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June 21, 2009 9:14 PM  (go back to main view)
IN YOUR AREA
HAVEN'T SEEN GARC IN A MINUTE SO I FLEW OVER TO HIS CRIB TO CHILL. SINCE I REFUSE TO GO TO CINESPACE EVER AGAIN & PUBES ISN'T DOING 86 ANYMORE, GARC SAID WE SHOULD CHECK OUT AREA. IT WAS SCARFACE NIGHT & PEOPLE DRESS UP 80'S MIAMI. NEVER BEEN TO AREA BEFORE CUZ I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS SUPER GAY BUT SINCE I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT IN LA FOR A WHILE I SAID FUCK IT...
AS USUAL I FORGOT TO PUT MY MEMORY CARD IN MY CAMERA...STOOPS. I SWITCHED DOWN TO 2 MEGA PIXEL, ENUFF TO TAKE 8 FOTOS. A FEW PEOPLE WE KNEW SHOWED UP WHICH MADE THE NIGHT BEARABLE CUZ FOR THE FIRST 30 MIN I STOOD THERE LOOKING AT GARC LIKE WTF ARE WE DOING HERE? THE PLACE WAS FILLED WITH HERBY HOLLYWOOD WHITEBOY'S WITH FAUX HAWKS & TONS OF MEDIOCRE GIRLS. RIGHT AS WE WERE ABOUT TO BOUNCE MATT CAME THRU WITH HIS 3 AMIGO'S WHO WERE DRESSED TO IMPRESS... READY TO PARTY
THEY HAD THE ILL DANCE MOVES
BUMMER I DIDN'T HAVE MY MEMORY CARD CUZ THESE GIRLS WERE SERVING UP MAD FOTO OPS...VERTICAL SPLITS, JAZZ HANDS, MOVES I'D NEVER SEEN B4
ALICE
THERE WERE A FEW BABES THERE BUT THEY WERE ALL CHILLIN WITH GOOMBA DOUCHEBAGS WEARING CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER

LOTS OF CHEESY BLONDE BIMBO'S
CAMEL CLUTCH... NOT THE WORST TIME I'VE EVER HAD
WHEN I WAS DRIVING HOME. A CAB PULLED UP NEXT TO ME AT A RED LIGHT WITH TWO GIRLS IN THE BACK. ONE OF THEM MOTIONED FOR ME TO ROLL DOWN MY WINDOW. SHE STICKS HER HEAD OUT & GOES ARE YOU THE ARAB PARROT? I NODDED. SHE GOES...I LOVE YOU! YOU TOOK A PICTURE OF MY EX BOYFRIEND & CALLED HIM A HOMO, BLEW ME A KISS & DROVE OFF. THATS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT MAKES IT ALL WORTH IT.

NOT ONLY DID I FORGET MY MEMORY CARD, BUT MY PHONE DIED WHILE I WAS OUT. I GET HOME, PLUG IT IN & I MISSED THIS TEXT...

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Blog Comments (7):
Posted by hahaha on June 19, 2009 6:57 PM
thats lady gaga
Posted by free2ryhme on September 03, 2008 11:17 PM
whats a raekwon? shut the fuck up!
Posted by felatio fi... on May 15, 2008 11:19 PM
is tuesday area adam 12 nite?
Posted by murkface on May 15, 2008 2:11 AM
word, those dance moves look rad, kinda like my moves...and i definitely recognize that camel clutch, its alright, not the best..whatever..
Posted by Brick on May 14, 2008 6:02 PM
dude....how u gonna let ur fone die......with that text...some rookie shit homie
Posted by motivatedb... on May 14, 2008 5:26 PM
dammmmmmmmmmmmmn - whats a raekwon?
Posted by J.Pets on May 14, 2008 11:21 AM
awwww man you missed raekwon for jazz hands?? damn homie
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