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SHIT LIST
WHEN I GET MAD & I GET PISSED, I GRAB MY PEN & I WRITE OUT A LIST, OF ALL YOU ASSHOLES WHO WONT BE MISSED, YOU MADE MY SHIT LIST:

1. STEVE AOKI/COBRASNAKE, THE 2 BIGGEST CORN NUTS ON EARTH
2. HERBS WHO BITE MY LINES, THEN TURN AROUND & TALK SHIT ON THEIR WEBSITE NO ONE LOOKS AT
3. PEOPLE WHO SMILE IN MY FACE BUT BEHIND MY BACK TALK TRASH AKA HATERS, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
4. NEW ERA COLLABS, THE TERM COLLABO
5. THE TERM "STREETWEAR"
6. STREETWEAR BLOGS
7. GUPPY STREETWEAR KIDS WEARING RAYBANS, YOU PLAYED THE SHIT OUT
8. DUDES WHO GET DRESSED UP TO IMPRESS OTHER DUDES
9. CINESPACE ON TUESDAYS
10. PEOPLE WHO ASK ME WHY I DON'T LIKE STEVE AOKI, FUCK YOU
11.PEOPLE WHO LEAVE 4 MYSPACE BULLETINS IN A ROW
12.PEOPLE WHO THINK FACEBOOK IS BETTER THAN MYSPACE, THEY'RE BOTH FUCKIN WAK, STFU
13. AFROBOTS
14.PEOPLE WHO " HAVE A LINE", LIKE HAVING A CLOTHING LINE IS SOME ORIGINAL SHIT. THE NEXT TIME WE'RE AT A PARTY AND YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE LINE YOU HAVE IT BETTER BE THE KIND I CAN SNORT
15.PEOPLE WHO JUST STARTED A BLOG & WANT ME TO LINK IT
16.PEOPLE WHO LIE ABOUT HOLDING BIRD NIP BUT THEN YOU SEE EM COMING OUT THE STALL WITH ANOTHER DUDE TEN MINUTES LATER
17. PEOPLE WHO GET NO PUSSY EVER BUT TALK MAD SHIT
18. GIRL DJ'S WHO THINK THEY CAN ACTUALLY DJ
19. AMERICAN CRAPPARAREL
20. ED HARDY & CHRISTIAN AUDIGAY
21. PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE MOVING TO NY AS IF THEY WILL BE COOL THERE
22. PEOPLE WHO GET TOGETHER TO WATCH CRAP TELEVISION SHOWS
23. GAY ASS CLUB KIDS WITH STRING BANDANAS
24. PEOPLE WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NITE...OBVIOUSLY
25. GUPPY KIDS WHO WAIT IN LINE FOR SHIT EVEN THO THE STORE THEY ARE WAITING OUTSIDE OF THINK THAT THEY'RE WAK
26. PEOPLE WHO OWE ME MONEY BUT ARE OUT BUYING THEMSELVES SHIT & CLAIMIN THEY'RE BROKE WHEN I WANT MY 100 BUCKS
27. PEOPLE WHO RESELL ON EBAY
28.PEOPLE WHO BUY & RESELL KERMIT THE FROG TEE'S
29. ANY OTHER MUPPETS, FRAGGLE OR SESAME STREET CHARACTERS ON A T SHIRT
30. PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES & THROW STONES
31.STORES SELLING VINTAGE GEAR FOR MAD LOOT BUT WEREN'T EVEN BORN WHEN THAT SHIT WAS COOL IN THE FIRST PLACE
32. PEOPLE WEARING ROPE CHAINS & SHUTTER SHADES
33. LIL GUPPY RICH BITCHES WHO AREN'T EVEN HOT BUT HAVE MAD EXPENSIVE GEAR ON THAT DADDY BOUGHT THEM
34. PEOPLE WHO LEAVE ANONYMOUS HATE COMMENTS ON MY SITE, ITS EASY TO TALK SHIT HIDING BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER BITCH
35. PEOPLE WHO ASK "WHO'D YOU ROLL WITH" WHEN THEY SEE YOU AT A PARTY
36. PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED TO GO TO A PARTY ON THEIR OWN
37. PEOPLE WHO STAY HOME TO WATCH CRAPPY TV SHOWS INSTEAD OF GOING OUT, GET TIVO BITCH
38. PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE COOL BECAUSE OF THE STORE THEY WORK AT. YOU'RE A FUCKIN CLERK, GET ME A SIZE 10 & STFU
39. GIRLS WHO ONLY FUCK PRO SKATERS, AS IF YOU'RE SOMEHOW COOL CUZ YOUR GETTING FUCKED
40. PEOPLE WHO THINK NOT HAVING A BLACKBERRY IS WAK
41. PEOPLE WHO ARE CONSTANTLY ON THEIR BLACKBERRY TALKING ABOUT NOTHING TO NOBODIES
42. PEOPLE WHO USE THE WORD COLLABO WITHOUT LAUGHING ABOUT IT AFTER
43. PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE COOL CUZ THEY LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR A FEW YEARS
44. KIDS WHO WEAR RAIDERS SHIT CUZ ITS IN FASHION & PAID MAD LOOT FOR IT ON EBAY
45. JUSTICE
46.KANYE WEST
47. PEREZ HILTON
48. PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE ALWAYS IN A MEETING WHEN YOU CALL THEM BUT THEY'RE JUST SITTING AROUND THEIR HOUSE ON IM
49. UNDERGAGE KIDS AT CLUBS WHO THINK THEY ARE COOL CUZ THEY GOT IN, I'LL SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
50."FIXIES"
51. PEOPLE WHO BUY STREEWEAR TOYS OR WHATEVER THAT GAY SHIT IS
52. PEOPLE WHO HATE ON THEIR "FRIENDS" BEHIND THEIR BACKS
53. PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT BITING IS A FORM OF FLATTERY, THEY'RE USUALLY THE ONES BITING THE SHIT
54. OLD UGLY WOMEN WHO WORK THE DOOR AT BOLTHOUSE PARTIES & ACT LIKE CUNTS CUZ NO ONE WILL EVER FUCK THEM
55. PEOPLE WHO WEAR BANDANAS AROUND THEIR FACES LIKE TRAIN ROBBERS
56.PEOPLE WHO BUY STREETWEAR DOWN TO THE SOCKS & UNDERWEAR
57. STAGEDIVING RAVERS
58. "FRIENDS" WHO TRY TO GET INTO MY SISTERS PANTS & THINK I WON'T FIND OUT ABOUT IT
59. GIRLS WHO ROCK STREETWEAR & KNOW ABOUT IT
60. PEOPLE WHO ASK ME WHAT CAMERA I USE
61. ANYONE WHO WASN'T AROUND FOR GRUNGE OR COLORS & THINKS FLANNEL IS A PRODUCT OF STREETWEAR
62. PEOPLE WHO CALL ME A HATER 4 WRITING THIS. HATING IMPLIES JEALOUSY, I AIN'T JEALOUS OF ANYONE ON THIS LIST.
63.ANYONE FROM THE CAST OF THAT SEVENTIES SHOW ESPECIALLY YOU DANNY MASTERSON, YOU PLAYED YOURSELF HARD JUMPIN IN FOTOS WITH GAYOKI
64. WRESTLING SHOES
65. DJ'S WHO LIST EVERYWHERE THEY'VE EVER DJ'D ON A FLYER LIKE ANYONE GIVES A SHIT
66.GAY ASS TMZ
67.LIL GUPPY ARTSY FARTSY RICH KIDS WHO TAKE PICTURES OF THE SAME FUCKIN PEOPLE OVER & OVER AGAIN AT BEATRICE WITH A T4
68.MARY KATE & ASHLEY
69.DJS OVER 40 YEARS OF AGE WHO DRESS LIKE THEY'RE 20
70. LAX...NOT THE AIRPORT THE CLUB
71. ANYONE WEARING A FEDORA, VANS, RAYBANS, A FLANNEL & SKINNY JEANS ALL AT ONE TIME WAITING ON LINE ON FAIRFAX
72. PEOPLE WHO SAY HOLLA
73.PEOPLE WHO GET TO ROSEBOWL FLEAMARKET AT 6 AM
74. VALET AT 3 IN THE AFTERNOON
75.ANY GUY WEARING BEDAZZLED ZIP UP HOODIES
76. HATERS WHO CLAIM THEY DON'T LOOK AT MY BLOG BUT CHECK THAT SHIT 3 TIMES A DAY
77. MY GF
78.SINGLE WHITE FEMALES TRYING TO GROW A BEARD LIKE MINE
79. THE WORD BLOG
80.PEOPLE WHO DON'T THINK I'M MIDDLE EASTERN
81.BITCH ASS LIL KIDS WHO CALL ONE STREETWEAR COMPANY WACK BUT ARE WEARING HEAD TO TOE STREETWEAR FROM SOME OTHER WAK STREETWEAR COMPANY

