY OLE TIME
THIS GUY. ONE NITE WITH THE PARROT & YOU'LL BE BACK LILO

"HEY IT'S THE BLACK GUY FROM ALL THE JEWISH COMEDIES"
THEN BACK TO MOUNT AIRY FOR SOME AFTER HOURS ACTION

HAVE TO GO NOW, STAY TUNED FOR COVERAGE OF FRIDAY NITE & SATURDAYS NECKFACE SHOW. I WATCHED KING OF NEW YORK LAST NITE DIRECTED BY ABEL FERRARA WHO ALSO DID BAD LIEUTENANT. HE ALWAYS USES SCHOOLY D ON ALL HIS SOUNDTRACKS. SCHOOLY IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE RAPPERS OF ALL TIME. HERE'S SOME RARE FOOTAGE OF HIM BACK IN THE DAY AT THE LATIN QUARTER PLUS A BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW...REAL TALK
14 PARROT GOLD