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L.A. STORY
NOT MUCH COOL SHIT TO REPORT SINCE NOT MUCH COOL SHIT IS GOING ON HERE. IT'S ACTUALLY JUST THE SAME OLD SHIT. WHAT SUCKS ABOUT LA IS EVERYTHING CLOSES AT 2. MAYBE I'VE BEEN SPOILED AFTER 2 MONTHS OF BUMPIN' & GRINDIN' IN NYC EVERY NITE. BUT I GUESS A LIL DOWNTIME IS A GOOD THING CUZ THE PARROT'S ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A CROSS COUNTRY TRIP THIS SUNDAY TO NY. I'M GONNA NEED SOME REST BEFORE THE MIAMI CRAZE. BUT THE WEATHER'S GREAT. I HEAR IT'S FREEZING IN NY. ANYWAYS MONDAY EVENING I HIT THE GOLF COURSE WITH THE BIRDGANG. THE PARROT IS A MASTER GOLFER CAUSIN' MAD DIVETS
BIRDIE!
MONDAY NITE I FLEW TO SOME NEW SPOT EVERYONE'S RAVING ABOUT CALLED BARDOT. SHIT WAS KINDA WEAK AT LEAST ON MONDAYS. RYAN GOSLING WAS DJING WITH AN IPOD...GAY. BROKE OUT AFTER 10 MINUTES. TUESDAY I WENT BY THE HOMEYS CRIB BEFORE GOIN TO SOME LOCAL DIVES. ALL THE BIRDS IN LA WERE STAYING HOME TO WATCH THE NEW
SHIT'S GAY BUT A PRETTY ACCURATE DEPICTION OF STEREOTYPICAL LA...DOUCHE BAG WHITE BOYS WHO WORK OUT MACKIN' CHEESY GIRLS WHO LOOK ORANGE
UNLIKE IN THE ORIGINAL 90210 THIS TIME THEY GOT A BROTHER ON THERE... BUT HE PLAYS LACROSSE
THE PARROT AIN'T GOT TIME FOR DUMB SILLY SHIT LIKE WATCHING GOSSIP GIRLS & 90210 BUT I DO APPRECIATE PRETTY GIRLS & I LOVE THIS ONE
A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN
MORE THAN A WOMAN...A SUPERBIRD
STOPPED BY THE CHA FOR A DRINK
THEN I GOT 2 FONE CALLS...ONE FROM A BIRD I LOVED BEFORE & THE OTHER FROM MY HOMEYS GF INVITING ME TO COME CELEBRATE A NEW JOB SHE GOT. SO I FLEW OVER TO THIS PLACE I NEVER BEEN BEFORE & I'LL NEVER GO TO AGAIN CALLED COCO DE VILLE AKA DOUCHE BAG CITY. WARNING...WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS THE WORST OF LA
DJ WAS SPINNIN SHIT LIKE ANOTHER NITE ANOTHER DREAM
IN LA IT PAYS TO BE A DOUCHE BAG

COOLEST PERSON THERE ASIDE FROM ME WAS THE BATHROOM ATTENDANT
FELT KINDA SORRY FOR NICOLE RITCHIE WHEN I SAW HER SITTING THERE BORED SURROUNDED BY LOSERS. I GUESS I'D BE BUMMED TOO IF I WAS SITTING IN THE DOUCHIEST CLUB WATCHING FUCKTARDS DANCING AROUND ME ON TABLES WHEN I HAVE A BABY AT HOME. SHE WAS WITH HER MAN WHO HAD HIS NEW ERA TURNED TO THE SIDE...THAT GUY SUCKS. DROP THAT HERO & GET WITH THIS ZERO
MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE BEST OF A SHITTY SITUATION...EWWW
AFTERWARDS IN TRUE LA FASHION WE ENDED UP AT A SICK PAD ABOVE THE CLOUDS


