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January 11, 2010 10:32 PM  (go back to main view)
PARROTS HILTON
BIRD IS THE WORD. BEEN LAYIN LOW & FLYING HIGH. THE HEAT IS ON. EVERYBODY'S SQUAWKIN AT ME. PARANOIA. TOOK SOME TIME OFF TO REST & REFLECT

LEFT NY LAST SUNDAY
BACK TO LA IN TIME FOR MY COURT DATE MONDAY AFTRENOON. GOT AN $800 CELL PHONE TICKET KNOCKED DOWN TO $ 55 & 3 DAYS COMMUNITY SERVICE. STAY TUNED FOR COVERAGE. MONDAY NITE KICKD IT W THE HOMEYS & TOLD BEHIND THE SCENES NY STORIES
TUESDAY MET UP W/ SOME OTHER DUDES TO DRINK BEERS & CHILL OVER ON FAIRFAX. WHEN I GOT BACK FROM THE STORE THEY TOLD ME PARIS HILTON WAS AT CATWALK SHOPPING. I ALREADY GOT FLICKS OF & WITH HER SO MY INITIAL REACTION WAS WHO GIVES A FUCK. HERE'S ONE TOFER TOOK OF ME BEFORE I EARNED MY WINGS AT HER CAGE NEXT TO HER STRIP POLE. WAS HITTIN THE BAG IN HER GARAGE NEXT TO HER PINK RHINESTONE BIKE AND SHIT
BUT SINCE IT NEXT DOOR I FLEW OVER JUST TO PEEP THE SCENE. MY WINGMAN
WHEN I GOT THERE THESE FUCKTARDS WERE ALREADY IN POSITION. PAP-SMEAR ALL OVER THE WINDOW. FUCK THESE DUDES
MANNEQUINE
WHEN SHE CAME OUT PAPARAZZI SWARMED ON HER. I WAS JUST LIKE...
WILDING. ON SOME EVIL KNIEVEL SHIT. PERFORMANCE ART. THE PARROT MADE ME DO IT. THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS UPSKIRT
MY DUDE CAUGHT HER TELLING BRUNO OVER HERE "IT WAS THE DUDE WITH THE BEARD"
NEVER NOT LURKIN
I KNEW TMZ WAS ON THE SCENE
NEXT DAY I WOKE UP & WAS ALL OVER THE INTERNET. PEOPLE MAKING A HUGE DEAL OUT OF SHIT. MAD COMMENTS FROM RANDOMS WANTING TO SEE THE P IN JAIL, KILLED, BEAT DOWN, RAPED BY A CAMEL, PROSECUTED, ARRESTED ETC. BIRD BRAINS WERE FEELIN ME THO.THEN THAT NIGHT I WAS ON TV ALL OVER THE GLOBE. ROR SHIT CLICK TO PLAY
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STRAIGHT UP MENACE. NOW I KNOW YOU'RE SQUAWKIN LIKE WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PICTURE. MAYBE THERE IS NO FLICK. MAYBE IT DIDN'T COME OUT. MAYBE THERE WAS NO FILM IN THE CAMERA. MAYBE I DID IT TO BE ON TV. MAYBE I DID IT FOR THE RUSH. MAYBE I SOLD IT FOR 20K TO A PRIVATE COLLECTOR WHO'S OBSESSED WITH HER. MAYBE TMZ WANTS TO HIRE ME. MAYBE PEREZ HILTON WANTS TO FUCK ME. MAYBE I'M SAVING IT FOR THE BOOK OR THE PARROT CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE. MAYBE I'M SELLING IT TO PARIS TO HANG ON HER WALL OF HER CAGE. I ALREADY GOT WHAT I WANTED OUT OF IT SO MAYBE I'LL DO NOTHING. EITHER WAY IF YOU'RE DISSAPOINTED CUZ YOU WANTED TO SEE UP HER SKIRT THEN GO RENT HER PORN. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M DOIN OVER HERE. YES I'M ALWAYS CREEPIN BUT I AIN'T NO PERV OR PAPARAZZI...I'M AN ARTIST MY DUDE

RIP SACE
THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THAT. THIS WHOLE EPISODE REMINDED ME OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES EVER...THE KING OF COMEDY
PS...IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM COME FIND ME. AND DON'T FEEL BAD FOR PARIS, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME SHE WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN MADE IT ON TMZ
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Posted by precious on July 22, 2009 11:21 AM
Artist? Hahahhahaa. More like con-artist
Posted by Brian on July 21, 2009 11:33 PM
Can't wait for the Parrot "Choose Your Own Adventure".
Posted by Frank on July 21, 2009 11:09 PM
Just did it!
Posted by nawmean on July 21, 2009 10:20 PM
wordlife.... P always posting classics... Gotta give it up to you A-rab P, nigga knows the damn classics..
Posted by plur on July 21, 2009 6:29 PM
shit was funny as fuck...

