MY LAST DAY IN NEW YORK, I HEAD BACK TO LA TOMORROW. I CAN'T SAY I'M STOKED ABOUT IT. IT'S GONNA SUCK TO GO BACK TO LAST CALL AT 1:45 BUT I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS BUT 10 DAYS IN NY IS ENUFF FOR ME. HERE'S A FLICK I FORGOT TO POST FROM MY FIRST NIGHT HERE...

LEFT THE HOUSE TODAY AT 3PM, I'VE BASICALLY PISSED AWAY EVERYDAY IN NEW YORK CUZ I'M ON THE NIGHT SHIFT. WENT & COPPED ANOTHER HAT OFF THE STREET & ATE A SALAD AT WHOLE FOODS & DIDN'T PAY FOR IT. JUST MAKE YOUR SALAD WHILE TALKING ON THE PHONE & THEN JUST ACT LIKE YOU PAID FOR IT ALREADY & PASS THE CASHIERS & PRETEND YOU'RE GETTING A FORK. IF NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING THEN JUST WALK UPSTAIRS TO THE DINING AREA & EAT IT...SO EASY. I RAN INTO THE FRESH PRINCE WALKING DOWN BROADWAY BUMPING LETS TALK ABOUT SEX, SHITS FUCKIN CORNY

UNLIKE THE LAPD, I LOVE HOW NYPD DON'T HAVE TO STAY IN SHAPE. THEY'RE CLOTHES ARE TOO BAGGY, THEY'RE SHORT & KINDA FAT, BASICALLY SLOBS

I LIKE THESE GUPPIES, THEY'RE NICE