PRETTY BUSY DAY YESTERDAY. BOUGHT SOME NEW BOXERS, ATE, MET A BIRD & DIDN'T GET HER NUMBER...BLAME IT ON THE RAIN. WENT TO THE STUDIO TO DO SOME VOICE OVER FOR MOBRODER, FELL ASLEEP IN THE STUDIO, ATE AGAIN, THEN SETTLED INTO MY NEW TEMPORARY CAGE. IT'S RAINING, I'M WORN OUT SO I STAYED HOME & WATCHED TV. WHILE FLIPPING THE CHANNELS I FOUND AN OLD EPISODE OF THE ROBIN BYRD SHOW ON PUBLIC ACCESS. A LOT OF YOU MAY NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS BUT OG NEW YORKERS DO. I USED TO WATCH ROBIN BYRD BACK IN THE MID TO LATE 80'S WHEN MY PARENTS WOULD GO TO SLEEP OR WHEN THEY WEREN'T HOME. CHANNEL J & MIDNIGHT BLUE WERE MY FIRST PORN EXPERIENCES AS A JR. PARROT GROWING UP IN MANHATTAN . BACK WHEN CABLE BOXES LOOKED LIKE THIS
THE DAYS OF WPIX & CLASSIC COMMERCIALS LIKE I'M REALLY GLAD THEY MADE THE CHILDRENS AID SOCIETY. THE ROBIN BYRD SHOW WAS LIKE A STRIPTEASE SHOW FOLLOWED BY RETARDED INTERVIEWS WITH THE DANCERS WHO WERE USUALLY PORN STARS. SHE'D ALSO HAVE MALE DANCERS & GAY PORN STARS ON SO I WOULD HAVE TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL OVER TO ARSENIO OR SOME SHIT UNTIL THE CONSTRUCTION WORKER WAS FINISHED OILING HIMSELF UP. THE BEST PART OF EVERY SHOW WAS AT THE END WHEN HER & HER GUESTS WOULD ALL DANCE & SING ALONG TO A SONG CALLED "BABY LET ME BANG YOUR BOX" THAT WAS AN OLDIE ABOUT A PIANO. UNFORTUNATELY I COULDN'T FIND THE CLIP
THIS IS HER
SHE WAS WAY OLDER THAN ALL THE OTHER GUESTS & WAY GROSS BUT BEFORE SHE WAS A TALK SHOW HOST SHE WAS A PORN STAR IN THE 70'S & LOOKED A LIL BETTER. SHE ALSO HAD THIS WORK OUT SHOW DURING THE DAY WHERE SHE WOULD WEAR SHORT SHORTS & WORK OUT BUT IN SEXY POSITIONS. SOMETIMES I'D HAVE TO PEEP THAT AFTER SCHOOL NAHMEAN. ANYWAY SHE'S STILL AROUND & HAS A WEBSITE. HERE'S A LIL TRIBUTE TO THE ONLY OTHER BIRD I CAN THINK OF WORTH MENTIONING ASIDE FROM ME, LARRY, & DONALD. THIS WAS ONE OF HER GUESTS LAST NITE...ENJOY
PUBLIC ACCESS WAS THE SHIT. FILLED WITH CRAZED CHARACTERS LIKE AL GOLDSTEIN (SCREW MAGAZINE) & UGLY GEORGE. WATCH THE VIDEO TO SEE WHAT I'M SQUAWKIN ABOUT. I HAD FORGOTTEN ROBIN BYRD WOULD ALSO CALL HER VIEWERS BYRD BRAINS
hahaha yeah i remember public access use 2 have some crazy shit on tv./.
Posted by PROMISE on January 08, 2009 6:59 PM
I HOPE THE MAFIA KILLS HIM (db).... MAYBE HIM AND PARIS SHOULD GET MARRIED AND LEAVE THE BLOGGING TO THE WINNERS!
Posted by Promise on January 08, 2009 6:56 PM
FUCK DAVID BORNOVSKI FOR STEALING MY BLACKBERRY! I WILL PAY YOU MONEY CASH MONEY TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HIM YOU GOD DAMN PARIS LOVER. HE STOLE MY BUSINESS PLANS. THANK GOD I HAVE BACK UP!!!!
DAVID - PORNO BORNO IS A RUSSIAN RAT AND SPOILED WHY WOULD HE STEAL A BROKE GIRLS PHONE THAT LIVES IN A CONDO AND HAS NO MONEY IN HER BANK ACCOUNT????
Posted by Naderi on January 07, 2009 7:51 PM
Heather and i used to watch that
Posted by japancakes on January 07, 2009 7:10 PM
AP def plucked a feather to that Robin Byrd guest. Build for speeeed
Posted by Jewish Par... on January 07, 2009 5:02 PM
Can't forget about Rappin with the Rickster...that was the shit on Public Access...And I second the motion of you having your own Public Access show, I think it would kill...I have a camera and video editing capabilities if your down...
Posted by Yo escapis... on January 07, 2009 1:16 PM
How they gonna confuse the AP with a LA poser. what is the world coming to?
On some real shit, press up some byrd tshirts and hold me down on one.
Posted by sherm on January 07, 2009 11:38 AM
well written
Posted by Cat Beater on January 07, 2009 10:59 AM
L O L!!! When i spent time at my cousins/family swanky apts. midtown away from Queens as a youngin' i would stay up to watch that shit. I was born in 79 so in them days it was a rush when you would hear some random ambient noise and gotta jump up to change the channel (even with the remote). NOW when i go midtown, 46th 2nd, i realize how fuckin boring and uppity the area is. I stay inside unless i go shopping or out to eat. "Mmmm my frappa fagga latte is delish!" ............... (shoot me)
Posted by shepards b... on January 07, 2009 10:35 AM