i didn't think they were actually gonna mention that on tmz
Posted by howl on July 21, 2009 4:01 PM
fly high birdbrother, keep doing your thing and the world will pound it's way to your doorstep!
Posted by bradleyllo... on July 21, 2009 3:58 PM
mad love for the P, paris is a complete tool, parrot you kill me!

photoshop your face on on her snach! mad love for the P, upskirts 4 ever!
Posted by T$ on July 21, 2009 2:53 PM
Long live TAP.
Posted by It's like... on July 21, 2009 2:24 PM
Yo Parrot, you handled that shit with mad class son! If I ever run into on the street I'll get you a drink. Fuck the haters.
Posted by a on July 21, 2009 1:27 PM
why do you think it's such a big deal you stuck a camera up paris hilton's skirt? get the fuck over yourself.
Posted by Emila Hard... on July 21, 2009 12:17 PM
Five and a half in Boys, ass is off the hook
High school pussy, heard you got the best nookie
Sugar walls, watch and love, slide right on my dick
Gon' palm on ya ass like this while you ridin' it
I'm about to cum boo-boo, chill for a sec
Feel it at the tip, ma', ya pussy's too wet
One false move and I'ma blast like the very first time
Burnt you with candle wax fast while you was slobbin' mine
Dick is sensitive, you move, baby here it is
Oh Lord, I told you not to move, you dumb broad
Comin' for days, wettin' ya cage
My dick is like the sprinklers and maybe ya dush, I'm here to save the day
Solomon was wise and I got fifty other bitches
Some eat bitches, some bitches fuck my niggas
Posted by Charles on July 21, 2009 12:16 PM
I was like yo is that the P on TMZ? SHeeeeeeeeet it was
keep it gutter homey, you are the truth
Posted by ph on July 21, 2009 11:33 AM
you're out of you're mind, get some help
Posted by Cortney on July 21, 2009 11:32 AM
Dam your a fugly fuglyyyy loser
Posted by rod on July 21, 2009 10:53 AM
This Paris incident was a transitional moment for the P. Akin to the Beatles' meeting of the Hari Krishna. I can sense it in the maturing nature of this latest post. It's time, P... give us your White Album (with a cup of hot fat, of course). fucking amazing.
Posted by Please sea... on July 21, 2009 9:20 AM
You are the MAN.lol
Posted by p on July 20, 2009 2:08 PM
no advertising allowed
Posted by all nighte... on July 19, 2009 1:48 PM
mad respect
Posted by ned on July 19, 2009 7:20 AM
Sharpen up njweirdo.

Great journalism skills on the part of TMZ. Dum Fucks.
Posted by rach on July 18, 2009 9:44 PM
You should work for tmz
Posted by SNeak on July 17, 2009 8:52 PM
Holy shit parrot.. you made my day mang.. you got your 15 min of fame.. I laughed my ass off when i seen that photo of you and paris LOL you are soo COOR..
Posted by waiting on July 17, 2009 2:49 PM
funny there's all this hype and no foto
Posted by miss NYC on July 17, 2009 11:03 AM
Where is the photo of PAris...what panties were she wearing??????
Posted by Icewater on July 17, 2009 8:26 AM
Damn nigga 40 squawks!? you aint kanye now everybody flockin to the parrots dick. shit how im suppose to read your blog with all these herbs waitin in the wings now. shoulda kept it lo-key in the city
Posted by The Fantas... on July 17, 2009 1:46 AM
What kind of camera do you use?
Posted by Ol Man Win... on July 16, 2009 6:53 PM
I was buggin when I saw this shit last nite.
Shoot first, don't ask questions later.
Posted by Zainab on July 16, 2009 5:46 PM
mad love, keep doing your thang P!
I knew one day it'll come to this <3
Posted by feelinit on July 16, 2009 4:07 PM
Wilding!!!! People are taking this shit way too serious, they obviously ain't up on what you do...but now they iz
Posted by The $tatus... on July 16, 2009 4:03 PM
YER THE BEST!!! ARAB PARROT 4 PRESIDENT!
Posted by NOELNOEL on July 16, 2009 3:40 PM
"go for broke" hahaha ah,,,

Posted by You Mother... on July 16, 2009 2:37 PM
There is a special hell for creeps like you. That goes for every other person on this board that finds his disgusting antics funny.