WORK IN PROGRESS, CHECK BACK FOR MORE, READ THE COMMENTS & LEAVE YOUR OWN SHIT LIST.
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Blog Comments (109):
Posted by Drew. on August 20, 2008 6:23 PM
Wack ass people like Arab Parrot.
Posted by K BOOG on August 20, 2008 4:45 AM
1. The Arab Parrot
2. Hypocrites like the Arab Parrot
3. Everyone that agrees with the Arab Parrot
4. The Arab Parrot, the guy that claims to hate the term "streetwear," and then continues to use that word casually in five other rants
5. Nigs like the Arab Parrot that claim to have started ish, when they didn't even take part in it during the trend
Posted by dipset on August 19, 2008 10:24 AM
ugly pussyboy elitist crybabies
Posted by Helgen X on August 19, 2008 2:50 AM
1. People who makes blogs to talk shit about everything they do/have did.
Posted by dr0ne 0ne on July 10, 2008 4:16 PM
haha ive seen this alot in the 2000 era
asian bitches who think they can be gogo dancers and think they could move theyre ass,
these bitches dont even got ass to move.
funny shit though , and for real.
stop gogo dancing bitches you look silly.
oh and fuck THE ARAB PARROT
its all about the Argentinian toucan
just playin dog. keep those blogs comin.
peace , one love
Posted by Promise on July 03, 2008 11:25 AM

1. People that use Eboniks and never grew up in the hood.

2. Rock queers like Joel Madden that wear prison tattoos to look like they have been in jail...

3. How Urban Out-of-the-Closet Shit-Fitters make any original innovation turn into a trendy piece of garbage.

4. Deadbeat dads reward one kid by buying them a house and leave the other black sheep kid out to dry.

5. Jessica Alba for making 9 mil for being a REAL FUCKING CUNT and a terrible actress.

6. Skateboard companies that do lame t-shirt collabos

7. People that free-load off of other's talent just to make a name for themselves in the industry

8. Female electro artists that have no talent

9. How club music is now "in"

10. Knoki foot pads

11. People who put Tila Tequila on their top 8 on myspace because they think it makes them look cool.

12. Lames that wear their sidekick/I.phone on their belt in one of those holsters like they are all business.

13. Paris Hilton's nose

14. How everybody wore fedoras tilted to the side in 2000 but now everyone wears them straight up (and thinks they are super fresh for doing so)
Posted by northbiabi... on June 15, 2008 6:11 AM
people usually hates things that at one time they saw in themselves! usually that is. some of the things i hate or can't stand i never really liked though so i guess that's not really true.

