WENT TO GARCS PARTY AT GREENDOOR ON WEDNESDAY. GOT THERE EARLY CUZ I HAD SOME BIRD BIZ TO TAKE CARE OF AT KFC. WHILE SMOKING A CIGARETTE AROUND THE CORNER I RAN INTO THE GRISWALDS WAITING FOR THE BUS. THEY WERE SOME FAMILY FROM MIDDLE AMERICA & MOMS HAD A LAZY EYE. I ASKED ABOUT THE GAY BAPE SWEATSHIRTS & THEY SAID THEY ALL JUST COPPED EM ON HOLLYWOOD BLVD. THEY WERE SO THRILLED I WANTED TO TAKE A PIC & AFTER THE BLACK DUDE IN THE BACK WHO WAS LIKE THEIR TOUR GUIDE GOES "SEE YOU GUYS ARE CELEBRITIES ALREADY!"

SHIT KINDA MADE ME FEEL BAD, LIKE MY FIRST MEMORY OF SEEING A RETARDED KID WHEN I WAS WITH MY MOM BUYING FRUIT ROLL-UPS AT THE GROCERY STORE WHEN I WAS LIKE 7. THIS RETARDED KID WAS JUST STARING AT ME SMILING & SHIT CUZ HE DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER & I WENT HOME & JUST FELT BAD FOR HIM. RIP CORKY...
ANYWAYS, PIAS IN TOWN
NATE YOU LOOK GOOD BUT YOU GOTTA LOSE THE PLUGS DUDE
WHO SAYS YOU'RE NOT PHOTOGENIC?
"DO YOU THINK THAT GUYS TAKING OUR PICTURE CUZ WE LOOK LIKE DICKS SITTING HERE TOGETHER WEARING FLANNELS?"
YES, THAT & THE FACT THAT FLANNEL WASN'T DESIGNED TO BE WORN BY PEOPLE WHO CROSS THEIR LEGS LIKE A BITCH
THE RESTROOM ATTENDANT. EVERYTIME I GO INTO THE BATHROOM HE'S THERE. I NEVER SEE HIM ON THE DANCE FLOOR OR COOLIN' AT THE BAR SO DOES MANAGEMENT REALLY NEED TO SUPPLY HIM WITH AN APRON THAT SAYS RESTROOM ATTENDANT ON IT? FIRST OF ALL HE'S NOT COOKING SHIT. SECOND, DUDE SITS IN THE BATHROOM ALL NIGHT SMELLING OTHER PEOPLES SHIT, WE ALL KNOW WHO HE IS. DOES THE BOUNCER WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS BOUNCER ON IT? IF YOU DICKS REALLY NEED A WAY TO DIFFERENTIATE HIM FROM ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CLUB JUST GIVE HIM A NAME TAG

"I'M SO WASTED I PULLED MY SHORTS UP TO MY TITS"... JUST KIDDING...CALL ME
I'LL TAKE YOU TO CLUB BERLIN FOR MOHAWK NITE