NIGHT TRAIN
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN
WHEN I WALK THRU THE CROWD I CAN SEE HEADS TURNIN', I HEAR VOICES SAYIN' THAT'S ARAB PARROT
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Posted by FuckLA&NY on November 22, 2008 11:56 PM
How you gonna call shit boring when you're on here leaving comments on a staurday nite. You must be bored. I don't think this dude is dissin la. He happened to be at a douchbag la event so he talked about it and took pics & I found it hilarious. You're a bunch of haters catchin feelings like lil girls. Dude stickin up for the hundreds is the biggest faggot of the bunch. Parrot got the hot shit
Posted by THESYRIANS... on November 22, 2008 9:40 PM
i agree...booooooooring, although i have to say the LA posts of the past, while maybe all of douchebags, is more entertaining than the NY shit you have posted = wackness. forget east v west, theres fuckwits and good people all over
Posted by citychick on November 22, 2008 9:19 PM
you and your blog are BORING
Posted by s0ld on November 22, 2008 6:19 PM
London? Ok...now brush your damn teeth.
Posted by Julian Mat... on November 22, 2008 1:56 AM
fuck'em both I live in London.
Posted by change on November 22, 2008 1:54 AM
Leaving pauses is definitely the new gay
Posted by G.O.D. on November 21, 2008 12:25 PM
Forget LA & NY... I think that leaving comments on blogs is the new gay...pause.
Posted by Joiner on November 21, 2008 12:20 PM
Up the Bathroom Attendants!
Posted by Biggie was... on November 21, 2008 12:17 PM
This becoming some East vs. West Thing!

Why?

Everyone knows that L.A. has been the more laidback chil-out lounge.
Those few Gangs dont mean shit! NY had the Mafia and NY has always been a big Gateway for all kinds of people and Goods.
As the saying goes if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere!
In LA eveyone can make it or get girls asl long as they are douchy enough and pretend its intended! AP just proved it with this post.
All the glitz and glam, all the movies and celebs, the tourists and the warm weather watered down the attitude. even gangster ride slow there!
try to escape a cop car that slow haha!
Posted by wyatt on November 21, 2008 11:44 AM
rule #1: LA does suck, they should kick out ALL you faggots and give it back to the esés... LA belongs to the Mexicans anyway. everyone else there can suck a fat dick, yeah I said it.

rule #2: the bathroom attendant is ALWAYS the coolest motherfucker in an LA club.

rule #3: I have a lot of rad homies and family in LA, but it's still fucking wack.

my word is law, faggots.
Posted by julian mat... on November 21, 2008 4:44 AM
I just wanna say that yo we used to rock all that black moon, smif n wessun shit up at our private school in bel-air, at all the bar-mitsvahs actin hard, smokin cigarettes. And when our Hollywood producer dads drove us home in BMWs we'd always be like "Dad, put in the Wu-Tang" and he was like "alright." Hells yeah!
Posted by loc213 on November 20, 2008 8:47 PM
GAYLA must be a former Hundreds stan who got dissed at their store or something. Stop hating, fool.
And all the dickriders trying to diss LA are probably from some flyover state. The Parrot chills where all the hipsters/d-bags congregate, and then pretends it bothers him. Then why you there, fool??
And all you stans think NY's the shit because instead of hipsters/d-bags, over there he's kicking it with bums, and taking pictures of trannies and dirty toilets and shit.
Whatever. There's good in both towns, he just always draws himself to the douchiest parts of town.
Parrot, your blog is mad entertaining(sometimes), but youre mostly a perpetrator with your Raiders gear and Locs. If youre on NY's nuts like that, and gonna diss my town, you should trade the look in for a bootleg shirt and a gumby cut or something.
peace and crackers
Posted by GAYLA on November 20, 2008 5:29 PM
Why are the hundreds so fucking gay? Pretending to be skaters & snowboarders and bombin? Yo Parrot why don't you put those cornballs in their place?
Posted by TAP on November 20, 2008 1:54 PM
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Posted by Jewish Par... on November 20, 2008 11:42 AM
Coco De Douche...That is some trife ass shit AP...all those people get the Gasface...NY has douches but only if you go to where they reside...LA has douches everywhere...But let's not make this an East Coast vs. West Coast thing...
Posted by jen on November 20, 2008 8:56 AM
u r so fine
Posted by bruce will... on November 20, 2008 8:48 AM
la does kinda suck but the last few photos are the type of things that almost make it rule AND ny isnt running running low on douchebags either
Posted by God on November 20, 2008 6:39 AM
word LA sucks
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Posted by treehuggge... on November 19, 2008 11:02 PM
only douchebags watch those shows.... la makes me want to vomit. you should go back to new york.
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