i wanna try to just for fun
1. everyone that rocks those american apparel high waisted shirts/dresses, make it yourself its just cotton stiched up
2. girls that wear workout pants to the bar
3. hippie chicks that go tanning and wear fake hair extentions and then wear minimal makeup to look "so natural"
4.that fact that kanye west tries to be white and artsy all of a sudden
5. people who can't come up with any cool saying like for myspace so they put up those text pictures
6. persian girls who think they are hot and edgy
7. guys who wear suit jackets with jeans (duh)
8. people who go out and buy old records to decorate their apartment bnut have never listened to them or don't own a record player
9.people who won't admit they like to eat mcdonalds like once in awhile shut up
10. everything cool is not cool because of lame people who are good at being lame but don't have anything to say
Posted by mayonaise on June 10, 2008 11:07 PM
10. 50% of the people who post comments on this shit! Just don't do it, you don't have bright ideas!
Posted by mayonaise on June 10, 2008 11:04 PM
1. Corporate sponsors and the trick scenesters y who suck their cocks, and pimp out generations to do the same (i like that belvedere campaign, but shit is as bad as ian curtis in the converse ads.. just a different soup)
2. Bitches with loud whiney voices
3. Older guys
4. Younger guys
5. College kids
6. Hiroshi Fujiwara.. i'd like to read his biography.. don't believe the hype
7. People who forget that there is a whole world out there. For example, living in New York, people become so fucking insular and dog on other scenes.. bitch, you a townie, I don't care if the city is huge, you never leave your neighborhood anyway!
8. Hair gel
9. Angry dudes..... the kind that bought a car in high school and never quite made it past that status
Posted by player ham on June 10, 2008 7:10 PM
-promoters that put "pictures by..." and use that as a selling point to go to their cruddy party

-girls that think they have status when really they're just blowing some dude that has it and riding their coat tails into the party

- fruitboots
Posted by reader on May 29, 2008 4:29 PM
people who match tees with their kicks.
Posted by devonaoki on May 27, 2008 3:27 PM
wannabe hipsters who are dying to be photographed by cobrasnake so they can be official hipsters.
Posted by devonaoki on May 27, 2008 3:04 PM
steve aoki - itunes dj.
check his email, press the play button then stage dives. wannabe a rock star? start learning to play the guitar.... gay!
Posted by Kelly on May 14, 2008 1:24 PM
1. My fiance's stupid way of thinking at times
2. crying... i can't stand a baby crying or an adult.
3. half of my clothes, its time to get back into me
4. where i live
5. Calgary
6. stupid fucks who say they are my friends
7. people who complain about how many kids they have, bitch you opened your legs
8.math
9. anything with skulls on it..gay
10. the decor


Thanks! for letting me read your stuff it was definitely nice to vent.
p.s. i HATE THAT STUPID HOMO OFF OF TMZ...the long haired blond dude.. someone needs to smack him
Posted by  on April 20, 2008 10:25 PM
"42. PEOPLE WHO USE THE WORD COLLABO WITHOUT LAUGHING ABOUT IT AFTER"
nice one!!
i laugh about it all my life and i'm glad somebody finally agrees!!
i'm from indonesia and a lotta dumbass local rapper wanna-bes are doin' it and like puttin' shit on their own fugly face.
gay!!
Posted by  on April 03, 2008 9:55 PM
1. all the bitches in brownbabies
2. both the bitches in the spin off version of the brown babies... dimepiece.
3. american apparel people and their entire existence
4. blogging. get a real life (i need one)
5. design school (you were too stupid to get into a 4 year admit it)
6. the fucking pussycat dolls. only one of you sings you nasties.
7. guys who fuck euro bitches and try to get ass when they come back.
8. everyone that lives in la. get the fuck over yourselves.
9. california taxes on stoges.
10. the word stoges and wack white people using them.
11. white people into hip hop. fuck off.
12. mexicans who think they're tough. fuck you, you make me and my family look bad.
13. TRANSIONING HIPSTERS. STOP LIVING IN ECHO PARK. IT'S NOT IRONIC THAT YOU'RE WHITE AND LIVE IN A PRODOMINATELY LATINO NEIGHBORHOOD.
14. city of los angeles. CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING STREETS.
15. ucla alumni. fuck you you pretentious pieces of dog shit. you're still stupid.
16. people who talk shit to be haters. fuck you.
17. the fucking cha cha lounge. STOP SERVING BITCH DRINKS.
18. love. fuck you.
19. shitty friends. get aids and croak.
20. fuck dudes thinking that they dress better than me. you're dipshits i don't care how special or how much your shoes are. they suck and you're broke. so fuck you.
21. being a bitter vagina. fuck that.


done.
Posted by  on April 03, 2008 4:14 PM
number 79: people who give a phuck what arab parrot thinks. its phuckin blog, 12 year olds have this shit.

