LAID UP FOR 3 DAYS NOW WITH THE BIRD FLU, BEEN HITTIN THE MUCINEX HARD. HERE'S SOME PICS FROM THE LAST TIME I WAS SEEN IN PUBLIC, FRIDAY THE 13TH, FLEW 2 TEDDIES. ON MY WAY UPSTAIRS I RAN INTO MY HOMEY ED LAUTER. HE'S BEEN IN A MILLION MOVIES, I KNOW HIM FROM CLASSICS LIKE GLEAMING THE CUBE, YOUNGBLOOD, GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN, & REAL GENIUS...
TEDDIES WAS A MAD HOUSE. I DON'T LIKE TAKING PICS IN THERE UNLESS THEY'RE EPIC
ROCKY DENNIS FROM MASK WAS UP IN THE PIECE. JUST KIDDING, IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE FLYING TOMATO, SHAUN WHITE RIDES FOR TEAM PARROT
NO?
BACK UP PARTY FOOTAGE PROVIDED BY ELI
NOW BACK TO ME
YOU SAY ITS YOUR BDAY
IT'S MY BDAY TOO YEAH. I HATE THAT FUCKIN SONG. FOUND DWAYNE WAYNE GLASSES
AFTER WE FLEW TO SOME HOUSE PARTY BEHIND THE CHATEAU. THE HIGHLIGHT WAS RUNNING INTO A GIRL I REMEMBER FROM MY HIGH SCHOOL DAYS IN NY. I USED TO BE LIKE "YO WHATS THAT GIRLS NAME WHO WEARS THE SCHERLING & GOES TO YORK PREP?"
OH THATS ANGELA
ELI & JEMZ, THE TYPE OF GUYS WHO GO TO THE BATHROOM TO SMELL OTHER PEOPLES SHIT
THE PARTY WAS AS GAY AS THIS HOMOSAPIENS STEEZ SO WE JET'D
PERFECT TIMING FOR A FOTO SESH WITH SOME RANDOM BUSTED CHICK WITH THE CHEESY BELT BUCKLE & BAD SHOES/CLIFFHANGERS TOES
THE REMAINDER OF THE NITE WAS ME ON VOCALS & JOHNNY ON DRUMS
SATURDAY THE 14TH, WOKE UP ON THE COUCH WITH FULL BLOWN AIDS. I'VE BEEN DEATHLY ILL EVER SINCE
I SAW
A SIGN...MAY THE BEST BIRD WIN