SPOON MEN
THE DUDE ABIDES
YO THERE'S WAY TOO MANY LA KIDS IN NY! EITHER THEY JUST MOVED HERE, THEY'RE GONNA MOVE HERE, OR THEY'RE ABOUT TO MOVE BACK. SOME ARE DOWN, BUT A LOT OF THEM ARE SOCIAL CLIMBING , NAME DROPPING, BEAKS IN THE AIR, PARTYING ON DADDIES DIME, TALKING ABOUT JESSICA STAM, GUPPY TURDZ INFECTING NY. I CAME HERE TO GET AWAY FROM YOU FUCKERS! THIS ONE FORGOT TO PULL HER SKIRT BACK DOWN AFTER A BUMP & DUMP...GOTCHA
WEDNESDAY NIGHT... LIT, ANTIQUE, BEATRICE. LIT WAS LIKE A 1000 DEGREES & WHOOPTY FUCKIN DOO MISCHA BARTON WAS THERE HANGIN OUT IN THE DJ BOOTH LOOKIN' PRETTY WHICH IS ALL SHE CAN REALLY DO

SCHNEIDER'S IN TOWN

THESE CHICKS BROUGHT THEIR OWN BOTTLE SERVICE

RAN INTO GREIG B...A HIGH SCHOOL HOMEY OF MINE WHO WAS ACTUALLY LIVING IN NY IN 94...NOT CRAPPING HIS DIAPERS IN BRENTWOOD


RAN INTO LEYLA 2NITE

WENT TO A COUPLE BARS. DID A WALK THRU OF MICHELE GONDRY'S BDAY PARTY WHICH WAS AS GAY AS "BE KIND REWIND"

AFTER SOME BEERS, BOURBON, & BOOGER SUGAR WE FLEW OVER TO THE DEATHBOWL PREMIERE AFTER PARTY. THE CAB DRIVER WHO TOOK US THERE WAS A PSYCO. NICK WAS TELLING A STORY & SAYS "HEY MISTER WANNA SMELL MY DICK?" THE CRAZY CABBIE THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING TO HIM. HE GOT ALL MAD & THEN WE WERE BEING TOO LOUD SO HE SLAMMED HIS LIL WINDOW CLOSED & STARTED DRIVING LIKE A MANIAC TO SCARE US, HE RAN LIKE THREE RED LIGHTS. THEN WE GOT TO THE PARTY AND THIS HAPPENED...
RIGHT AFTER I STOPPED FILMING AND WAS SHOWING THE BOUNCER MY ID, ALICIA HOCKED A HUGE LOOGY ON HIS CAB & HE LOST IT. HE CAME OUT THE CAR & RUSHED HER SHOUTING & CURSING. I WALKED OVER TO TELL HIM TO CHILL & HE TURNED AROUND & CAME AT ME LIKE HE WAS GONNA HIT ME. MY KILLER INSTINCT TOOK OVER & I SOCKED HIM IN THE FACE. DUDE FELL BACK, STARTED SCREAMING SOME SHIT IN INDIAN, GAVE ME A DEATH LOOK, THEN STUMBLED BACK TO HIS CAB ACTING LIKE HE WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. WHILE HE WAS DOING THAT WE WENT INSIDE & NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN.

OPEN BAR WAS A GOOD LOOK


BRIAN/COAT OF ARMS


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