-curtis parker
Posted by  on April 02, 2008 7:57 PM
1. My Girlfriend(too ugly to find another broad who will fick me)
2.Guido spaghetti dick fucks from jersey or long island
3.Mr Kim nobody cares about him or what he "says"
4.filipino streetwear kids pinay/pinoy = pienis
5.The kids who sk8 in front of the supreme store in soho
6.the kids who sk8 the supreme bowl in La
7. DCMA collective
8.female streetwear anything
9.Clean dirty looking people,your beard and shitty clothes smell like neutrogena/sean john unforgivable
10.sean john/ puffdaddy/ and the whole 2008 badboy family
11.3 story booth at magic
12.MAGIC
Posted by  on April 02, 2008 12:41 PM
when you make a sandwich, like a big fuck off one, with bacon, chicken, tomato, lettuce, mayo, slapped between to pieces of that chunky bread. perfectly toasted. and then you take a bite, ONE BITE, and all the filling falls out and splats on the floor. that is probably the one thing i hate most in the world.
Posted by  on April 01, 2008 6:21 PM
1. People who have to shop at whole foods acting like they are being all into organic shit
2. vegans
3. vegetarians, If god didn't want people to eat meat, he wouldn't have made cows out of it
4. Clarks (Glasses without lenses) If you're gonna wear glasses have some fucking lenses in them
5. Hippy Faggots
6. People who try to act all intelectual fuck you
7. People who tie their jeans into their shoe laces
8. Gay ass candy raver kids, Go suck on your fucking binky
10. Benihana's...it's all about kisho
11. Skanks
12. www.redslurpeee.com, You blow, you jacked the cobrasnake's layout...cobrasnake sucks dick anyway
13. My space bathroom photo shoots
14. Kid's who try to start their own photography business with their shitty digi cams, Taking pictures of something up close isn't photography you fucks
15. People who say Tupac is still alive but didn't even listen to Tupac in the first place
16. Tupac blows
17. People who take myspace pictures with their shirt off...YOURE BUFF, NICE!
18. Raised truck ass faggots
19. Fuck ICP
20. All Over Print Rules! not.
Posted by  on April 01, 2008 1:42 PM
1.When your bangin a chick and the condom snaps and she had aids so now you have aids. thats bad.
2. Two girls one cup, good to watch bad to do.
3. The price of a 9800 GX2 graphics card.
4. "Friends" who accuse you of stealing their gold chain and say they are gonna come to your house and knock you out. wastemen.
5. Israel, fuck them, they can suck my balls.
Posted by  on April 01, 2008 2:08 AM
1. davidson for fucking up my bracket
2. people who hate on the hundreds because they blew up.
3. being broke
4. sorority girls at my school who are bomb and loose but won't fuck me just because im not in a frat

this blog is great, be easy parrot!




Posted by  on March 31, 2008 3:30 PM
You're fucking amazing Parrot. Nobody has the balls to call anybody out these days. http://media.uber.com/images/mypage/btn_post_comme nt.png
http://media.uber.com/images/mypage/btn_post_comme nt.png
Posted by  on March 31, 2008 3:20 AM
people wearing the TERRORIST SCARVES,.. like wtf i jus wanna slice their throat.. ur not middle eastern so dont rock it..
Posted by  on March 29, 2008 1:35 AM
heehee, the runaway train strikes again! all funny and all true - especially #21 & #43.
luvn u lil rez
Posted by  on March 28, 2008 4:10 PM
this shit should be its own blog... amazing.. and yeah fuck bluetooth hedsets....
Posted by  on March 28, 2008 3:49 PM
Hipsters in self-denial who hate on other hipsters for being hipsters.
Posted by The Arab P... on March 28, 2008 3:12 PM
You get no airplay here
Posted by  on March 28, 2008 3:18 AM
bestbestbsetbestbbset
more hate lists
more "you're wrong because you are"
more "nonononononono"

more birdnip and arabparrot.
Posted by  on March 27, 2008 8:26 PM
cant we just all get along.

Posted by  on March 27, 2008 4:58 PM
my bad thanks to #74.
Posted by  on March 27, 2008 4:57 PM
#73.
thanks I'll check it.
Posted by  on March 27, 2008 3:38 PM
big berd "keeps it real"
Posted by The Arab P... on March 27, 2008 3:22 PM
#1 of 73 is right on, if all you kids started rockin vintage shit I would blow my brains out. Luckily you can't just wait in line for that shit. I don't hate things on the list because without those people I would have no material. If I didn't have people hating then I would be doing something wrong. Keep doing what you're doing people.
Posted by  on March 27, 2008 3:21 PM
-girls with low self esteem
-girls who flirt with other guys when they got boyfriends
-skateboarding with shorts on
-dr. phil and his wife
-bono
-skate hoes
-self absorbed hipsters
-streetwear
-puma shoes
-ugs
Posted by  on March 27, 2008 2:23 PM
Dont believe the hype beast is now satchelofgravel.com
Posted by  on March 27, 2008 2:08 PM
1. People who hate on my generation wearing "streetwear" (?) You would be pissed if we started wearing readiers caps and vintage shit, right?
2. Detroit City Council. Wasting all that time on Kwame ,actin a damn fool, thats why the money wont fuck with us.
3.Michigan weather, its 2:03 in April and I see SNOW!
4. Chaldean weed.
5. Closet grown weed, tastes like shit.
6. String head bands.
7. The Burbs.
8. Lining up outside of stores for fucking clothes. GET A LIFE.
Unhate List
1. The Hundreds (sorry guys)
2. The Arab Parrot
3.Cali Weed.
4.Adult Swim (I have insomnia)
5. The fact that I've have dyslexia for 17 years. I had no idea.
Posted by  on March 27, 2008 12:38 PM
come to barcelona... you won't find any wack shit over here. except for the international skate hoes who come over and bring all their hate luggage with them.

