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June 21, 2009 9:14 PM  (go back to main view)
MEMORIAL DAY WEAKEND
THE WEATHER SUCKED ALL WEEKEND. ON FRIDAY, AFTER GARCS GNC FOTO SHOOT WE WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE TO WATCH THE LAKER GAME... FUCK THE LAKERS, I HAVEN'T LIKED THEM SINCE MAGIC GOT THE HIV. FUCK THE SPURS EVEN MORE, I'M GOIN LAKERS VS. BOSTON
WE STOPPED TO GET SOME BEERS & AS I WALKED OUT THE LIQUOR STORE MORISSEY DROVE BY IN THE Z3, I TRIED TO CHASE AFTER HIM BUT HE SPED UP
AFTER THE GAME WE WENT OVER TO TEDDIES...SHIT WAS OFF THAT NITE. GYPSTER'S MAKE ME LAUGH... YOU KNOW, THE FAGGLE ROCKERS IN THE HIPPY HATS & THE POINTY BOOTS WHO FRONT LIKE THEY'RE MUSICIANS...LIKE FLEETWOOD WACK OVER HERE
MATT CAN'T MIX FOR SHIT BUT I GOTTA GIVE HIM PROPS FOR PLAYING "STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH"
MS. PIGGY WAS REAL PROUD OF THE HANDBAG DADDY BOUGHT HER
THE GROOVY SOUNDS OF MYLES HENDRIK TO US ALL BACK TO HIS HAY DAY
& THEN HE PLAYED SOME JUSTICE & THESE TWO FAGS LOST THEIR SHIT
REALLY?
KUMAR GOES TO TEDDIES

WE GOT OUTTA THERE EARLY & FLEW OVER TO SOME HOUSE PARTY IN LOS FELIZ STOCKED WITH MAD COLT 45...
FOBBY SHOTGUN


HOLMES IZ DOWN
ON SATURDAY I WENT OUT TO GET SOME LUNCH AND SPOTTED THE NEW AMERICAN IDOL, HIS CAREER IS OVER
ON MY WAY HOME, I NOTICED SOME MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT GOIN DOWN ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, I SLOWED DOWN TO SEE WHAT WAS GOIN ON & REALIZED IT WAS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE JUNK YARDSALES SET UP AS A PLOY TO SELL DOG SHIT RUCA T-SHIRTS...
TO CLUELESS DIP SHITS
I TOOK A LOT OF BIRD NAPS THIS WEEKEND, I HAVE CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME. ON SUNDAY I FLEW DOWN TO VENICE TO COOPS' ANNUAL MEMORIAL DAY BBQ JAM...
TRUST ME KID I'M ON THE LIST
LIL VENICE PUNKS THINK THEY'RE SO COOL...
BUT THEY JUST A BUNCH OF LIL PUNK ASS BITCHEZ
LET ME GUESS YOU'RE A SURFER

LORI PETTY LOVES THE PARROT, POINT BREAK 2 IS IN THE WORKS...


PARROT PRACTICAL JOKE #386: GET A RECEIPT OR A SMALL PIECE OF PAPER & FOLD IT UP INTO A SMALL SQUARE, THE MORE FOLDS THE BETTER. THEN GO UP TO A HOMEY THAT LIKES THE SNOOTS AS MUCH AS YOU DO & BE LIKE "YO SOMEONE JUST GAVE ME A BUNCH OF BOOGER SUGAR & I JUST CAN'T DO ANYMORE...YOU WANT IT?" WATCH THEM GET ALL EXCITED & GRATEFUL & THEN RUN OFF LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO UNFOLD YOUR EMPTY ORAGAMI BIRDNIP SUPRISE. THE BEST PART IS WHEN THEY THINK THEY MUST HAVE DROPPED IT DURING ALL THE UNFOLDING....

YO COOPS I'M MOVING BACK IN


THIS CHARMING MAN

CAPES ARE IN
MY NI$$A LESTER, IF ME & CAMELLIA HAD A KID IT WOULD LOOK JUST LIKE HIM
LIKE HOWARD STERN, MY GF HAS TROUBLE DEALING WITH MY LIFESTYLE & SAYS I'M CONSUMED WITH BEING A PARROT. I HOPE WE CAN MAKE IT BABY, YOU & ME
FUCK KOBE (& TONY)
GUPPY LOVE
THANKS TO RICK I REALIZED MY METERING WAS OFF. I'D BEEN FUCKIN AROUND WITH MY CAMERA & FORGOT TO CHANGE IT BACK. THATS WHY HER FACE IS SO BRIGHT, ANYWAYZ, JOEY TRAN O.G. DOGTOWN SAYS I LOOK LIKE FRED WRECK
UH WHERE'D YOU GUYS GO?
TIGRE HAS....
CUTE DANCE MOVES
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JOIN ME FOR PART 2 OF MEMORIAL WEAKEND WHERE I GO TO SOME RANDOM PARTY & PISS ON EVERYTHING

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Posted by fuckyourli... on May 31, 2008 12:51 AM
hahaha..."i hope we can make it baby"...while youre out snapping pics and pretending you matter in the least bit your bitch is probably taking a mouth load while someones twins tap her chin

your lifestyle??...you walk around and take pictures of fags so you can post them here and make your attempts at being witty

silly streetwear groupie...keep holding those coat tails
Posted by STRAIGHT D... on May 28, 2008 1:26 PM
haha fleetwood fag had tears in his eyes when writing that comment, accept the fact your a DOUCHE. elf shoes !! haha , If i wasnt in Canada i would come bitch slap your gay face. eh. Dirt heats the hate.
Posted by  on May 28, 2008 3:24 AM
The Mickey Mouse thing was funny. And then seeing the fad kids made it even more funnier. Kids taking shit overboard.
Posted by http://ill... on May 27, 2008 7:05 PM
oh man, miss piggy. for REAL for real. and what is UP with the faggle rockers? i thought hipsters were bad, that fucking hat/boot combo is taking it to the next level.
Posted by The Arab P... on May 27, 2008 3:34 PM
SHUT UP BITCH
Posted by fleetwood... on May 27, 2008 3:30 PM
you can make fun of people, why? did you reserve irrelevant.com yet? it's way more fitting for you. also are you jealous of that piggy-chick? because her daddy gives her money and yours does not. hope you enjoyed villa the other night. i'm sure that was you. where are the pix from that night?
Posted by Go Detroit on May 27, 2008 3:15 PM
I'm glad to hear you're not a bitch ass lakers fan
Posted by Logikal Ac... on May 27, 2008 10:15 AM
LMAO @ Ms. Piggy. Reading that then scrolling down and seeing the picture damn near killed me.
Posted by Ben B on May 27, 2008 7:48 AM
Haha,the picture of the chick in purple holdin a camera,shes called Kesh or sum shit. Shes on a show here (uk) bout up and comers, shes the only normalish one in a bunch of fagsta cunts.
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