WHAT'S GOOD? FRIDAY NITE PREGAMED THEN WALKED DOWN THE STREET TO SEE IF TEDDYS WAS ANY BETTER THIS WEEK. IT WASN'T. DRUNK WHEN GOT THERE & SO WAS THIS GIRL
SECURITY HAD TO BRING OUT THE WHEELCHAIR
LATER
THEN THEY KICKED ME OUT. ALL GOOD CUZ "SHIT WAS DEAD ANYWAY" I KEPT SAYING THAT ALL NIGHT, GOT IT FROM THE DUDE ON THE RIGHT IN SWINGERS
FUCKIN STUPID FLOPPY LAZY SMURF BEANIES EVERYWHERE

THIS GUY
FLEW OVER TO HOLIDAY PARTY


LATE ONE. SLEPT ALL DAY SATURDAY. I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DRANK WATER. GOTTA GET HEALTHY. LATER I GOT A RIDE TO RITE AID TO DROP OFF SOME FILM & THEN TO CACTUS FOR SOME TACOS. MUST BE MANIFESTING SHIT CUZ WHILE I'M WAITING FOR MY FOOD DUDE FROM SWINGERS I MENTIONED EARLIER SHOWS UP. I WAS LIKE YO I WAS QUOTING YOUR SHIT LAST NIGHT. NO CAMERA HAD TO GO BIRDBERRY
GOT MY RIDE TO TAKE ME TO ANOTHER RIDE THEN WENT DOWNTOWN TO A PARTY THE HOMEYS BAND WAS PLAYING AT





THESE GUYS WITH THE SHIRTS
DUDE PUT THAT SHIT OUT IT STINKS
TOLD HIM MY FRIENDS COMPANY MADE HIS SHIRT HE WAS STOKED
SHIT WAS AIGHT. HOMEYS WERE THERE. STAYED TOO LONG CUZ I DIDN'T HAVE THE BIRDMOBILE. FINALLY GOT A DIFFERENT RIDE BACK TO THE WEST SIDE. DMV CLIPPED MY WINGS LAST WEEK, NOT CUZ OF THE .077 BUT CUZ OF A DOUBLE FAILURE TO APPEAR. THAT'S MY NEW DJ NAME. SO MUCH BS ON MY PLATE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, JUST WANNA FLY AWAY, BUT THAT'S WHAT GOT ME IN THIS MESS TO BEGIN WITH. FORGED MY OWN CHAINS
BUT YOU CANT KEEP A GOOD BIRD DOWN. 2010 AROUND THE CORNER... A NEW PARROTDIGM
SOLID AS A SQUAWK. HAPPY HANUKKAH