fuck US media. fuck consumerism.
xoxo
Posted by  on March 27, 2008 12:10 PM
ARAB P:
STOP HATING ON PEEPS WHO WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT, LIKE ME. I CAN NOT HELP IT, WHEN YOU COOL, THE SUN SHINES ON YOU 24 HOURS A DAY.
Posted by  on March 27, 2008 9:00 AM
people who don't understand right-of-way on the freeway or at stop signs.

guys who will wear a nike t-shirt with some sketchers on.

wireless bluetooth headsets.

johnny cupcakes.

resellers.

people who sing along at shows.

erik brunetti.

all of the female streetwear brands.

longboarders.

car stereo going on the fritz.

groupies who work the merch table.

people who call fitted hats "lids."

lag on xbox live.

dipset rollerblading team.

endless attempts at being "true new yorkers" by people living in new york.

when you ask for a double and they just give you a bigger cup.

people who ask me to do a kickflip.

ex-jocks turned hardcore kids.

photographers who think they're doing the most important shit in the world.

skating in shorts.

swarovski crystals.

people who wear the t-shirt of the band that's playing at the show to the show.

people who play world of warcraft.
Posted by  on March 27, 2008 3:53 AM
Stop me if you've heard this one before:

A ______ and a ____ and a _______ and a ______, walk into a store:


-Just saying'
Posted by  on March 27, 2008 1:48 AM
i love you arab parrot. marry me?
Posted by The Arab P... on March 27, 2008 12:30 AM
FUCK YOU
Posted by  on March 27, 2008 12:27 AM
and when people write in all caps too.
Posted by  on March 27, 2008 12:05 AM
the arab parrot is the heir apparent

#11 mad cause he joined the army, homo
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 10:11 PM
Please keep doing your thing, chirp on, Parrot!
Fuck these toys that talk shit and get butt hurt over people speaking the truth.
The list needs more updates constantly, keep it coming my Habibi!!!
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 9:26 PM
fuck all this hating.
fuck g.w. and all the cronies
fuck boston
fuck people who hate on fixed gears
fuck having to make responsible decisions
fuck a pretty girl and tell her you love her and believe/hope you mean it
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 8:11 PM
fuck the whack shit on serato (53). Fuck x 2 the fuckers jockin the asshole playin the whack shit on serato, especially the ones copying the hard drive. Love this post... looking forward to the non-shit list, i bet aoki / cobrasnake are on that one too.
Posted by The Arab P... on March 26, 2008 7:41 PM
HAHAHAHAHA, No Bitch. This is for the jealous hater, you know who you are. Raiders shit is only nostalgic to people from LA? Only a fucking queer who is bummed that he ain't shit in LA would even think of saying that bs. Thats like calling out Chuck D or RUN DMC for wearing a raiders hat. Let me guess only people from MIAMI can wear a hurricanes hat too right. Your a gay lord who's bummed that hes wak & gets no respect for the little shit you think you know. You don't like seeing pics of my face on here then stop jocking my site so hard and go check out another blog. You suck my dick on the down low and try to disrespect me in my own house? Sittin around at your gay ass 9-5 leaving comments on here trying to blow up my spot? You get no airplay here faggot. Makes your blood boil huh?
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 7:38 PM
um to # 6
Fuck LA
New York is the shit
ur ass probably wanted to move here just like everyone else in Cali
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 7:12 PM
muahahahahha....shits hilarious
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 6:42 PM
1. Fuck people who hate on fixies.
2. Kids with nice bike gear that didn't work for it.
3. People hate on techno/electro/house
4. This blog
5. Me.
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 6:38 PM
reminds me of 25th hour shit
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 5:41 PM
#1 Niggas who think calling someone out is hating. The reason why a lot of the stuff on these lists exists is b/c everyone is so scared to say they don't like something. No "yes" men in '08.
#2 Obama-riders w/out any facts A.K.A. niggas riding for anything w/out rhyme or reason.
#3 Niggas (both black and white) who try to act like they can school somebody on the streets just cuz they caught a spark off the latest episode of "The Wire" or whatever nigga stuff they dig on.
#4 Niggas who refuse to educate themselves b/c they think it's not "hard".
#5 Idiots who be like "gangstas don't dance, they boogie" or "gangstas don't smile" or "respect my gangsta". a) If you ain't a gangsta, shut up. b) Nigga, you ain't no gangsta, and you know if your girl was like "come dance w/ me" or "i love your smile" (on some shanice tip), you'd be cheesin and cuttin a rug like there was no tomorrow.
#6 Fools who are sleeping on the Rap Eldra, Micah James.

PEACE
PEACE
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 5:14 PM
"pretty bitches with nothing to say.... ugly bitches with mad flavor that you fuck and then gotta justify the shit in your head like damn i wish that bitch was just a lil bit cuter... "

that shit is genius....

