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October 03, 2009 3:18 PM  (go back to main view)
JAIL BIRD (INTERLUDE)

WILD IN THE STREETS. A LIL TOO HARD. ME & GARC GOT LOCKED ON SOME BS. DT'S PULLED US OUT A CAB. CAGED FOR 24 HOURS. NOT TOO BAD. GOT TO THE 5TH PRECINCT 4 AM. PRINTED. WOKE UP HUNGOVER ON THE CELL FLOOR DEHYDRATED STILL DRUNK. DIDN'T REMEMBER WHY WE GOT BAGD. 8AM THEY BROUGHT IN SPECIAL INVESTIGATORS FROM NYPD TERRORIST UNIT TO INTERROGATE ME CUZ OF MY BACKGROUND. WAS IN THE ROOM WITH THE TWO WAY MIRRORS HANDCUFFED TO A CHAIR MAKIN EM CRACK UP. WHEN THEY REALIZED I WAS NOT A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY THEY SENT ME OVER TO CENTRAL BOOKINGS. SPENT 12 HOURS IN THE TOMBS, SHIT HAD ME STIR CRAZY AFTER ABOUT 7. IT SUCKED. CRAMMED IN LIKE SARDINES. ONE DUDE KILLED SOMEONE & WAS ON THE FONE TALKIN ABOUT HOW HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO RIKERS. DRUG DEALERS, USERS, HUSTLERS, JUNKIES, CRACK HEADS, DOPESICK, DRUNK DRIVERS, DRUG/ GUN POSSESSION, WARRANTS, PUBLIC INDECENCY, ONE DUDE HAD ED HARDY SNEAKERS ON. EVERYONE WAS COOL. LOTS OF COMRADERY IN THERE. MADE A FEW HOMEYS. THEY WERE CALLIN ME SERPICO/JESUS. CHEESE SANDWICHES & NASTY MILK ON THE MENU. I DON'T DRINK MILK BUT IT WAS THE BEST CHEESE SANDWICH EVER. SLEPT ON THE DIRTY ASS FLOOR, SHOES UNDER MY HEAD AS A PILLOW. BULL PEN THERAPY THEY CALL IT. FLOURESCENT LIGHTS KILL ME. SIGNS POSTED ON HOW TO DEAL WITH FEELINGS OF SUICIDE. SHIT IS INHUMANE. EVERYONE SHARING ONE NASTY ASS TOILET. DIDN'T SHIT THE WHOLE TIME. DIDN'T USE THE PHONE EITHER CUZ I DON'T REMEMBER ANYONES NUMBER BUT MY MOMS. HIGH ANXIETY, NO AIR FLOW, I GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC. TIME DIDN'T FLY AT ALL. SITTIN THERE INDIAN STYLE KNEES BENT HANDS TOGETHER HOPING I GET OUT BEFORE THE COURT CLOSES. CO'S FINALLY CALLED OUR NAME AT 11PM. LAST GROUP TO SEE THE JUDGE OR WE WOULD'VE HAD TO WAIT IN THERE TILL THE MORNING. DIDN'T SMOKE A CIGARETTE FOR 22 HOURS. I HAD THE SHAKES. COST 5 DOLLARS FOR A SMOKE & THEN YOU HAD TO BUY A MATCH. FINALLY WENT UPSTAIRS, SAW THE DA, GOT OUT OF THE FINE, JUDGE GAVE ME 3 DAYS COMMUNITY SERVE. NO FLICKS OBVIOUSLY. GOT RELEASED AT 1:30 AM INTO THE POURING RAIN. FREE BIRD. BACK TO THE CAGE, BIRD BATH & JACK D. KINDA GLAD IT HAPPENED. KEPT RAPPIN THIS TO MYSELF. JAILHOUSE SQUAWK
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Blog Comments (19):
Posted by tron on June 22, 2009 10:59 PM
true, he puts in mad work, thats why you on here hating, keep it up p, you the illest
Posted by truth_hurt... on June 17, 2009 8:03 PM
you try way too hard bro
Posted by Kieran on June 15, 2009 5:38 PM
Will the record stop you from making it to Europe now?
Posted by SCOTROCKS on June 14, 2009 9:40 PM
Dont be soft. I did three straight and stayed straight no faggot. I could do 22 hours in a yoga pose. You're better than feeling sorry for yourself for spending one day in the clink. Man up punk.
Posted by tnt on June 14, 2009 11:54 AM
your lucky i was in there a whole weekend, thought i was gonna die
Posted by boomboom on June 12, 2009 9:21 PM
where's that fountain with the kids?
Posted by the truth on June 12, 2009 3:13 PM
oh shit, son, you got that street cred now. this all talk dude was probably crying inside.
Posted by minto on June 12, 2009 1:09 PM
hahahaha,
tagorinos for days.
wilding in the streets.
Posted by mobbdeep on June 12, 2009 10:54 AM
hahaha yeah
Posted by InciteTheR... on June 12, 2009 10:13 AM
Did they Guantanamo on your ass or what? Was a plunger used? We need details man...
Posted by Jewish Par... on June 12, 2009 10:10 AM
Babylon Shitstem...Sorry to hear you went to the clink AP...Fuck the Police!!!
Posted by patrick on June 12, 2009 9:27 AM
shit man i got lokked up for some bullshit on wednessla too
Posted by Truth on June 12, 2009 9:02 AM
Your friends like Craig W, A Ron, etc need to start actually living the life that they photograph&-or pretend to understand stead of dissin hustles and being pussys..weak cornballs with small dicks
Posted by RJ on June 12, 2009 8:14 AM
FREE AP
Posted by goldbug on June 12, 2009 4:35 AM
We are all glad you are out!
Posted by ferry on June 12, 2009 3:52 AM
i thought chris moved to chi town? miss him
Posted by ivan. on June 12, 2009 3:07 AM
oh shit. heavy as it gets. got warrents in 3 states. not ny tho. keep it clean where u live at.
Posted by dirty dave on June 12, 2009 2:37 AM
reza knocked down the towers
Posted by GLK on June 12, 2009 2:23 AM
GLAD YOUR OUT SAFE MY DUDE.
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