HAVEN'T SEEN GARC IN A MINUTE SO I FLEW OVER TO HIS CRIB TO CHILL. SINCE I REFUSE TO GO TO CINESPACE EVER AGAIN & PUBES ISN'T DOING 86 ANYMORE, GARC SAID WE SHOULD CHECK OUT AREA. IT WAS SCARFACE NIGHT & PEOPLE DRESS UP 80'S MIAMI. NEVER BEEN TO AREA BEFORE CUZ I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS SUPER GAY BUT SINCE I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT IN LA FOR A WHILE I SAID FUCK IT...
AS USUAL I FORGOT TO PUT MY MEMORY CARD IN MY CAMERA...STOOPS. I SWITCHED DOWN TO 2 MEGA PIXEL, ENUFF TO TAKE 8 FOTOS. A FEW PEOPLE WE KNEW SHOWED UP WHICH MADE THE NIGHT BEARABLE CUZ FOR THE FIRST 30 MIN I STOOD THERE LOOKING AT GARC LIKE WTF ARE WE DOING HERE? THE PLACE WAS FILLED WITH HERBY HOLLYWOOD WHITEBOY'S WITH FAUX HAWKS & TONS OF MEDIOCRE GIRLS. RIGHT AS WE WERE ABOUT TO BOUNCE MATT CAME THRU WITH HIS 3 AMIGO'S WHO WERE DRESSED TO IMPRESS... READY TO PARTY
THEY HAD THE ILL DANCE MOVES
BUMMER I DIDN'T HAVE MY MEMORY CARD CUZ THESE GIRLS WERE SERVING UP MAD FOTO OPS...VERTICAL SPLITS, JAZZ HANDS, MOVES I'D NEVER SEEN B4
ALICE
THERE WERE A FEW BABES THERE BUT THEY WERE ALL CHILLIN WITH GOOMBA DOUCHEBAGS WEARING CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER

LOTS OF CHEESY BLONDE BIMBO'S
CAMEL CLUTCH... NOT THE WORST TIME I'VE EVER HAD
WHEN I WAS DRIVING HOME. A CAB PULLED UP NEXT TO ME AT A RED LIGHT WITH TWO GIRLS IN THE BACK. ONE OF THEM MOTIONED FOR ME TO ROLL DOWN MY WINDOW. SHE STICKS HER HEAD OUT & GOES ARE YOU THE ARAB PARROT? I NODDED. SHE GOES...I LOVE YOU! YOU TOOK A PICTURE OF MY EX BOYFRIEND & CALLED HIM A HOMO, BLEW ME A KISS & DROVE OFF. THATS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT MAKES IT ALL WORTH IT.

NOT ONLY DID I FORGET MY MEMORY CARD, BUT MY PHONE DIED WHILE I WAS OUT. I GET HOME, PLUG IT IN & I MISSED THIS TEXT...