-T.O.
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 5:06 PM
WHATS UP WITH THE KIDS WHO USED TO BE INTO HOUSE MUSIC / HIP HOP THAT ARE ALL OF A SUDDEN COOL INDY ROCK KIDS?
ALL THE KIDS THAT USED TO ROCK BAGGY JEANS AND HAVE SUDDENLY SWITCHED TO SKINNY JEANS.
I REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE YOU FUCKING POSERS.
WHATS UP WITH ALL THESE MASHUP POSERS WHO PLAY WACK SHIT ON SERATO??? "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" WAS NEVER FUCKING DOPE YOU WACK FUCKS!
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 4:47 PM
I HATE HATERS... the police ... the d.a... feds.. cia..fbi...cnn...tnt...nbc...cbs...fake hiphop.... wck vibes...pretty bitches with nothing to say.... ugly bitches with mad flavor that you fuck and then gotta justify the shit in your head like damn i wish that bitch was just a lil bit cuter... fatburger... fuck fatburger... LA pizza wht the fuck is the problem bread sauce cheese how fuckin hard can that be... people who dont know shit nd wanna tell you something... security who get shook and act shay when you roll thru deep.... bitch ass niggas who do bitch ass shit... people who never scrap ever but talk about tht shit all the fuckin time.... people who are gonna do shit..."friends" you cant find when you need something... "friends" who blow you up when they need something.... sucka mc's ... grown and sexy...the police... stds... crack (in rock form).. the pliht of my people.... capitalism.. consumerism...colonialism... all those shady isms.... liars... people who think that something you purchase can make you cool..... the way my pops without fail calls me every saturday at 9am estcoast time and wonders why i sound cracked out and pissed.... im coming down pops and its 6am i just got home hit me later asshole.... being broke... having fucked up credit... driving on suspended liscensces... doing everything shady... buster.. and people with mad dogs (more than 1) in an apt.... fucktards... people who think any of this bullshit "makes them cool"... peace and props to all the kds holding down love for the sake of love .. emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds... cas digs saying right on to the real and deth to the fakers....... uno
Posted by The Arab P... on March 26, 2008 3:53 PM
WHO'S HATING ON NY?
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 3:34 PM
Beautiful
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 12:05 PM
all these motherfuckas lack self esteem and hate being called out for their daily disguises. crooks new era, diamond fucci belt, hundreds leggings/socks, whatever you want to call them. shit is comedy. new industry move from streetwear to youwear. define yourself robot.

wake up.
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 11:15 AM
No need to hate on NYC. We support your shit
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 11:02 AM
POST 39 IS ON POINT!

DC SUCKS DICK. TYLER HANSBROUGH SUCKS DICK. LUPE SUCKS DICK. AND PERPETUAL CLUBHEADS SUCK MUCHO COCK.
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 7:19 AM
1. Niggaz hating on things you rocked three months ago
2. People from LA who bitch on NYC. Don't be going to the Limelight reunion and staying at your uncles in Yonkers and step like you have an opinion. LA can lick on my balls. It is filled with NYC rejects anyway.
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 6:42 AM
OH YEAH

FUCK THE CRAPPY DOLLAR NOW CHINA IS GONNA BE THE NEXT SUPERPOWER WAY TO GO USA
FUCK TAY ZONDAY DAT NIGGA SOLD THE FUCK OUT
FUCK OCTOCAT
FUCK 4CHAN EVERYBODY'S ON IT NOW
FUCK NIKE ID WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING WHEN YOURE DESIGNING A SHOE? YOU DONT GET POINTS FOR EVERY FUCKING BRIGHT NEON GAY AS FUCK COLOR YOU SLAP ON THE SHOE
FUCK NIKE AIR MAX 1'S
FUCK ALIFE
FUCK COLUMNS
FUCK NEO-CON
FUCK FOX NEWS
FUCK AUSTRALIA
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 6:30 AM
FUCK A JOB
FUCK THE INTERNET I CANT UNSEE ALL THIS BULLSHIT
FUCK THE INTERNET AGAIN NOW IM SOME EXISTENTIALIST PSEUDO CLEVER EUROFAG
FUCK THE MEDIA ITS LIKE WATCHING LITTLE LEAGUE SOCCER
FUCK PEOPLE WHO CONSUME OPINIONS LIKE ITS SOME WAY TO EXPRESS THEIR IMAGE START FUCKING THINKING FOR YOURSELF
FUCK DEMOCRACY, DEMOCRACY AND CONSUMER SOCIETY DOESNT WORK

Posted by  on March 26, 2008 6:29 AM
people who talk about people looking wak with sunglasses with no lenses on blogs.. it doesn't need to be mentioned..
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 4:39 AM
wow long list.. but never the less amazing
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 4:11 AM
yo post 39 - the LES is busy holdin it down, act like you know -
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 2:17 AM
This post about Aoki vs. a bloody pussy (literally) gave me dry heaves (literally) ..........but it doesn't end there..............if you read the comments girlys be posting that, they too have boned Aoki...and on and on...Anyone wanting the dry heaves, read it here (below all the MOB pics) :
http://jezebel.com/353510/married-to-the-mobs-part y-attracted-cool-kids-and-crazed-steve-aoki-fans
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 2:08 AM
1. Lupe Fiasco
2. Motherfuckers who go "clubbin" on a wednesday
3. $100 BBC shirts, what the fuck are they made out of, spun gold? human hair?
4. All the candy colored bull shit in the clothing game. Kids dress like they fell out of a 80's cartoon
5. Tyler Hansbrough
6. debt collectors
7. Lower east side, WHAT THE FUCK are you assholes doing over there?
8. DC nightlife, christ almighty does the chocolate city residents suffer
9. DC daylife, fuck
10. Meter maids
11. People who wear ipods while driving. GET a FUCKING stereo you cheap fucker
12. Atlantic City
13. Candy colored bullshit. Its the worst shit.

respect to parrot man, this site is now bookmarked.
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 1:11 AM
#Done

People who are to scared to say everything thing they just said on here, in real time............MAN THE FUCK UP, or get to the the way side.

