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MUCH LOVE GO 2 NEW YORK CITY! FIRST OFF I'D LIKE TO THANK KATHERINE (the sweetest girl on earth) 4 HOOKIN THE PARROT UP WITH THE RADDEST CAGE/LOFT EVER ON BOWERY & BOND FOR 6 FUCKIN DAYS ALL 2 MYSELF...



THE CRIB BELONGS TO A GIRL NAMED LILY COLE (BELOW), SHE WAS AWAY. THANKS LILY... ALTHOUGH WE NEVER MET, I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU, SINCE I JERKED OFF IN YOUR BED & ALL



THIS IS WHAT I WOKE UP TO EVERY MORNING



THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE WHEN I WAS CHIILIN ON THE COUCH



THIS IS WHAT IT WAS LIKE WHEN I WAS WALKIN AROUND LISTIN TO MUSIC TALKIN ON THE PHONE...



ALL I DID EVERYDAY WAS WALK AROUND, TAKE PICS, BIRD WATCH & GO OUT...THE HIGH LIFE.

ONE DAY I STOPPED BY UNION SQ. TO SEE MY BOY JAHMIN FROM LA WHO WAS OUT THERE WORKIN ON A TRUTH AD, YOU KNOW THE ANTI SMOKING COMMERCIALS. IT TURNED OUT I WALKED INTO THE FRAME AS THEY WERE FILMING. THIS PA COMES UP TO ME & SAYS HE NEEDS ME TO FILL OUT A VOUCHER. APPARENTLY IF YOUR IN THE BACKGROUND & THEY USE THE FOOTAGE THEY HAVE TO PAY YOU. $570 TO BE SPECIFIC, PLUS RESIDUALS...$95 EVERYTIME IT AIRS, & YOU GET INTO THE UNION. ONCE I HEARD THAT I STARTED FOLLOWING THE CAMERA AROUND EVERYWHERE TRYING TO GET IN AS MANY SHOTS AS POSSIBLE, YOU KNOW JUST IN CASE THEY DIDN'T USE ONE SHOT I WOULD BE IN ANOTHER. EVENTUALLY THE CASTING AGENT WHO WAS REAL NICE CAME UP TO ME & SAID "HEY YOU CAN GO HOME NOW." THEY HAD CAUGHT ME ON CAMERA LIKE 10 TIMES & SINCE MY FACE IS PRETTY RECOGNIZABLE IT WOULDN'T BE COOL 4 ME TO BE LURKING AROUND IN EVERY SHOT. WE HAD A LAUGH & THEN SHE TOLD ME THE WHOLE CREW WAS REFERRING TO ME OSAMA JR. ON THEIR HEADSETS..HAHAHA. ANYWAYZ LOOK OUT FOR THE COMMERCIAL, YOU MAY JUST SEE THE PARROT FLOATING AROUND IN THE BACKGROUND SMOKIN CIGARETTES.



THE SAN GENERRO FESTIVAL HAPPENED TO BE GOING ON... I LOVE ZEPPOLI'S!



STOKED!



WHERE'S THE BEEF? THE PARROT LOVES DONER KABOBS, CAN'T GET THOSE IN L.A.



MY FAVORITE KABOB SPOT ON MCDOUGLE, I ATE THERE 5 TIMES



ONCE AS I WAS WALKIN AWAY EATIN MY KABOB I NOTICED HEATHER GRAHAM EATING OUTSIDE THIS RESTAURANT. SOME OLD CRAZY FORIEGN DUDE KEPT TRYING TO TALK TO HER. I COULD TELL SHE WAS GETTING REAL CREEPED OUT & ANNOYED SO SHE GOT UP LEFT.



HERE SOME PARROT TRIVIA 4 U: DID YOU KNOW THAT IRAN INVENTED THE GAME OF CHESS? MAYBE SOMETHING OUR GOVERNMENT MIGHT WANT TO TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION BEFORE THEY GO STARTING ANOTHER WAR WITHOUT REALLY THINKING THINGS THRU...THATS ONE 2 GROW ON.



HANDICAP DRUNKS LOVE THE ARAB PARROT



THE SECOND NITE I WAS THERE I ENDED UP AT A STRIP CLUB, SCANDALS IN LONG ISLAND CITY...REAL GRIMEY, JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. UNFORTUNATELY I DON'T HAVE ANY PICTURES OF THAT BUT THE MEMORIES WILL LAST 4 A LITTLE WHILE. THE THIRD NITE WE WENT TO JUARETSIES BDAY PARTY AT SOME BAR IN THE LOWER EAST SIDE. I RAN INTO THE HOMEY CRYSTAL...









AS WE WALKED HOME, LYSA TURNS TO ME & SAYS "ARE THOSE PEOPLE SHOUTING ARAB PARROT?" I TURN AROUND & NOTICED THIS CREW OF KIDS ON THE CORNER LOOKIN AT US. THANKS 4 THE LOVE. NYC REPS THE HUNDREDS



WHY DOES EVERY MEXICAN IN NEW YORK WORK OUTSIDE A DELI?



SOMETHINGS WILL NEVER CHANGE. I'M STARTING WITH THE PARROT IN THE MIRROR



I LOVE NY

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