MONDAY RODE AROUND ON THE NY BIRDMOBILE. CAUGHT THIS LIL FAT DUDE PERVIN OUT ON THAT BUTT LAYIN NEXT TO HIM WHILE SUCKIN ON A BOGEY
MONDAY NIGHT ON MY WAY TO MOTOR CITY...

WHERE I MET THIS GERMAN BIRD FROM BERLIN THERE A WEEKS AGO. I WAS DRUNK. SHE GAVE ME HER DIGITS. WE TEXTED A FEW TIMES. SHE SAID SHE WAS AN ACTRESS. FEW DAYS LATER I WAS AT HOME DOING RESEARCH ON GERMAN PORN. WHEN I TYPED IN GERMAN THIS VIDEO CAME UP TITLED "GERMAN GIRL FUCKS PIZZA BOY." I WATCHED IT & WAS LIKE WTF IT'S THE SAME CHICK! SO I MET UP WITH HER AGAIN FOR A DRINK TO INVESTIGATE. SHE DIDN'T LOOK AS GOOD AS THE GIRL IN THE VIDEO BUT WHO KNOWS WHEN SHE MADE IT. I ASKED SOME QUESTIONS BUT SHE WAS REAL VAGUE. SAID SHE WORKED IN A THEATER & IT WAS REAL PHYSICAL WORK? SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO MOVE TO NY BUT HAD TO GO BACK TO BERLIN TO WORK STUFF OUT WITH HER AGENCY? HERE'S THE LINK TO THE VID YOU DECIDE..."GERMAN GIRL FUCKS PIZZA BOY"...DUDES WEARING AN ED HARDY HAT. THIS PIC IS CRAZED IMAGINE HER W/ OUT THE MAKE UP
ANYWAYS, SPARKS DIDN'T FLY. NOT MY TYPE PLUS I COULDN'T STAND HER ACCENT SO I TOLD HER I WAS GOIN TO THE ATM & DIPPED. I MET UP W/ CRAIG & ROLLED TO A FEW DIFFERENT SPOTS





HAD TEN MINUTES TO GET BACK TO THE SPOT BEFORE THE DOORMAN LEFT AT 4 OR I'D BE LOCKED OUT AGAIN. THE HOMEY GAVE ME A RIDE ON HIS MOPED
DIDN'T MAKE IT IN TIME. THE SUPER SAW ME LURKIN OUTFRONT WAITIN FOR SOMEONE TO OPEN THE DOOR & SAID HE WAS GONNA CALL THE COPS. HAD NO MONEY CUZ I LOST MY WALLET. WALKED AROUND FOR A WHILE. LAST TIME I EAT THERE
ENDED UP CRASHING DOWN THE STREET IN THE LAUNDROMAT ON THE FOLDING TABLE...RAD. FINALLY GOT INTO THE CRIB AT LIKE 7 & SLEPT ALL DAY. CRAIG PICKED ME UP IN THE EVENING & WE WENT TO K.CAPPELLO SHOW AT MILK. GOT STONED IN THE RIDE & WAS IN A BAD MOOD SO I DIDN'T TAKE MANY FLICKS. I ALWAYS WANTED THAT 80'S SKATER CUT BUT MY HAIR AIN'T STRAIGHT

THE GODS MUST BE CRAZED
I DIDN'T KNOW WHO WAS MORE RETARDED... PIGMAN OR THE DUDE WITH THE CAPE, SHORTS, PANTYHOSE COMBO
UNTIL I RAN INTO DUDE WEARIN THE SAME SHIT 2 DAYS LATER
AFTER WE DROVE AROUND FOR A MINUTE. CRAIG POINTED THIS BIRD BENT OVER
DID A DRIVE BY...MISSED THE PUKE
THEN WE WENT TO THIS NEW SPOT AVENUE. BIRD CAGE UP IN THERE. WASN'T IN THE MOOD TO PARTY DOWN TILL I PERCHED UP NEXT TO SEVS
WANTED ME TO FLAP MY WINGS
HEADS LOOKIN AT ME LIKE U DA MAN. GAS'D MY BIRD BRAIN UP. SET ME UP FOR THE KISS OF THE BLACK WIDOW
PART 2
SNATCH
SUPER SNATCH
WENT HOME WITH THIS BIRD IN A LIMO... WELL A BUNCH OF US DID
LEFT HER CRIB AT 7 AM. WALKED TO THE TRAIN. SAT DOWN W/ A HOMELESS DUDE ON HOUSTON WHO BOUGHT ME A COFFEE & I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT THE DK IN DKNY MEANT. MAD PEOPLE ON THEIR WAY TO WORK PASSIN US BY AS WE KICKED IT ON THE SIDEWALK. DON'T FEEL BAD FOR ME I GET OFF ON THAT TYPE OF SHIT. FINALLY LEFT HIM & WALKED BACK TO THE CRIB & SAW THE SUPER STANDIN OUTFRONT. HID BEHIND SOME SHIT TILL HE FINALLY WALKED AWAY THEN SOMEONE OPENED THE DOOR & I SNUCK IN. STAY TUNED FOR PART 10 TOMORROW OR THE NEXT DAY. I KEEP IT THORO NI66A. HPIC
"EVERYBODY WAAN FLY & GET HIGH BUT NOBODY WAAN DIE WHY?"