I don't like Paris, but this makes me sick.
Posted by Picnic on July 16, 2009 2:34 PM
LMAO........ dude u fucking i KNEW it was you...
Posted by Arab P's S... on July 16, 2009 1:13 PM
Fuck all people defending Paris Hilton's lil bird legged gash bandicooter...

A'rab P....for real....exploit this moment for all it's worth. Stay out of legal trouble tho...if you get felony for something you can't profit off it...or some shit like that.

Seriously tho...don't rest until Bill O'Reilly himself has your Parrot scrunchy face on his show whilst he yells and screams about the filth and debauchery of society and blah blah blah...at that point I fully expect to see this blog site riddled with pay per click ads....make that paper Arab P!! fuck the haters...you'll be livin' the bird life 4 life! Do it do it do it do it do it....

Think about it...the dude who made it big from snapping an upskirt of some talentless dumb broad with a false sense of entitlement....how fucking SICK is that!?!?!?!
Posted by robo on July 16, 2009 1:03 PM
it's on tmz.com now
Posted by pg on July 16, 2009 12:40 PM
genius dude
Posted by joe on July 16, 2009 12:23 PM
IZ HE 4 REAL IT CANT BE

classic
Posted by nawmean on July 16, 2009 12:12 PM
hahahah nigga A-rab P doing work... where's the upshot
Posted by Kickyourba... on July 16, 2009 11:43 AM
Dude you have some serious manpower with your stans here. Your going to be blowing up with guppy power. Ride the waves Los Locos.
Posted by john on July 16, 2009 10:51 AM
pics of you getting that upskirt shot all over the internet today!
Posted by mike on July 16, 2009 8:39 AM
http://donchavez.com/image.php?image=http://doncha vez.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/paris_hilton_blued ress007.jpg
Posted by phenomena on July 16, 2009 8:10 AM
hahahaaa, I just saw you on german television!!!
Posted by Jewish Par... on July 16, 2009 8:03 AM
Paris has vaginitis...AP has proof...
Posted by wyatt on July 16, 2009 7:40 AM
nice hat
Posted by bild on July 16, 2009 4:07 AM
http://www.bild.de/BILD/unterhaltung/leute/2009/07 /16/paris-hilton/fan-fotografierte-hotelerbin-unte r-rock.html
Posted by BlackPeter on July 15, 2009 11:04 PM
hahah your ass was on TMZ upskirting Paris Hilton
Posted by Natasha on July 15, 2009 10:37 PM
soo awesome!! <3
Posted by T on July 15, 2009 9:55 PM
FUCKING AWESOME
Posted by deana on July 15, 2009 9:23 PM
What a dirtbag. You're my hero
Posted by freddy on July 15, 2009 9:16 PM
maniac
Posted by joe on July 15, 2009 8:44 PM
killin it
Posted by bombastic on July 15, 2009 8:18 PM
Yep, you got outed on Dlisted.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardly butta/bastardly-photos/album123/paris-hilton-07150 901.jpg
Posted by hahaha on July 15, 2009 8:03 PM
I was there, shit was mad funny
Posted by sacerip on July 15, 2009 8:02 PM
We all seen her pussy so how ill can t be? Plus so far it's only good press for her, You're a beast P
Posted by CHILL on July 15, 2009 7:59 PM
http://www.wiredsafety.org/law/privacy/cameras.htm l
Posted by frankie on July 15, 2009 7:36 PM
TAP RULES
Posted by sara on July 15, 2009 7:32 PM
All of you are tripping this shit is hilarious
Posted by Courtney on July 15, 2009 7:29 PM
Fuck you asshole. You need that fucking POS camera shoved up your ass.
Posted by laylay on July 15, 2009 7:13 PM
yo parrot where's the picture of Paris twat!!
Posted by OHYESIDID on July 15, 2009 7:10 PM
Upskirt pics of women? You are a piece of shit even if it is a slut like Paris.

I hope you get raped by a camel.
Posted by dirk diggl... on July 15, 2009 7:05 PM
http://www.moejackson.com/2009-paris-hilton-the-up skirt-photographer-in-west-hollywood-0715
Posted by njwerido on July 15, 2009 6:45 PM
Yo parrot,

Were you on TMZ tonight snappin an upskirt of Paris Hilton? I could of sworn it was you.
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