Nice experiment here, up to the ups Parrot Man.
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 12:39 AM
1. Girls who rock bootleg bags but front like they're real
2. American Apparel campaign photos; the dirty scraggly look is not cute. you make enough money to provide hair, makeup, and even the much needed grooming (i.e. cooch waxing)
3. People that wear the 'best' of everything all in one shot
4. Fobby ass fashion blogger(s) who can't dress for shit and sweat the wackest stuff

That's it for now.
Posted by  on March 26, 2008 12:32 AM
1. people who wear glasses with no lenses. you look retarded, asshole.
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 11:23 PM
People who buy skateboard decks only to hang them on their wall.
Posted by The Arab P... on March 25, 2008 10:52 PM
I post shit everday & no comments but when I open up the hate gates shit gets flooded
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 9:47 PM
Mad negativity up in this piece. Stop all the hating and perpetrating, I want to share a list the things that I love:
1. Jesus and vitamins
2. yearbooks
3. Sushi and rice
4. Cheese!
5. Niggas
6. tits and toes
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 8:39 PM
1. PARTY PHOTOGRAPHERS - Just cuz you have a camera, doesn't mean you should be listed on a flyer.
2. STUCK UP BARTENDERS - "Get me a drink bitch"
3. ASPIRING ACTORS - Many of which fall into #2
4. MUSIC CONFERENCES - SXSW / WMC / CMJ - Over it. (http://www.thedailyswarm.com/swarm/winter-music-co nference-2008-top-10-reasons-youre-not-going-miami -year/)
5. PEOPLE WHO GO TO CLOTHING TRADESHOWS FOR THE PARTY
6. MY BOOKIE
7. SERATO DJ'S WHO NEVER OWNED VINYL AND BROUGHT THE PAY RATE DOWN FOR EVERYONE.
8. MYSPACE
9. YOUR MOM
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 8:11 PM
This list is really good
but I THINK IT NEEDS,
WHEN MULATTO GIRLS ACT REALLY WHITE, LIKE THEY HAVE ETHNIC GUILT? AND DONT LIKE BEING CALLED MULATTO. AND TELL YOU TO CALL THEM BIRACIAL .CUZ MULATTO COMES FROM MULE
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 7:24 PM
"16.PEOPLE WHO LIE ABOUT HOLDING BIRD NIP BUT THEN YOU SEE EM COMING OUT THE STALL WITH ANOTHER DUDE TEN MINUTES LATER"

FUCK YAYO.. IT SHOULD BE ON THIS LIST.. IT"S HALF THE REASON THESE HIPSTERS FRUITS GET THEMSELVES ALL PUMPED UP, "I WANNA START A LINE, ETC ETC"... FUCK DAT. I DONT WE BE NEAR A BATHROOM AT A CLUB UNLESS I ACTUALLY GOTTA PISS.
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 6:40 PM
actualy 29, suckin a dick is still pretty gay in my book - but i see what youre sayin
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 6:24 PM
1) Guys who are interested in what other men wear and what other brands men like and furthermore...criticize other mens clothing. Doesn't get any gayer than that...
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 6:22 PM
i love how this shit is interactive.

heres mine.

1. fuck club promoters. they all swear they're the shit, have all these dipshit nightlifelink or whatever pics on myspace with some lame brain label whores. and they seem to think because they have a "company" and can make money throwing parties they are fucking Puff Daddy or some shit.

that's it.
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 6:22 PM
did anyone mention, guys trying to impress other guys with their "kit"? that has to be way more gay than wearing girls jeans.
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 6:21 PM
The Hundreds is fresh yo!
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 6:12 PM
dude , can u hook me up with your sister?
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 4:46 PM
Fuck Bobby and the Fat kid, their line is the worst thing since Gotcha........and fuck the dummies that line up to buy it......
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 4:40 PM
american apparel really does need to go. it's the epitome of 'buy this because everyone else does and you have no mind of your own'. seriously, let bad fashion from the 80s fucking die already
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 4:06 PM
*kids that complain about shitty pot but ask where the blunts at ever 2 minutes
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 3:33 PM
Commenter #17 is a hater. It's your fault you're wack.
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 3:22 PM
100. UGLY GIRLS WHO JOCK STREETWEAR. YOU FORGOT ABOUT THAT BRO. YOU ALSO FORGOT TO MENTION THE GIRLS WHO TALK ABOUT THEMSELVES LIKE THEY ARE SO FANTASTIC BUT REALLY THEY ARE FAT UGLY COCKHEADS HUNGRY FOR COCK. ITS A SAD WORLD. YES HATE PERPETUATES HATE. AND THE FAT CUNT THAT WROTE THAT COMMENT IS PROBABLY A FUCKING HATER AND HIGH ON COKE AT 4AM SO STFU
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 2:54 PM
posted by guest
"15.JUNYA WATANABE."


