BEEN LAYING LOW SAVING UP MY BIRD STRENGTH FOR NEW YEARS. ON XMAS I HUNG OUT DOWNSTAIRS AT THE FISH. EVERYONE SEEMED TO BE ENJOYING THE HOLIDAYS EXCEPT FOR THIS DUDE WHO GOT OPENED UP LIKE PRESENTS
& THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES...APPARENTLY DUDE HAD BEEN UP IN EVERYONES FACE ALL NITE. GOING UP TO PEOPLE INTERRUPTING CONVERSATIONS, INTRODUCING HIMSELF, SAYING STUPID SHIT LIKE "HEY I'M HERE ON HOLIDAY FROM AUSTRALIA...WHAT'S REALLY GOOD?" ON SOME CROCODILE DUNDEE SHIT. FINALLY AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, DRUNK, HE TRIED TO BEFRIEND THE WRONG GUY WHO WAS ON SOME WWF SHIT. OUTBACK JACK GOT BODY SLAMMED BACK DOWN UNDER FACE FIRST INTO THE PAVEMENT. KID WAS LAYING THERE ON THE FLOOR LIKE A NEW BORN BABY FOR LIKE 3 MINUTES... PLANET ROCK'D. FINALLY SOME BIRD PUT HIM IN A CAB
THEN CAB DRIVER KICKED HIM OUT A MIN LATER. DUDE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE HE WAS. HE WAS JUST STANDIN THERE DAZED & CONFUSED TILL HE FINALLY STUMBLED OFF. IT'S A COLD WORLD OUT THERE, SOMETIMES I THINK I'M GETTING A LITTLE FROST MYSELF. MERRY XMAS
FRIDAY NITE THE CITY WAS BACK TO NORMAL & EVERYTHING WAS OPEN AGAIN WHICH MEANT PEOPLE LIKE MIKEY BOI WERE DRIVING INTO THE CITY FOR A GOOD TIME
BEST PHONE EVER
STOPPED BY EAST VILLAGE RADIO

WALKED AROUND A LIL
WENT TO A PARTY, THEN BACK TO THE CAGE
NOTHING REALLY HAPPENED SATURDAY WORTH MENTIONING. THIS SHIT WAS CRAZY
NO HEAT WONDER WHY XMAS MISSED US. THE BIRD CAGE IS THE REALNESS JUST ASK UNEMPLOYED LLOYD
NOTHING REALLY WORTH MENTIONING HAPPENED LAST NIGHT EITHER EXCEPT FOR WHEN LATE NIGHT A FEW PEOPLE CAME OVER. THIS DRUNK BIRD WANTED TO SHOW US THE BRUISE ON HER LEG. RIGHT AFTER I TOOK A FLICK SHE GOES WHICH ONE OF THESE BEER IS YOURS? SHE HANDS ME A CAN & IS DRINKING FROM ANOTHER. THEN SHE GOES THIS ONE TASTES KINDA WEIRD. SUDDENLY I REALIZED THAT THE ONE SHE'S DRINKING WAS A CAN I HAD PISSED IN 2 DAYS EARLIER. I HAD LEFT IT NEAR THE WINDOW SO IT WAS CHILLED. SHE HAD DRANK AT LEAST A THIRD OF IT ALREADY. I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HER SO I GO HERE LET ME GET YOU ANOTHER ONE
2009 IS NEARLY HERE...TIME TO TAKE AFFIRMATIVE AKSHUN