MY BIRDS EYE IS BORED. GOIN BACK TO NY EARLY MAY. WEDNESDAY NITE I WENT TO HWOOD. I WAS OUT OF MY BIRD BRAIN. KRAZED. FLYING TOO HIGH. BUNCH OF PUSSY'S IN THERE IF YOU ASK ME. WHY DON'T YOU BITCHES HAVE A GOOD TIME, YOU GET ALL DRESSED UP TO COME OUT & YOU JUST STAND THERE WITH A SHIT LOOK ON YOUR FACE SAYING HI TO THE SAME PEOPLE TILL IT'S TIME TO GO HOME. GIRLS IN LA NEED TO START GETTING DRUNK. DON'T JUST COME OUT TO MODEL YOUR HANDBAG, SMOKE CIGARETTES THEN GO HOME EARLY & CHECK FACEBOOK. I WAS WILDING SO HARD I GOT IN TROUBLE WITH MANAGEMENT. THE OWNER SAID HE HAD COMPLAINTS ABOUT ME. THE COMPLAINTS WERE FROM THE FILM CREW THAT WERE THERE SHOOTING AN EPISODE OF THAT BITCH ASS SHOW "THE HILLS."
DICK WOLF
THURSDAY NIGHT I LEFT STEVES CRIB TO GO OUT & GOT PULLED OVER ON SANTA MONICA AND FAIRFAX. DIDN'T REALIZE MY TAGS WERE EXPIRED. THEN I DIDN'T HAVE PROOF OF INSURANCE. THEN THE SHERIFF CAME BACK WITH NEWS THAT MY LICENSE WAS SUSPENDED CUZ OF A CELL FONE TICKET I NEVER TOOK CARE OF. "STEP OUTTA THE CAR." I WAS IN CUFFS. HE ASKED IF I HAD ANY DRUGS OR GUNS ON ME. I WAS LIKE NAH. HE REACHED INTO MY JEANS AND FIRST THING HE PULLS OUT WAS SOME EMPTY NIP. "WHAT'S THIS?" I PULLED A JEDI MIND TRICK & WAS LIKE THAT'S NOTHING. HE PUT IT BACK INTO MY POCKET THEN KEPT SEARCHING. THEN HE PUT ME IN THE BACK OF HIS CAR & SEARCHED MY VEHICLE. DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING. WROTE ME 3 FIX IT TICKETS, CONFISCATED MY LICENSE, LET ME GO. COOL. AFTER THAT I WENT & GOT A FEW DRINKS THEN WENT UP TO THE REAL HILLS & KICKED IT WITH PLAYBOY'S MS. FEBRUARY
FRIDAY NITE, TEDDYS AGAIN. DIDN'T EVEN BRING MY CAMERA I'M SO BORED OF THAT SHIT. SATURDAY I WENT DEEP INTO THE PARROTS LAIR AND DIDN'T COME OUT. SUNDAY I WENT TO A BBQ
HAVEN'T BEEN ALL THERE LATELY. PEOPLE TALKING TO ME I DON'T HEAR EM. BEEN STARING INTO SPACE A LOT. LIVING IN SQUAWLER & SPENDING A LOT OF TIME ALONE DEALING WITH ALL THINGS PARROT HAS MADE MY BIRD BRAIN STIR CRAZY. LIKE THE ALKA SELTZER
NICE TO GET OUT OF THE CAGE & GET SOME FRESH AIR
MY DUDE
WATCHED SOME BACKYARD LIVE JAZZ. EXTRA P
NICE DAY
THEN BACK TO HOLLYWOOD, THE NITE SQUAWKER. WENT TO PICK SOMETHING UP AT
WE HAD A BEER. STRIPPER ASKED IF I WANTED A 2 FOR 1 LAP DANCE. I SAID SURE BUT I DONT HAVE CASH. SHE GOES THERE'S AN ATM RIGHT THERE. I'M LIKE OK COOL. SHE'S LIKE I'LL GO WITH YOU. PUSHY RECESSION TACTICS. I GO OH WAIT I LEFT MY WALLET IN THE CAR I'LL BE BACK IN A SECOND. SHE GOT ALL EXCITED & GOES HURRY BACK. THEN SHE RAN OFF INTO THE DRESSING ROOM TO GET READY & I GOT IN MY CAR DROVE AWAY
HOLLYWOOD BLVD. WAS CLOSED DOWN OUTSIDE JUMBOS CUZ OF SOME THAI BLOCK PARTY SO I DID A U TURN IN THE JUMBOS LOT & SAW AN OLD HOMEY WHO'S THE BOUNCER. I GOT OUT TO SAY WHAT UP & THERE WAS SOME COMMOTION INSIDE. HE WENT IN & CAME OUT WITH THIS DUDE IN A FULL NELSON
