SHIT IS CRACKING OUT HERE!!!!!
"PARROT WHERE YOU BEEN? JAIL? VACATION? DEAD? WHY AIN'T YOU UPDATE THE BLOG?" CUZ I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT. BEEN LAYING LOW, TAKING CARE OF #1, PRIVATE PARTY
SPENDING A LOT OF TIME DRIVING, SLEEPING, WATCHING TV. BORED & BROKE. MY WINGS ARE TIRED FROM PARTYING IN THE USA. BEEN GOING OUT BUT MY CAMERA NEVER SEEMS TO LEAVE MY POCKET. NOT REALLY INSPIRED L.A.TELY. EVERY NOW & THEN I SEE SOMETHING THAT CATCHES THE BIRDS EYE
BUT IT'S USUALLY JUST THE SAME SHIT. SQUAWKIN BLUES. ONE NIGHT I CUT MY HAIR OFF OUT OF BOREDOM. "WHY DON'T YOU GO THE FUCK BACK TO NY THEN?" STUPID COURT DATES & COMMUNITY SERVICE TO DEAL WITH. PLUS I'M NOT TRYING TO ROUGH IT IN THE COLD ASS NY WINTER AGAIN. NY'S MORE FUN BUT THAT SHIT GETS OLD TOO. I WANNA LEAVE THE COUNTRY OR SOMETHING. TIME TO MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS. NEED TO FALL BACK FOR A MINUTE & FIGURE IT OUT
THERE'S PLENTY OF L.A.ME SHIT TO MAKE FUN OF OUT HERE. I KNOW YOU GUYS DIG IT WHEN I DO THAT. BUT HARD TIMES HAVE MADE ME HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN SPENDING MONEY ON GAS/CIGARETTES/FOOD OR DEVELOPING FILM. FRANKLY I DON'T NEED MORE PICTURES OF THIS GUY...
2'S, 3'S, 4'S, & 5'S...
AND HOT BIRDS WITH BOYFRIENDS IN LEATHER FGGTS I MEAN JACKETS
I'LL LEAVE THAT TO THE HOMEY...NICE PARROT SHIRT
CHEAP THRILLS

ONE NIGHT I WENT TO A SPOT CALLED "PLAYHOUSE" TO SEE A HOMEY WHO WAS THERE FOR A BDAY. I'D NEVER BEEN SO I SAID FUCK IT EVEN THO I KNEW IT WAS THE WORST. THEY SHOULD CHANGE THE NAME TO GAY HOUSE. WHAT'S UP WITH BROTHERS WEARING SHIT LIKE THIS? ROCK N ROLL?

IN THE DARK I THOUGHT THIS BIRD WAS HOT BUT NOW I SEE SHE LOOKS LIKE A CRACKED OUT RUSSIAN HOOKER
EVERYONE IN THIS PICTURE SUCKS
PEOPLE WERE BREAKING THEIR NECKS TO THIS SHIT. THE LA VERSION OF NY STATE OF MIND. "AND A JAY-Z SONG WAS ON" THAT PART KILLS ME
ANOTHER NIGHT A HOMEY INVITED ME TO THIS SAMSUNG PARTY. FREE BOOZE & FOOD SO I WAS DOWN. HEY LOOK IT'S AUDRINA FROM THE HILLS!!! WHO GIVES A FUCK
THE OTHER ONE WHO USED TO BE A LIL FATTY
LEFT AFTER 3 JACK ROCKS, A BUNCH OF SHRIMP & GRILLED CHEESES. ON THE WAY OUT I SAW THIS GAP BEHIND THE BLUE CARPET SO I POPPED MY HEAD IN


THEY WERE PROBABLY BUMMED MY UGLY MUG WAS IN EVERY PICTURE LURKING. ONE OF THE GUYS WAS MOTIONING FOR ME TO GET LOST. THE NEXT DAY I FOUND THE PICTURES ON THE INTERNET, MOST OF THEM HAD ME CROPPED OUT BUT I CAME UP ON THIS ONE. KATY PARROT

WENT TO ANOTHER CRAP PARTY
BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
NOT EVERYTHING SUCKS

GOT THOSE SPACE JAMS EARLY
HAPPY BDAY ELANA



CAMERA STOPPED WORKING FRIDAY NITE OUT OF THE BLUE. SUCKS CUZ SATURDAY MORNING WAS CRAZED...RHYMES WITH JACKIE GLEASON & LIAM NEESON. TAUGHT ME A LESSON...STAY THE COURSE. WIN IN THE END. IN A HOLDING PATTERN RIGHT NOW BUT I'M STILL SQUAWKIN. KEEPING MY BEAK UP. NEVER KNOW WHAT'S COMING ROUND THE CORNER.