THE PARROT PARTIED SO HARD W,T, & FRIDAY THAT ON SATURDAY NIGHT SHIT CAUGHT UP WITH ME. BIRD FLU. SUNDAY WAS FULL OF SNEEZES, HOT FLASHES, & ACHES & PAINS BUT I STILL WENT OUT CUZ I'M A PARTY ANIMAL. FINALLY BUTED MY SUITCASE OPEN W/ A HAMMER & BROKE THE WHOLE SHIT

MY FAVORITE WRITER IN NY RIGHT NOW...
SHITS FUNNY. FRIDAY NIGHT I PUT MY CAMERA TO REST CUZ I HAD A "DATE" WITH A BIRD I FELL IN LOVE WITH 3 YEARS AGO AT A CULT CONCERT...ANOTHER LATE NIGHT. SATURDAY NIGHT I RAN INTO THIS FOOL WHO OFFERED ME SOME OF HIS CHICKEN
WENT & MET UP WITH ALICIA
TO GO SEE
STARTED TO FEEL MAD SICK AT THE SHOW SO I BOUNCED EARLY & WALKED OVER TO ESQUINA TO GET SOME FREE FOOD & DRINK. THESE DUDES ARE STILL AT IT
WHEN I GOT THERE CHRISTIAN INTRODUCED ME TO IAN ASPBURY... THE LEAD SINGER OF THE CULT. WE ALL ATE DINNER TOGETHER & RAPPED ABOUT A BUNCH OF SHIT. HE WAS JOCKIN' MY RAIDERS GEAR & HAD BEEN TO SOME LA RAIDER GAMES BACK IN THE DAY. HE SAID HE USED TO ROCK STARTER SHIT IN THE 90'S. WHEN HE SAID GOODBYE HE CALLED ME PIGEON...I WAS LIKE IT'S PARROT
AFTER I FLEW TO SOME ROOFTOP POOL PARTY. THIS IS A NY POOL
I NEEDED REST LIKE THIS GUY
MY MAN UNEMPLOYED LLOYD KNOWS HOW TO PARTY DOWN. HE HAD JUST RECENTLY BEEN IN A BAR FIGHT WITH A MALE MODEL WHO SCRATCHED HIS EYE OUT
JEMZ DROVE ME HOME IN HIS NEW GRISWALD MOBILE
BUT FIRST WE STOPPED FOR 5 AM BACON EGG & CHEESE SANDWHICHES... NATIVE NEW YORKERS

GOT SOME REST. SUNDAY I WALKED OVER TO LOVELY DAY TO GET THE IRISH BREAKFAST. ON THE WAY I RAN INTO MY OLD HOMEY RICO THE ARTIST. HE'S BEEN SITTING OUTSIDE WASHINGTON SQ. PARK FOR 20 YEARS SELLING HIS SHIT. AN ILL DUDE RIGHT HERE
SHIT CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME
RAN INTO THE HOMEY OUTSIDE THE TRAIN STATION
TOOK THE F TRAIN INTO BK TO MEET UP W/ JEMZ & LLOYD. AT THIS POINT I FELT LIKE I HAD A FEVER. GOT OUT THE TRAIN & WALKED INTO THE MIDDLE OF SOME FUNERAL PROCESSION
WENT TO SOME SPOT CALLED THE YARD. RAN INTO A HOMEY DOWN BY THE RIVER
MY MAN STRETCH ARMSTRONG WAS ON THE SCENE ABOUT TO HEAD TO THE HAMPTONS TO EAT SOME CLAMS
THERE'S MORE HIPSTERS IN BROOKLYN THAN IN LA. I FORGOT TO DRAW MY PATENTED ARROW INTO THE TRASH
THIS GUY
MY BEAK WAS RUNNING & I WASN'T DOWN TO PARTY SO I TOOK OFF. CRACK WILL MAKE YOU DO SOME CRAZY SHIT LIKE READ A CHINESE NEWSPAPER WHILE RUBBING YOURSELF & LAUGHING LIKE YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND THAT SHIT
WENT TO GET SOME FOOD & RAN INTO JR SCHEMIN' ON A PAY FONE W/ AT&T
WENT HOME & TRIED TO GET SOME REST BUT THIS CITY NEVER SLEEPS & NEITHER DOES THE BLACK MORRISSEY
DURING OUR TRAVELS I SAW ONE OF THE SCARIEST THINGS I'D EVER SEEN
ENDED UP AT SWAY FOR MORRISSEY NIGHT. PARTYING ACTUALLY MADE ME FEEL BETTER BUT NOW AT 4:30 I FEEL LIKE DEATH

GOODNITE ROD STEWART
GOODNITE IAN & JORDANNA
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ARAB PARROT HAS A DEATHWISH