SOME ASSHOLE DECIDED TO PUT ME ON A 6:30 AM FLIGHT. BARELY MADE MY PLANE, FELT LIKE SHIT,TRIED TO FALL ASLEEP THEN STARTED FEELING NAUSEOUS. GOT UP TO GO TO BATHROOM & NEXT THING I KNOW I'M LAID OUT IN THE AISLE LOOKING UP AT 3 FLIGHT ATTENDANTS TRYING TO WAKE ME UP. I WAS IN THE BACK NEAR THE BATHROOM SO THEY DRAGGED ME INTO THE KITCHEN. I WAS PALE & DEHYDRATED. THEY WERE ASKING ME DUMB QUESTIONS BEING MAD ANNOYING. THEY WENT & FOUND A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE & SOME MILF ROLLED UP & CHECKED ME WITH HER STETHOSCOPE, FEELING MY PULSE. WHEN THEY TRIED TO TAKE MY SOCKS OFF I WAS LIKE YO CHILL AND FINALLY SAT UP. I SAID I WAS FINE & THAT I WAS JUST EXHAUSTED. JOKED AROUND WITH EM FOR A WHILE, ASKED EM IF THEY HAD NITROUS INSTEAD OF THE QXYGEN. THEY LET ME CHILL IN THE BACK THE WHOLE FLIGHT & GAVE ME A BANANA & SOME GINGER ALE. THEY WERE REALLY COOL ABOUT IT & DIDN'T TREAT THE SITUATION LIKE IT WAS A TERRORIST PLOY. I FELL BACKWARDS & HURT MY BACK & HEAD IN THE FALL.THEY SAID I JUST CRUMBLED & WAS CHOKING. KINDA SCARY BUT CLASSIC. RAN INTO SOME PEOPLE I KNEW COMING OUT THE AIRPORT & THEY WERE LIKE YO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO DIED ON THE PLANE?

NEVER A DULL MOMENT FOR THE P...35,000 FT. HIGH & RISING
BIG MIAMI POST COMING SOON. RAN INTO ART BASIL HIMSELF
I'M IN NEW YORK & IT'S BRICK