THURSDAY NIGHT FLAUNT THREW AN EVENT TO HELP THE HOMELESS AT THE ROOSEVELT. I DONATED THE FREE STREETWEAR I'VE ACCUMULATED OVER THE YEARS. I FIGURE BETTER TO GIVE IT TO PEOPLE ACTUALLY FROM THE STREETS THAN USE IS IT AS A CUM RAG
KID & PARROT....2 HYPE. WORE MY CELTICS JOINT JUST TO BE A DICK
BILL MAHR'S THE HOMEY. I TOLD HIM TO CHECK OUT THE PARROT & HE SAID BLOGGAH PLEASE
ON FRIDAY I TOOK A WALK ON THE WILDSIDE. HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD IS A CRAZY PLACE. THIS FREAK KEPT TELLING ME HE WAS IN IRON MAN & ABOUT HOW HE MADE 90K LAST YEAR. THEN HE TOLD ME HE WAS A TRANSVESTITE. SWEET. HE WANTED TO GET HIS PICTURE IN FRONT OF THE BEEMER. HE SAID HE GOT DISCOVERED WALKING THE STRIP & HE WALKS IT EVERYDAY
THEN THIS CHICK ROLLED UP & THEY KNEW EACH OTHER. SHE WAS WALKING AROUND WITH SOME DUDE FILMING HER. THEN THE TRANNY DUDE STARTED TELLING HER ABOUT HIS PART IN IRON MAN SHOWING OFF & SHE WAS AS UNIMPRESSED AS I WAS
TOOK ANOTHER FOR GOOD MEASURE
& ONE FROM THE BACK...
THIS DUDE IS FAMOUS FOR GOING AROUND ON HIS KNEES EVERYDAY CLEANING THE STARS. HE SAID HE STARTED DOING IT FOR FREE & THEN FINALLY GOT DISCOVERED & THE CITY CAME DOWN & GAVE HIM THIS T SHIRT & HAT & MADE HIM OFFICIAL. HE ONLY HAS ONE LEG & LOOKS MAD PATHETIC DRAGGING HIMSELF DOWN THE BOULEVARD ALL DAY BUT YOU GOTTA GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR HIS DEVOTION TO KEEPING THE STARS SHININ'
THAT WAS ALL IN THE FIRST BLOCK I WALKED. THEN I RAN INTO THIS GUY WHO LOST HIMSELF TO METH. AT FIRST I WASN'T SURE ABOUT APPROACHING HIM SINCE HE WAS WALKING & TALKING TO HIMSELF ALL ANGRY LIKE PLUS THE TEARDROP TATS WERE A LIL SCARY. BUT WHEN WE STARTED KICKIN IT I REALIZED HE WAS A GOOD DUDE. I TOOK HIM INTO THE STORE & TOLD HIM I'D BUY HIM SOMETHING FOR HIS TIME. I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD HE WAS SAYING. HE WALKED AROUND THE STORE LIKE ALL CRAZY TILL HE FINALLY FOUND THE DRINK HE WANTED...MUSCLE MILK
HE WANTED CIGARTTES TOO BUT I SAID CHILL SON I'M BROKE TOO. I GAVE HIM 5 OUTTA OF THE PACK I BOUGHT FOR MYSELF & KEPT IT MOVING. HERE HE IS SAYING SOME SHIT...
THEN I RAN INTO MR. WENDEL. HE MUST HAVE KNOWN WHO I WAS CUZ HE WAS MAKING MAD BIRD CALLS. THIS DUDE SHOULD PROBABLY BE IN A SANITARIUM BUT I GUESS HOLLYWOOD BLVD. IS CLOSE ENUFF
I THOUGHT THIS LADY WAS STICKING HER TONGUE OUT AT ME BUT THATS JUST HER STEEZ
THEN I GOT TO HOLLWOOD & HIGHLAND WHERE ALL THE ACTION GOES DOWN. BREAKDANCERS, GUYS PLAYING BUCKET DRUMS, & DUDES IN COSTUMES. PRETTY ENTERTAINING EVEN IF YOUR NOT FROM OUT OF TOWN. I WANNA LEARN THE KING TUT...
RAN INTO ONE OF MY IDOLS, FREDDY KRUGER, THE SHORT GERMAN VERSION. HE SAID HE CAN MAKE UP TO 500 A DAY. WHAT? I'M GETTING A PARROT COSTUME. I WAS IN BEACH ATTIRE SO THEY THOUGHT I WAS FROM OUTTA TOWN & DIDN'T GET MAD WHEN I TOLD THEM I HAD NO MONEY FOR THE PICS
FOTO CREDIT: GUY DRESSED UP AS WOLVERINE
THIS GUY WAS MISSING A CAPE WITH A BIG F ON IT FOR SUPER FAG. WHEN I FIRST SAW HIM I THOUGHT HE WAS A STREET PERFORMER, MAYBE DEMOLITION MAN, BUT HE WAS JUST SOME TOURIST WALKING AROUND
HE WAS PROMOTING TUESDAY NITES AT CINESPACE
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
EMIL HIRSCH WAS DOWN AT MANNS CHINESE PROMOTING HIS NEW CRAP FILM SPEED RACER
HOLY SHIT IT'S THE BURGANDY SPIDER MAN. SO GHETTO. I DON'T REMEMBER SPIDEY HAVING A FANNY PACK
SHIT LOOKS EVEN WORSE FROM BEHIND...
ACCORDING TO FREDDY, ELMO MAKES A KILLING
I KINDA FELT SORRY FOR THIS DUDE, HE WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I ASKED HIM IF I COULD TAKE A PIC. HE WORKS AT RIPLEYS & ALTERNATES BETWEEN A SPARTAN & RAMBO
THESE KIDS WERE IN COSTUMES TOO
I WAS OVER IT & HEADED BACK TO THE CAR. ON MY WAY I STUMBLED ACROSS AN AFRICAN STORE. FOUND THE SICK REVERSABLE AFRICAN PRINT JACKET BUT WASN'T FEELING THE COLLAR OR THE BUTTONS OR THE PRICE
BUT I DID FIND A NEW HAT, IT WAS ONE OF A KIND. THE AFRICAN LADY AT THE STORE & I BOTH AGREED IT SUITED ME...SOLD!
ARAB PARROT: ITS NOT JUST A BLOG, IT'S AN ADVENTURE. THAT NIGHT (FRIDAY) ME & JEMZ WENT TO TEDDIES & IT WAS JUST LIKE IT WAS LAST WEEK & THE WEEK BEFORE & THE WEEK BEFORE THAT EXCEPT THIS TIME MATT & HANNAH WERE IN TOWN FROM NY
ENDED UP AT JEMZ HOUSE AFTER WHERE I FOUND MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ILL FREESTYLE SESH THAT LASTED FROM 3 TIL 6 IN THE MORNING. A NEW GROUP WAS FORMED...THE BEAUTIFUL MOUNT AIRY SQUAD
MAD OFFICIAL (FOTO COURTESY OF ELI GESNER AKA ENOCH)
GOT UP AT 2, JUMPED IN THE POOL, ORDERED A PIZZA, & HUNG AROUND ALL DAY WORKING ON THE NEW MIX TAPE JEMZ & I ARE PUTTING OUT. I'LL TALK MORE ABOUT THAT LATER. SATURDAY NITE WENT 2 HASSAN & WALDO'S BDAY PARTY, NO CAMERAS ALLOWED? TONITE I WATCHED THE LAKERS LOSE AGAIN. HERE'S ANOTHER MEMORY FROM WHEN THE LAKERS WERE COOL...
