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February 20, 2010 8:00 PM  (go back to main view)
QUARTERBEAK
HAVEN'T PLAYED FOOTBALL SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL BUT I WAS ALWAYS HAD A GOOD WING. SHOWED UP LATE & TOOK SOME ACTION SHOTS
STEVE REE BRITZ

2ND GAME. I GOT PICKED LAST CUZ THEY UNDER ESTIMATED MY UNPREDICTABLE TALENT & NATURAL GAME. I SAID I HAD TO PLAY QB CUZ I WAS HUNGOVER & DIDN'T WANNA RUN AROUND & SPRAIN MY SHIT LIKE TONY
I WAS STILL WEARING THE CLOTHES FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE & ON THE FIELD SMOKING WITH MY JACKET ON. THEY WERE LIKE CAN YOU EVEN THROW DUDE? I WAS LIKE PFFF. NEXT THING THEY KNEW I THREW 4 TOUCHDOWN PASSES IN A ROW. 4 TOUCHDOWNS IN ONE GAME LIKE AL BUNDY
THEN WE PLAYED AGAIN AND I THREW 4 MORE. I'M ILL. MOST VALUABLE PARROT
MY TEAM WAS ILL TOO

RAN INTO JAMES WORTHY 20 MINUTES AFTER I GOT OUTTA BED OUTSIDE THE DENTISTS OFFICE

SUNDAY THRU WEDNESDAY I WAS PERCHED UP AT THE CAGE. MY WINGS CLIPPED CUZ OF A DOUBLE FAILURE TO APPEAR. MY LICENSE BEEN SUSPENED FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS NOW. CRAMPING MY STYLE. WON'T BE ABLE TO DRIVE LEGAL TIL MARCH 16TH COURT CASE. THURSDAY GOT SCOOPED UP TO GO TO CAH CAH
FLEW THE COOP
JUST DO IT
FRIDAY NITE BDAY
DUDES FUNNY

CHILL


WAS WONDERING WHY DJ SPINNIN GROUP HOME AT TEDDYS THEN REALIZED MY PRODUCER BROUGHT PRIMO
VALET CRAZE
DIFFERENT WORLD
LATE NIGHT RICKS CAGE. SPENT MOST TIME W OG WHO COULD RELATE


HE CAME OVER WITH THE 52 YEAR OLD LADY NEIGHBOR WHO WE THOUGHT CAME TO COMPLAIN BUT WANTED TO PARTY. EARLY SATURDAY MORNING SOME WEIRD SICKKK SHIT HAPPENED BUT I CANT SQUAWK ABOUT IT. CAB BACK TO THE CAGE TO NAP. THEN TO THIS PARTY I BEEN LOOKIN FORWARD TO FOR 2 WEEKS. SLY STONE TOUR KICK OFF. HEARD EDDIE MURPHY, ARSENIO, BOBBY BROWN, THE JACKSONS, JOHNNY GILL & SNOOP DOG WERE ALL CONFIRMED. REALLY WANTED THIS PICTURE
NONE OF THEM SHOWED BUT I MET THIS GUY IN THE RESTROOM
SLY STONE PERFORMED. THEN WALKED LIKE 10 BLOCKS TO MEET UP WITH SOME HOMEYS WHO WERE GOIN TO PAULY SHORES CRIB FOR A BDAY PARTY/NINJASONIK SHOW

THIS GUY

SUNDAY GOT FOTOS DEVELOPED, WATCHED MOVIES, LURKED ON THIS SHIT GARK TURNED ME ONTO
SUPA STAR
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Post Tags: JAMES WORTHY CHAT ROULETTE
Blog Comments (20):
Posted by jen on January 15, 2010 9:37 PM
arab parrot, i want to have your babies
Posted by Gio on January 13, 2010 7:09 PM
dude i swear i saw jemz on that chat site but he nexted me
Posted by dick on January 12, 2010 10:34 PM
fuck you
Posted by melissa on January 12, 2010 8:22 PM
i love mushrooms
Posted by greg on January 12, 2010 7:12 PM
I hate those fucking gladiator shoes girls where
Posted by lilreg on January 12, 2010 6:31 PM
Group Home was my shit, that album was sickkk
Posted by P on January 12, 2010 5:13 PM
www.twitter.com/thearabparrot
Posted by loveu on January 12, 2010 4:47 PM
steve ree!!!!!!!
Posted by dwyck on January 12, 2010 4:30 PM
bird on primos hat
Posted by <3 on January 12, 2010 4:02 PM
love your crazy face
Posted by Jewish Par... on January 12, 2010 1:35 PM
AP, always killin it!!! What happened to your dome piece tho? Got your lid cut shoooooort.

By the way, we need more Al Bundy references...

Come back to NY!!

-The Jewish Parrot
Posted by frank on January 12, 2010 12:48 PM
i'll give you a hundred for a quarter of that fungus, mate
Posted by Harry Nipp... on January 12, 2010 11:51 AM
pauly shore + ninjasonik = why the fuck was i not invited?
and how does that bathroom pimp keep his clothes so fresh and so clean?
dnims.blogspot.com
Posted by 1 on January 12, 2010 11:48 AM
risin to the top like a rocket ship
Posted by ;) on January 12, 2010 10:50 AM
where's the naked picture?
Posted by wesc on January 12, 2010 10:45 AM
I checked that site out its pretty amazing
Posted by daveb on January 12, 2010 2:19 AM
the blogfather back in effect
Posted by birdlover on January 11, 2010 11:55 PM
so good
Posted by C. Baines on January 11, 2010 11:32 PM
Much needed chills.
Posted by lakers! on January 11, 2010 11:21 PM
James Worthy hahaha
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