BAPE STORE OPENING PARTY...WHOOPTY FUCKIN DOO. I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD SO I STOPPED BY FOR 5 MINUTES TO SNAP A COUPLE SHOTS. THE BLOCK WAS LOCKED DOWN & SECURITY WERE ACTIN LIKE A BUNCH OF BITCHES. MY NAME WASN'T ON THE GAY LIST & YOU KNOW I DIDN'T HAVE A PRESS PASS FOR THIS BULLSHIT SO I HAD TO USE MY SUPER PARROT ZOOM TO INFILTRATE. THE SHIT I DO FOR YOU GUYS...
THE USUAL SUSPECTS WERE THERE...KANYE WEST CAME FOR A MINUTE & THEN BOUNCED TO THE LAKER GAME. GOOD LUCK ON THE GAY IN THE DARK TOUR BUDDY
HOW MUCH IS THAT HOMO IN THE WINDOW?
LUCKILY JUPS WAS THERE SO I STOLE A FEW FLICKS FROM HIM SO THAT YOU GUYS CAN GET AN INSIDE VIEW OF THE ACTION. DO I REALLY NEED TO COMMENT ON THIS PICTURE?
I THINK NICOLE RICHIES HOT & HER TITS ARE LOOKING GOOD. HEY NICOLE IF YOU'RE READING THIS, DROP THAT GOOD CHARLOTTE HOMO & GIVE THE PARROT A CALL
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE TWO UGLIEST DUDES AT THE PARTY. OH MIKE TYSON WAS THERE TOO.
