THE PARROTS OFF TO COACHELLA & WON'T BE BACK TO REPORT TILL MONDAY. I'VE LIVED IN LA FOR 8 YEARS & NEVER GIVEN A FUCK ABOUT GOING THIS SHIT BUT THIS YEAR THE PARROTS MAKING ME GO. HERE'S A RECAP OF THIS WEEK TILL I GET BACK...
PLAYED DODGEBALL AGAIN ON MONDAY NITE FOR FIVE MINUTES, THREW MY ARM OUT. THE REF WAS DRESSED APPROPRIATELY.. BLOW THE WHISTLE.
I FINALLY GET MY LICENSE BACK BUT CAN'T FIND MY KEYS ANYWHERE...STOOPS. SO ON WEDNESDAY A LOCKSMITH CAME OUT TO MAKE ME NEW KEYS. THE LAC IS BACK ON THE ROAD AGAIN.
THAT NITE ME, RICK , & IAN HIT THE MAGAZINE PARTY CIRCUIT. FIRST TO SOME FADER MAGAZINE PARTY FOR 10 MINUTES
THEN A VAPORS AT THE STANDARD
TO CHECK OUT OUR HOMEY BLU JEMZ...WACKEST DJ IN AMERICA
HIT THE BIRDNIP HARD FOR NO REASON THEN WENT HOME
TODAY I HAD TO GO BUY A NEW CHARGER FOR MY COMPUTER, THE ARMENIANS HAD THE FLAGS OUT
THEY ONLY DRIVE MERECEDES
BARF...SANTA MONICA & VINE...TRANNY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD
STOLE A NEW KEY CHAIN FOR MY NEW CAR KEYS FROM THE LIQUOR STORE
I'VE BEEN LOOKIN FOR A RAIDERS JERSEY FOR A WHILE SO I STOPPED OFF AT A THRIFT STORE WHERE I IMAGINED THEY WOULD HAVE ONE & THEY DID...8 BUCKS...THATS "THE SECRET"
WENT BY RITE AID TO BUY SOME RAZORS SINCE ALL MY SHITS WERE RUSTY. IT TOOK ME AN HOUR TO SHAVE MY BEARD THE OTHER DAY. I USED SCISSORS & AN OLD RAZOR TO DO IT, IT WAS TORTURE. REMEMBER L.A. LOOKS?
LAST NITE WE WENT BY SOME DAVID LA CHAPELLE/REMY MARTIN PARTY FOR 10 MINUTES...SHIT WAS BOOTY. THEN WENT BY PASH FOR A DRINK, KINDA DEAD CUZ OF COACHELLA. DUDE ON THE CORNER PLAYS A MEAN ACCORDION
ON THE WAY HOME IAN & I GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH SOME OLD CRACKHEAD BITCH WHO WANTED A DRAG OFF MY CIGARETTE, I SAID NO, SHE FLICKED US OFF, HE SAID FUCK YOU, THEN SHE ATTACKED THE CAR AND PUNCHED THE GLASS. THEN IAN GOT MAD & KIND OF RAN HER OVER AS WE LEFT THE PARKING SPOT. I THINK SHE WAS OK, SHIT WAS MAD FUNNY.
IN OTHER NEWS...WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP & WESLEY SNIPES DOESN'T PAY TAXES...
NINO BROWN SENTENCED TO 3 YEARSFINALLY HERES THE REAL LINE UP FOR COACHELLA FOR ALL OF YOU MORONS WHO BELIEVED THE FAKE ONE I POSTED A COUPLE WEEKS AGO...
FUCK COACHELLA IN ADVANCE
have fun at coachella, drink a lot of water
-lili