SO WRONG.
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 2:29 PM
GIRLS WHO ONLY DATE BLACK DUDES.
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 2:25 PM
39. GIRLS WHO ONLY FUCK SKATERS

this sounds fantastic to me. bring me those girls and in return ill teach you to skate. its a win/win situation
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 2:15 PM
1) $30+ for a damn t-shirt
2) "streetwear" companies cumming together to design a damn $30+ t-shirt
3) orange chicken with a 1/2 inch layer of sugar coated on it
4) EVERYONE biting old ideas. come up with new shit
5) retro nike air assault with visible air pocket. what the fuck is that?
6) girls with mad money dressing like they are poor
7) people who wear raiders gear & they're not even fans. parrot- i see you perched up with your raiders gear & then claiming the giants. what the fuck?
8) flavor flav
9) ll cool j & his new bedazzled clothing line
10) frogskins- they were originally worn by pre-teen surf kids- now every hipster in town has them on
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 1:24 PM
Come to canada.. we don't really care about any of this trife shit.
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 12:16 PM
You totally forgot about the wanna-be photographers. What kid of list is this!?
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 7:11 AM
PEOPLE WHO ASK ME WHY I HATE STEVE AOKI/ COBRASNAKE

DOUCHEBAGS. Only famous for bein' Benihana's kid and for bein' an idiot with a camera and underage hooker, respectively. Someone needs to bic Aoki's head, that bitch is straight up femme.
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 4:11 AM
hate perpetuates hate,your sorrow for super americana is getting you nowhere,but a hot head.your pretty wak yourself for thinking that someone will give you some positive reinforcement for your hate,you might not know it but your humble beginings most likely started off with you dabbling with all of these trends listed.you live and learn,you can act like your so damn cool ,but your just a damned human,like us all,and you probably smell really bad in the summer,i hve arabian friends,and they smell terrible,no offense.your blog i s informative kinda,goodnite.
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 3:31 AM
my first time to this blog funny ass shit. there are more birds out there like myself.
almost reminds me of "dont believe the hype beast" but better.
whatever happened to that shit.
peace out
5000
class of 94
Posted by The Arab P... on March 25, 2008 3:13 AM
FOR THE DOUCHE WHO LEFT THAT LAST COMMENT ABOUT ME CARING ABOUT #12, I WAS KIDDING, I COULD CARE LESS IF YOU HATE ME. YOU FALL UNDER #34 BITCH
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 2:29 AM
So true on Ed Hardy. Freaking leather-skinned old dudes wearing that shit with a faux-hawk. Mr. Cool with the 5 year interest only loans. Trying hard as -fuck to mack on some 4 out of 10 tourist chicks on a Saturday at some douchecanoe club. Go drive your leased S500 into a wall.

-Desert Yuppies in the AV.

-Trying to make my own list in someone else's blog.
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 2:13 AM
1.ED HARDY
2.ELECTRO, TECHNO, AND GAY ASS HOUSE MUSIC
3.BIG GIRLS
4.HOLLYWOOD CLUBS WITH ED HARDY DRESS CODES
5.BROKE MA'FUCKERS


Posted by  on March 25, 2008 1:19 AM
1.Fuck the hundreds and there wack clothes
2.Fuck everything made in china
3.Fuck making shit in china.
4.Hummer SUVs
5.New Era
6.Hollywood
7.Hipsters
8.Silverlake,echo park,and any surronding cities
9.Fixed Geared Fags
10.New York
11.New York homo's that come to Los Angeles and open stores then think they are from LA,you aint from LA go the fuck back to New York.
12.China made shit
13.Fuck all you as well
Posted by The Arab P... on March 25, 2008 1:06 AM
WRONG ON #12
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 1:05 AM
haha, i like it.
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 12:35 AM
Lets add more.

1.FUCK THE HUNDREDS, YOU'RE SHIT IS DUMBING DOWN THE CONSUMER, AND YOUR STORE FRONTS ARE GONNA GET HIT ON THE SAME NIGHT....
2.FUCK PRETENDINISTA'S AND THEIR LEGGINGS AND HEAD BANDS.
3.TO ADD TO #1 FUCK THE FOLLOWING:
ROGUE STATUS
DIAMOND SUPPLY (NICK DIDNT YOU GET YOUR ASS BEAT AT YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY?)
4.CROOKS AND CASTLES.....LITTLE KIDS DON'T RUN GUNS, THEY USE DADDY'S CREDIT CARDS.
5.KIDS WHO WORK AT STORES AND START BRANDS BASED ON THEIR NAMESAKE OF WORKING AT THE STORE.
6.WEBSITES WHERE YOU BATTLE USING YOUR DEADSTOCK SHOES.
7.ADJUSTABLE NEEDLE NOSE PLIERS.....
8.BITCHES WHO ASK TO BE BOUGHT A DRINK, IF I EVEN CARE, OR HAVING A OFF NIGHT, ILL GET THE BARTENDERS ATTENTION, THATS IT
9.BANDANNA GRAPHICS
10.MONEY GRAPHICS
11.80'S GRAPHIC
12.PARROT SHIT
13.BATHING APE........LET IT DIE, LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE 10 YEARS AGO.
14.HIROSHI FUJIWARA.......HE BROUGHT STUSSY TO JAPAN, THAT'S IT.
15.JUNYA WATANABE.
16.W-TAPS
17.REISSUED ANYTHING
18.MAX HEDROM
20.FAIRFAX POST 2000
21.KANYE WEST
22.THIS POSTING.

-WKJ
Posted by  on March 25, 2008 12:00 AM
Funny shit. Funny seeing these Brentwood kids wearing Cross Colours 'n shit, knowing good and damn well they would of got jacked for that shit 15-16 years ago. I dunno, I rarely encounter them in the AV. I stick to Lancaster Jethawks shit, hah,
Posted by  on March 24, 2008 9:41 PM
55. People like me, who almost forgot about L7.
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